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Oct. 25th, 2004 09:30 pmThis sounds fun:
if bush wins, i will ____________________.
if kerry wins, i will ____________________.
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lykaios, the meme originator? Will capitalize.)
If Bush wins, I will bitch about it every single day of his second term. That's not a promise, that's just a fact. Like, we'll be into 2006 and I'll still be ending entries with "P.S. I still hate Bush."*
If Kerry wins--man. I gotta think of something really good for this. Like, I gotta tempt fate so that he might actually winin the weird superstitious cosmology of my mind where random things I do affect world events. Don't lie, you do it too. So... If Kerry wins... I'll post a substantial excerpt from the Fifteen Minutes book on Inauguration Day. Because, seriously, I am not assuming that I will have finished the book before then someone wouldn't have assassinated him by then.
*Actual P.S.: Sister Girl's best friend thinks that Bush "is hot." I am not kidding you. She's twenty years old and she means it. Hot as in "physically attractive." I went into a "Bitch, are you for real?" tailspin after she declared this that lasted something like two whole days.
if bush wins, i will ____________________.
if kerry wins, i will ____________________.
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If Bush wins, I will bitch about it every single day of his second term. That's not a promise, that's just a fact. Like, we'll be into 2006 and I'll still be ending entries with "P.S. I still hate Bush."*
If Kerry wins--man. I gotta think of something really good for this. Like, I gotta tempt fate so that he might actually win
*Actual P.S.: Sister Girl's best friend thinks that Bush "is hot." I am not kidding you. She's twenty years old and she means it. Hot as in "physically attractive." I went into a "Bitch, are you for real?" tailspin after she declared this that lasted something like two whole days.
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Date: 2004-10-25 07:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-25 07:37 pm (UTC)If Kerry wins... I will be momentarily happy and do a victory dance. And then I'll worry about if he'll turn into some wussy and cop-out on all the important shit.
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Date: 2004-10-25 07:45 pm (UTC)b. I will go about my life as usual.
As for all the wild promises people make... well, here it is 4 years later, and we're still waiting for Alec Baldwin and Barbara Streisand to leave the country.
;-)
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Date: 2004-10-25 07:46 pm (UTC)I've got a van, a Pool Cue of Justice, and an intervention team ready to go.
Just say the word.
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Date: 2004-10-25 07:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-25 07:49 pm (UTC)Heh. I love how I'm probably the only conservative here (probably one of the few conservatives under 20). So I will refrain from really saying anything due to subsequent lynching that will occur.
Anyway point of this comment : Wow. Wait. I guess there really wasn't one. I should get back to my procrastinating on history homework.
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Date: 2004-10-25 07:51 pm (UTC)kerry win: i will keep an eye on him to make sure he doesn't go all soft on the social promises he made. i will also shoot one of the super-ambitious scenes from my film the weekend after his inauguration. (keeping with your murphy's law theme...)
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Date: 2004-10-25 07:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-25 07:57 pm (UTC)So, fell free to flame, but I can kind of*mumble*see how sister girl's friend could think monkey man might have been slighty attractive at one point in time (note the tense)
if he didn't look so much like a monkey.And Bush is SO not socially liberal OR financially conservative. At this point, I'd take one or the other. Honestly. Pfft.
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Date: 2004-10-25 07:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-25 08:02 pm (UTC)OMG ICON LOVE!&)*@$%_)&$!@)*(@!#!
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Date: 2004-10-25 08:02 pm (UTC)if bush wins, i will move to canada.
if kerry wins, i will shrug and hope for someone better.
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Date: 2004-10-25 08:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-25 08:06 pm (UTC)thanks lj, love you too
Date: 2004-10-25 08:09 pm (UTC)How can one find Bush hot? It's practically beastiality!
Re: thanks lj, love you too
Date: 2004-10-25 08:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-25 08:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-25 08:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-25 08:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-25 08:23 pm (UTC)i think conservatives would get more respect if they hadn't played into the hands of the religious right so frequently. i find it easier to have a conversation with someone when they aren't all "look, we don't need to argue this. we have JESUS on our side!"
Regarding Bush
Date: 2004-10-25 08:25 pm (UTC)P.S. I still hate Bush too
Re: thanks lj, love you too
Date: 2004-10-25 08:28 pm (UTC)*shifty eyes* *pokes you in the ribs* bwahahah...
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Date: 2004-10-25 08:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-25 08:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-25 08:36 pm (UTC)If Kerry wins, I might be out of a job. But it will be worth it. :D