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[cleolinda]

This sounds fun:

if bush wins, i will ____________________.
if kerry wins, i will ____________________.

(lykaios, the meme originator? Will capitalize.)

If Bush wins, I will bitch about it every single day of his second term. That's not a promise, that's just a fact. Like, we'll be into 2006 and I'll still be ending entries with "P.S. I still hate Bush."*

If Kerry wins--man. I gotta think of something really good for this. Like, I gotta tempt fate so that he might actually win in the weird superstitious cosmology of my mind where random things I do affect world events. Don't lie, you do it too. So... If Kerry wins... I'll post a substantial excerpt from the Fifteen Minutes book on Inauguration Day. Because, seriously, I am not assuming that I will have finished the book before then someone wouldn't have assassinated him by then.

*Actual P.S.: Sister Girl's best friend thinks that Bush "is hot." I am not kidding you. She's twenty years old and she means it. Hot as in "physically attractive." I went into a "Bitch, are you for real?" tailspin after she declared this that lasted something like two whole days.

Comments

[cheapblackpens.livejournal.com]

I love your icon in connection with this post, because I'm imagining Bush and Kerry as sorcerers...

[shoukinkasegi.livejournal.com]

I'm so with you on that one.

[krazykarot.livejournal.com]

If bush wins I will cry for a week and then proceed to drink myself to death. Or close too it.

If Kerry wins... I will be momentarily happy and do a victory dance. And then I'll worry about if he'll turn into some wussy and cop-out on all the important shit.

[meredith-mae.livejournal.com]

If Bush wins there will be alcohol involved. If Kerry wins, there might also be alcohol involved, yet in a totally different manner. *note to self - buy alcohol before next week.*

[wock.livejournal.com]

a. I will go about my life as usual.
b. I will go about my life as usual.

As for all the wild promises people make... well, here it is 4 years later, and we're still waiting for Alec Baldwin and Barbara Streisand to leave the country.

;-)

[ginger]

Amen :)

[vsprtn.livejournal.com]

>Sister Girl's best friend thinks that Bush "is hot." ... Hot as in "physically attractive."

I've got a van, a Pool Cue of Justice, and an intervention team ready to go.

Just say the word.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Are you available on Thursday?

[carebear080787.livejournal.com]

I love reading your journal and have been doing so for a long time, but this is the first time I've commented (I think), but I just felt compelled to.

Heh. I love how I'm probably the only conservative here (probably one of the few conservatives under 20). So I will refrain from really saying anything due to subsequent lynching that will occur.

Anyway point of this comment : Wow. Wait. I guess there really wasn't one. I should get back to my procrastinating on history homework.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Honestly? I'm a social liberal and a financial conservative and grew up in a Republican family (in a very Republican state). I just have a personal hatred of Bush that transcends all party lines.

[modpixie.livejournal.com]

bush win: i will be super-volunteer at mass naral (http://www.massnaral.org) and planned parenthood, and work on causes related to the separation of church and state.

kerry win: i will keep an eye on him to make sure he doesn't go all soft on the social promises he made. i will also shoot one of the super-ambitious scenes from my film the weekend after his inauguration. (keeping with your murphy's law theme...)

[kohler.livejournal.com]

Sister Girl's pseudo-sistah has issues o_O Bush = very, very not hot

if bush wins, i will move to canada.
if kerry wins, i will shrug and hope for someone better.

[meredith-mae.livejournal.com]

Moving to Canada's kinda hard. Trust me, I've looked into it.

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

Your sister's friend is one weird, weird kid. (I say kid and she's older than me. Blah)

thanks lj, love you too

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

To finish:

How can one find Bush hot? It's practically beastiality!

Regarding Bush

[http://users.livejournal.com/_waterlilies/]

Hey, no reason you can't start a little early.

P.S. I still hate Bush too

[maramala.livejournal.com]

If Bush wins, I will go on with life as usual, while making a note to remind myself NOT to go to America any time in the near future.

If Kerry wins, I might be out of a job. But it will be worth it. :D

[katla-asriel.livejournal.com]

ME: Hey, look at this...political stuff. Yay. (reads aloud what you would do if Bush won)

MOM: (nods)

ME: (reads aloud what you would do if Kerry won)

MOM: Get assassinated?! Oh, God, I hope not.

ME: Me, too. Would that not suck so much?

MOM: But there are people like that.

ME: (thinking) There are crazy people who would go stark raving MAD if Bush wasn't re-elected? Oh, man...

Crazy-ass Republican folk. You don't get too many psycho ones, but sometimes...*shudder*

Now, despite the fact that the Governator is trying to sway Ohio in Bush's direction (IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS YOU TERMINATOR-ACTOR DUDE), I'm proud to be a Californian.

'Cause we're crazy-ass Democrat folk, we Californians are. *waves little flag*

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Honestly? Feelings are running so high about this election that I would not be surprised if

1) American(s) try to assassinate whoever's elected, Kerry OR Bush;

2) Foreign terrorists try to assassinate whoever's elected, Bush OR Kerry;

3) The side who does it blames it on the other;

4) Bush wins and Jon Stewart garrotes Tucker Carlson with his own bowtie;

5) All of the above.

