Really.

[cleolinda]

Tonner Jacob.

Really?

Really?

From queenanthai:

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[sun-star-n-moon.livejournal.com]

His biceps look awkward.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

All the Tonner biceps look awkward, but at least Tonner Edward gets to keep his respectably clothed.

[mumford519.livejournal.com]

I am actually surprised he is wearing a shirt.

[silverusagi]

This.

[pseudoblu.livejournal.com]

Looking at that doll, I can maybe now understand why he was cast as Stretch Armstrong.

[calicokat.livejournal.com]

Oh, wow. At first I thought you were kidding until I used google.

[robinmc.livejournal.com]

I can't figure out what Tonner Jacob's hair reminds me of. All I know is that it's not good.

[vivian-lake.livejournal.com]

Adam Lambert?

[stringertheory.livejournal.com]

WE WANT ALICE.

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

WIN

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

1) weirdest elbow ever

2) huh I thought Russell Caves was east of Huntsvegas man I have got to work on my geography

<-- former Huntspatch resident and Russell Cave fieldtrip goer

[mellymell.livejournal.com]

2) It is. See the dot to the right.

[kuzujuk.livejournal.com]

Whoooa look at those muscles. They're terrifying.

I saw a photograph of a young Johnny Depp today and he looked kind of like Taylor Lautner. I don't know what to think of this.

[meleth.livejournal.com]

That Taylor Lautner has a marvelous future ahead of him?

[maisontv.livejournal.com]

His hair looks weird.

WHERE IS ALICE, TONNER? WE WANT ALICE!

[trienne-hovus.livejournal.com]

Also, you know how the new photo-to-mold technology is go great because it allows manufacturers to make dolls whose faces actually look like the actors' faces?

This time, not so much. Well, not at all, really.

Unless Jacob has undergone a sex change and is now a girl.

Which would, admittedly, make for some (more-interesting-than-in-the-books) plot twists.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Maybe it... looks better in person? IDK. Tonner Edward v1 had a startling resemblance to David Boreanaz until they worked that shit out. And somehow, Tonners never photograph right.

[reticent-lass.livejournal.com]

She's lovely, but where are her boobs and why do her arms look funny?

[foresthouse.livejournal.com]

Maybe...maybe Tonner will give us an Alice for NYCC? Maybe?

In other things, the Tonner "Sinister Circus" line is REALLY DISTURBING.

Also? The Lucius Malfoy Death Eater (http://www.tonnerdirect.com/p-771-lucius-malfoytrade-death-eatertrade-new.aspx) looks really cross because he didn't realize until too late that his blow-dryer spell was set to "blast". Heh.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Heh, yeah.

Last I heard, they were just waiting on Ashley Greene to approve the Alice. Of course, that's not a given--if she's like, "No, this sucks," it'll take even longer.

Apparently Tonner Jacob is approved, though, and the approval process was why it didn't go up with the main line the other week. So... apparently this is an acceptable likeness. I don't know.

[vega-pleiades.livejournal.com]

I didn't even see the picture and I was lol-ing at the first line.

What the CRAP, he does have freaky arms!

[meleth.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, that's terrifying.

[eisoj5]

Not so much with the "russet" skin tone there, eh?

or

Why does he look like a white girl? *tilts head*

[manekikoneko.livejournal.com]

Oh, good, it's not just me. My first thought was, that is the whitest Taylor Launter impersonator doll I have ever seen.

[mellymell.livejournal.com]

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

[skiesfyre.livejournal.com]

Oh I am so glad I didn't check LJ while I was in class, because - since I fell out of my chair as it was - that would have been bad.

Seriously Tonner - WHERE IS ALICE?!

[kijikun.livejournal.com]

Screw Alice. Where's my Tony Stark? (Unless it's SyFy's Alice then I'll take that)

[nicolars.livejournal.com]

Well, there is this:

http://www.hottoys.com.hk/index.php?target=products&product_id=496

[cupcakery.livejournal.com]

Biceps: I don't think that word means what you think it means, Tonner.

[elbales]

BAHAHAHA

[flamingtoilet.livejournal.com]

I thought I heard screaming coming from the east...

JACOB BLACK HAS BEEN ASSIMILATED

[smands.livejournal.com]

Eeps he's like a Stepford Heidi Montag Jacob!
I wonder if beer comes out of his abs.

[elbales]

His abs? I don't even want to know.

[beansalad.livejournal.com]

that doll is just awkward

[ppyajunebug.livejournal.com]

Something weird is going on with his hair. It's like a really bad imitation of a faux-hawk.

[mkthudson.livejournal.com]

Looks like "Jersey Shore" Jacob with those biceps and tattoo. All he needs is a glittery t-shirt and a little hair gel.

[internal666.livejournal.com]

Any other Sailor Moon fans seeing the Seiya resemblance? It's freaky y'all.

[fallen-soprano.livejournal.com]

YES. Our fandom needs ritalin. A lot of it.