YOUR MORNING DOSE OF CAPSLOCK

[cleolinda]

I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT I AM VEXED

YES I KNOW THAT THE LITTLEST ALICE IS FOR SALE

THIS ALICE DOES NOT PLEASE ME

WHERE IS MY ALICE IN THE SUPERCUTE GREY DRESS

I DO NOT WANT THIS HULKING NEW MOON BOW-TIED ALICE

I DON'T EVEN THINK HER ARMS FREAKIN' BEND

WHY DO YOU TORMENT ME, NECA

Comments

[chorusgirl.livejournal.com]

WHAT IS THAT HAIR?


Oy.

[magicloaf.livejournal.com]

Agreed. New Moon Alice is far inferior to Twilight Alice.

[tigerlilydavis.livejournal.com]

WHUT.

[mokeyhokey.livejournal.com]

Do... do her hands come off? Why?

D:

[greedyskunk.livejournal.com]

I suppose you could then put the hands on a better looking doll.

[dramaturgca.livejournal.com]

She's kinda butch, that Alice. She might try to steal Bella from Edward.

[vivian-lake.livejournal.com]

My thought exactly.
(But it's a good thing in my book. If she was Barbie-sized, I'd totally buy her. Never mind plastic hair - I still would.)

[lunylucy.livejournal.com]

Ew, that doesn't even look like her.

[silverusagi]

THAT'S ALICE?!

So was grey dress Alice ever for sale?

[mustang-bex1126.livejournal.com]

This made my day. Brilliant. Hopefully they figure out the FAIL they have wrought and make the good Alice available soon.

[ali-jayne.livejournal.com]

New wee!Alice doesn't even look like Ashley, and cute wee!Alice does. Fail, Neca, F-A-I-L.

[acaciakitty.livejournal.com]

Ew, downgrade!

What is wrong with her hands? They remind me of that "man hands" episode of Seinfield.

[scarolinagrl.livejournal.com]

That's it exatly!!

I was staring at it, trying to figure out why it looked so wrong and couldn't quite put my finger on it...

and then realized..SHE HAS MAN HANDS!!

[tanz-fanatika.livejournal.com]

WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY?! It's on, NECA.

[elendiari22.livejournal.com]

Dude, she has googly eyes. Not cool, Neca.

[soleta-nf.livejournal.com]

So is Twilight Alice going to be for sale? New Moon Alice is Fugagorn all over again.

[hepkittenatplay.livejournal.com]

Fugalice? Fuglice? Alifug?

(Okay, one sounds like an insect, and the other sounds like a 12-step program for the ugly. I'm not sure how I feel about that...then again, I don't know how to feel about that fug-a$$ doll, either.)

[robinmc.livejournal.com]

My first thought at the New Moon Alice was "wow, her outfit looks like a slightly more put-together version of what KStew would wear in real life."

[unicornluvr.livejournal.com]

Hah this is so very true

[lyrangalia]

Dear New Moon Alice,

Please drop the DVDs of The Osbournes and no one gets hurt. Repeat after me, "I am not channeling Kelly Osbourne."

PS - Emmett called. He wants his hands back.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

Add one tick to the "Doesn't look like Alice" and one tick to the "Fug!" column!

[mazarin221b.livejournal.com]

I thought Alice looked a bit gargantuan with everyone else there. Christ, she's as tall as Edward and almost taller than Jacob.

And since I don't collect the dolls I'll just take a replica of her grey dress outfit. SO CUTE and very Alice-appropriate. Tie-wearing Alice looks like a bad version of Avril Lavigne.

[yazpistachio-19.livejournal.com]

Lordy, those dolls are all kinds of wrong...

[octotoes.livejournal.com]

Those hands were definitely made for the ripping off of heads. Maybe Alice will bust out another round of decapitation in the New Moon film?

[mudpuppy83.livejournal.com]

You'd think they'd at least use that outrageous outfit she wears after stealing the Porsche.

[hopeandmemory.livejournal.com]

RIGHT? i loved the head scarf, it was like she was trying to channel one of those 50's movie stars who ride in the car with the top down and the giant sunglasses. except... it's twilight.

[shellebelle93.livejournal.com]

...wow. Uniboob.

Female physique...ur doin' it rong...

[xo-purity-ox.livejournal.com]

Noooo. I will be so dissapointed if they don't release grey-dress Alice, which I have a feeling they mat not now since they're promoting New Moon now. I really want an Alice Cullen doll, and a Luna Lovegood doll, and for them to be bffs.

[xerinmichellex.livejournal.com]

The grey dress Alice is still not out? Jeez, that doll better be able to cure cancer or at least tell me my future if I rub her head.

[gabbygrl.livejournal.com]

Iconlove. I adore the Vampire Diaries... although it is a blatant ripoff of Twilight, it is terribly funny, emphasis on terribly. The irony is it's supposedly based on a series of books written before Twilight, but the show is way more like Twilight than the original books.

[wolfsilveroak.livejournal.com]

...the Hell is that shit???

It's ugly. YUck.

and I don't even LIKe Twilight.

[wolfsdawn.livejournal.com]

Her big face looks...unAlice, ya know? And she looks MATRONLY!