Literally everything I know about "Sharknado"

[cleolinda]

@cleolinda: I'm not even watching Sharknado, I'm just having fun imagining what it must be like based on everyone's tweets.


@DamonLindelof: Watching this rolling Ferris wheel made me finally realize Charlize EASILY could've run in another direction. #LiveTweetingSharknado

‏@AaronStarmer: I'm sorry but one sharknado doesn't prove global warming. You need a sustained pattern of shark and/or manatee related weather events.

@jellinfelon: At the end of the movie the sharknado sucks all the sharks back up and puts them back in the sea. Turns out they were only loan sharks


‏@cleolinda: Tsharknami... RT @RHelmsBooks: Sequel ideas: Sharkicane, Sharkalanche, Sharkano...

@DSylvan: Sharkquake! Because of the Plate Sharktonics!

@Metafrantic: If there isn't a band named The Sharktonics within a week, there's something wrong with the world.

@cleolinda: Sharkmageddon? wait, they may have done that already RT @RHelmsBooks: SHARKPOCALYPSE, you guys.

@cleolinda: THIS HAS TO BE THE SEQUEL RT @albedo777: Aftershark.


@moirarogersbree: OMG THE SHARK IS CLIMBING A ROPE *FLAIL DIE*

‏@wilw: Oh my god the shark biting through the roof of the car. #SharkNado

@jsmithready: Now that Finn's been bitten, will he become a shark? Or have I been watching too much #TheWalkingDead? #Sharknado

‏@cleolinda: CANDYGRAM RT @sydk: "How strange, my car won't start! I wonder what the problem is?" Lifts hood. SHARK ATTACK!

@StarlightArcher: Just wait for the balcony scene. It's such an iconic moment. If only the sharks & the nados could put aside their differences

@cleolinda: Well in MY head she just did. RT @RHelmsBooks: Did that Sharknado chick just imprint on her crush's son?


@cleolinda: Better than running from the temperature, I guess. RT @txvoodoo: You're gonna FIGHT a tornado? #sharknado

@wilw: "what are we gonna do?" "we're gonna stand and fight. The #SharkNado. With these crowbars." (That really happened)

@sepinwall: "You guys are always there for him, but you're never there for me!" -A teachable parenting moment in the middle of a SHARKNADO

@cleolinda: In my mind, the "him" in "you're always there for him" is a shark. Everyone is sharks. Angry, neglected sharks

@cleolinda: Whiny teenage sharks, disgruntled middle-aged sharks, sexy D-list sharks, sharks who can't act, sharks who were on 90210.

@saint_georgia: sharks watching sharknado while drinking wine and eating Oreos

@cleolinda: Sharks fighting over who gets the Snuggie


@queenanthai: PISTOLING SHARKS OUT OF THE AIR

@moirarogersbree: ...that swimming pool just exploded.

@donnajherren: ...HOW DO YOU MAKE WATER EXPLODE?! #sharknado

@cleolinda: I want zero context for any of this, guys. My head is a magical place right now.

@moirarogersbree: She fell out of a helicopter into a shark.

@cleolinda: Is she also a shark?

@moirarogersbree: No, but her backstory is Sharks Ate Everyone I Love.

@zoeowow: currently people are stopping tornadoes by throwing bombs at them so...that's where we are

@emokidsloveme: HE CHAINSAWED HIS WAY THROUGH A GREAT WHITE.

@queenanthai: YES THIS IS A THING THAT HAPPENED

@queenanthai: SHOTGUN GIRL LIVES!!!!!

@moirarogersbree: CPR HER! SHE'S ONLY BEEN INSIDE THAT SHARK LIKE, FOR 15 MINUTES!

@cleolinda: DO YOU HAVE A CHAINSAW? RT @AnnLarimer: @cleolinda Something big just hit my roof. >.>

@chrisgeidner: HE WENT INTO THE SHARK. INTO THE SHARK. THIS IS A TIME FOR AMERICAN HEROES.

@thebasselope: "mm, a bit crunchy, this one" [GIF OMG]

@queenanthai: ~FIN~ THEY WENT THERE



@io9: We asked the writer of #Sharknado some very serious questions. His answers were awesome.

@acferrante: #SHARKNADO I never get to see my movies in theaters with audiences, but this is the best thing ever. Love you Twitter!