[slammerkinbabe.livejournal.com]

*Actual P.S.: Sister Girl's best friend thinks that Bush "is hot."

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh my God, that is the best joke I have ever heard. The MONKEY?!

[slammerkinbabe.livejournal.com]

Also, if Bush wins I will begin contacting Canadian friends to ask if they are looking for a roommate. If Kerry wins, I will throw a gigantic booze-filled party of the kind that inevitably leaves a home short a few pieces of glassware, possibly even furniture... and I live with my parents.

[marcusisabadass.livejournal.com]

If kerry wins i will thank God and begin bitching about the higher taxes.

If bush wins i will move to Canada or Scotland or Spain.

[girlalmighty]

If Bush wins, I will: fear for my civil rights and future and cry cry cry and then complain about it forever.

If Kerry wins, I will: head over to the HQ here in town and have a part-ay! (Which means skipping my astronomy lab.) And be really happy. And feel good about my first ever presidential election vote and think it counted. And essentially be very pleased. Until, y'know, the administration goes downhill. When I will sigh and bitch and say, "Well, Bush would've screwed this up even worse."

I can't believe anyone thinks Bush is hot. I don't even think Laura finds him hot. That's just really odd.

[girlalmighty]

Like, I gotta tempt fate so that he might actually win in the weird superstitious cosmology of my mind where random things I do affect world events. Don't lie, you do it too.

And because I do, I'll add: if Kerry wins, I will not only finish my NaNoWriMo, but I'll throw in an extra 10,000 words.

[ambiguousreason.livejournal.com]

if bush wins i will roll my eyes and say, "oh, great."
if kerry wins i will hope he does a better job and leave my house for a few days, attempting to avoid hearing all the negative comments my parents are likely to make. *rolls eyes*
sister girl's friend, uhm, needs an intervention. now. although i do have to say it made me laugh.

[gracefallson-me.livejournal.com]

i bush wins i will shout with glee but hope he gets over this insane gay marriage ammendment proposal.

if kerry wins i will cry and sulk like a baby for the fac that someone so ugly is in office and will have to listen to that God awful voice when he gives speeches.

i think Bush is a good lookin man. it's a southern thing but i wouldn't declare him as hott.

[dreamingenigma.livejournal.com]

You make me giggle. Hard. ;) I wish we had a political forum back on FT because the snark would be OUT OF THIS WORLD!

Don't tempt me with an excerpt from the book. You're going to jinx the election with too much wonderfulness!!

PS Bush wasn't *that* bad back in the day, but now, er, no. Poor Kerry, on the other hand, has never been a looker.

[girlalmighty]

Poor Kerry, on the other hand, has never been a looker.

Ah, but his vice-president, on the other other hand . . .

[punkiejeannien.livejournal.com]

*sigh* my big sis (sorority) thinks Bush is hot, too. she has a picture book.

[spacepirate-x.livejournal.com]

*Actual P.S.: Sister Girl's best friend thinks that Bush "is hot." I am not kidding you. She's twenty years old and she means it. Hot as in "physically attractive." I went into a "Bitch, are you for real?" tailspin after she declared this that lasted something like two whole days.

*blink*

That...is just so wrong.

[letthatbeenough.livejournal.com]

If bush wins I will cry my eyes out and think twice abougt becoming american (the papers are in the mail though, so that might be a little tricky..)

If Kerry wins I'll do a victory dance/lap....around bush.

[misshallelujah.livejournal.com]

Sister Girl's best friend thinks that Bush "is hot."

Is Sister Girl's best friend a chimpanzee or something? Because that statement is seriously disturbing.

Oo;

[jazzchang.livejournal.com]

Iconlove!

But I can see the chimp appeal

[quizzicalsphinx.livejournal.com]

I have already decided. If Kerry wins I will wear flip-flops all year long in protest.

If Bush wins I will also do something in protest, but I haven't decided what it is yet. Probably dye half my hair blood-red and half oil-black.

[ktkid.livejournal.com]

bush is hot...in a stupid monkey sort of way. wait -- that's insulting monkeys. he looks more like a child. a child who's lost his way and is looking for the conductor to help him find daddy before the train leaves without him. maybe i shouldn't be insulting children either...

personally, i don't find him ugly. i just hate the sight of him.

[caitlen.livejournal.com]

if bush wins, i will ____________________.
if kerry wins, i will ____________________.

Hmm... choices choices...

If Bush wins, I will... well, I was going to say whine about it every week, and make my opinions known. However... *sigh* I will write a drabble of Neville/Draco. If he wins it by a large majority, I will write a drabble of Remus/Snape *sob* I will also get horribly drunk and cry.

If Kerry wins, I will....... I will write a drabble a day, for two weeks, posting them, either in my musepen journal, or a community I belong to. I will write Copious amounts of fanfic in my NaNoWriMo, just for the hell of it :D