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[cleolinda]

So... I just got back from seeing King Arthur, and... Lord have mercy, those are some hot-ass men, let me tell you what. Damn.

Movie? There was a movie?

I so want this movie on DVD. It's one of those movies that I know is marginally decent, but love anyway. As for m15m, if you want to see the King Arthur one when I post it--seriously, I just got out of the theatre fifteen minutes ago, so it'll be a few hours at the very least--go ahead and join now, if you haven't already--not just friend it, join it--and by the time I have it up your membership should have damn well kicked in. I took notes in the dark, in this little bound notebook with a pen and pen-holder that my mother got me, because she knows what side her retirement bread is buttered on, oh yeah. Fortunately, I only took about two pages of notes, and mostly just scene titles, like "Stable of Faith." I'm planning on making this a much looser, more liberally adapted "Fifteen Minutes," so I want NO GRIPING about what did or did not get left out, because it's a parody, people, not a transcription for the Library of Congress.

(P.S. Having Lancelot narrate was TOTALLY, TOTALLY CHEATING.)

(BRIDE OF P.S. I have ALL the King Arthur pictures you need! Let the iconage begin [or, in the case of most of you, continue]!)

Comments

[ohgeens.livejournal.com]

*sits and waits patiently while pawing through pictures* Lancelot, Galahad, Tristan *melts*

[wmetoile.livejournal.com]

OMG. I want to have babies with Galahad and Gawain. Yes, I am a fifth-century slut. And I'm sending vibes of creativity your way for the Fifteen Minutes, as this movie was just so ripe for parody. I was just impressed that no one was ever cold even though they were, like, half-naked all the time. Good luck!

[lafemmezilla.livejournal.com]

Can't wait to read it! It was totally cheesy, but oh those men!
*swoon*

[lothos.livejournal.com]

I'm curious to see your parody... I like the tale of King Arthur, but it looked so dull. Well, except Kira as Guennivere(sp)... HOT DAMN!!!! WHOOOO!!!! If there was more of her, I'd be more than willing, but blah. We'll see.

It's amazing you can take notes in the theater. When I'm watching a movie in a theater I'm sucked into the story.

[zivia.livejournal.com]

*runs off to join community*

King Arthur is my new obsession! Who cares about the plot when you have dirty, sweaty men running around with swords!

I've been looking forward to King Arthur in 15 Minutes since I left the theatre.

[sodafiend.livejournal.com]

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm a girl who likes Keira, and I thought it was great. Although I kept wishing she'd pull that skimpy blue dress back up on her shoulder, because--having it hang down at her elbow like that was just pushing it. I mean, it's snowing--get the child some sleeves, damn.

[wmetoile.livejournal.com]

Wellll...it's an hour of movie before Keira shows up. Which I thought was weird, as she's second-billed, but they couldn't have shoehorned her in any earlier. Still, there's much running around in bondage wear, painted blue. If you're really digging on her, check out the June issue of Premiere magazine - all manner of hotness. Don't know if it's still on newsstands anywhere, though.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Well, I took very few notes. It was mostly just reminders of what order the scenes were in, like, "Stable, sad ironic song, 'Burn me,' vicious Saxons, Spider-Woads."

[fanofall.livejournal.com]

Please tell me that at least once in your m15m you're going to refer to her as "Queen of the Wicker People."

Just once.

[hostile17girl.livejournal.com]

Oooooh, I'm so excited for King Arthur in 15 Minutes!!

[dietcokebreak.livejournal.com]

LMFAO!! Queen of the Wicker People, indeed!!

I have to say that this is the first version of the Camelot story where I didn't want to hit Lancelot with a lance... I wouldn't mind being the mother of his illegitimate children in the slightest! ;)

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

Now that's an icon.

[elbiesee.livejournal.com]

*trying not to fall out of the seat that I'm on the edge of...*

Sounds like a perfect movie - beautiful men for me, Keira K. for my fiance and inner lesbian. (An entity that I will introduce further on my blog, if anybody's interested.)

And as with the other movies, I'll cheat and read your m15m first.

(Hm. Perhaps I should change my icon so I won't be such a copycat...)

[cantinera.livejournal.com]

So you definitely recommend it? I've heard such awful things, but I love Hugh Dancy, who plays Galahad. I'm tempted just to see it for him. Well, Ioan is a plus, too.

As for movies, I can be easily amused, like with Troy, as long as there is enough pretty and action.

[umbrellahat.livejournal.com]

SQUEE! King arthur! okay, so not exactly exact with the legend but the men sure are sexy.
Is it just me or does Lancelot look extremely like Prince? (formally known as a symbol?) <3 I love it

[gniko.livejournal.com]

Beautiful pics, so big!

I need to go see this movie, and a few others - need to pay bills first though :P

[http://users.livejournal.com/___destijl/]

inner lesbian

Oh good, I'm not the only one who has one of those. Except mine has a thing for Angelina Jolie.

[ter369.livejournal.com]

Thanks for posting the link to join the community. I friended it when you first announced, but have been clueless in my search through LJ FAQs as to how one joines communities.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

If you go in expecting a fairly decent movie with moments of silliness and scads of hot guys, this is the movie for you. Two thumbs up, fine holiday fun. :)

P.S. Galahad is HOT.

[jendurrfukt.livejournal.com]

ray whitestone (bors) gets my motor going like nobody's business. rawr

[jendurrfukt.livejournal.com]

i love that you just quoted clueless
~bows down~

[count-01.livejournal.com]

This may seem (heck, it may be) a dumb question, but how do I contact you 'bot posting access which I may never use?

'Cause I'm pretty sure I've posted at least once, possibly as many as four or five times, on the m15m community and I'd really like the chance to chime in when I feel especially inspired by your acid-literate wit, even if I rarely (or never) exercise it.

[ocyn.livejournal.com]

I agree about Lancelot. When he died, I was going, "But he's the NARRATOR!!!"

But yeah, he was cute. And I've always liked Clive Owen (love black hair/grey eyes). And Galahad. And Gawain. And... (swoon)

[wtfbrain.livejournal.com]

Don't we all? I thought it was something every straight woman had?