I still feel like I've forgotten something

[cleolinda]

Linkspam: The OH SHIT Edition, in which I suddenly realize there are a ton of things I was supposed to mention and, inexplicably, didn't.

made_of_fail_pc does, in fact, have a new episode up.

greyduck's new photo comic Quacked Panes (the secret life of rubber duckies, if you will).

The Sirens conference (sirenscon, October 1-4, 2009, Vail, Colorado):

Inspired by the daring adventures of women characters and compelled by the brilliant works of women authors, Sirens is a conference dedicated to women in fantasy literature. The conference, both scholarly examination and professional retreat, welcomes academics, authors, professionals, and readers to attend—and provide varying perspectives on fantasy books by women, female characters in fantasy works, the market for fantasy by and about women, and how to support women in fantasy literature.

Our Guests of Honor in 2009, our inaugural year, include authors Tamora Pierce, Sherwood Smith, and Kristin Cashore, each of whom has written of strong, smart women warriors. In addition, all attendees are encouraged to propose presentation topics related to women in fantasy: history, social studies, fan studies, business, specific books and series, fantasy generally, or even Sirens's 2009 focus on warrior characters and the women who write them.

The thing is, and I feel awful about this, the due date for proposals is tomorrow. Somehow I got "June 20" stuck in my head and thought I had plenty of time to mention it, because I suck. So if you do have something you think would work, do think about submitting that. I don't know that I'll be able to go, but I would love to and will if I can (depending on health and finances), so if nothing else, keep it in mind if you think you'd be interested in attending.

(Additional details: registration is currently $175 [all programming, events, keynotes and keynote food]; hotel is $109 for 1/2, $134 for 3-4. Adds praetorianguard, "Hotel is the Vail Cascade Resort and Spa. Think library, awesome bar, hot ski bum staff.")

From quizzicalsphinx: "Since you're an Alabama girl too, I wondered if you might link people to the Calhoun County Animal Shelter's Donation Page. Due to the economy, they've had steadily declining donations and two weeks ago, they lost their gas. I can't confirm this rumour, but word on the street has it that, as of this morning, they lost their electricity and water as well. If the utilities cannot be restored, up to 300 otherwise adoptable animals may have to be euthanised. Here's the local news report."

From sachielle: U.S. Manga Obscenity Conviction Roils Comics World; Neil Gaiman On The ‘Obscenity’ Of Manga Collector Christopher Handley’s Trial.

Assorted thoughts:

A couple of mail-related things--Lelio? I couldn't figure out what your LJ username was (to contact you), but I did get what you sent me? Also, I brilliantly lost the message (comment? email? PM?) where someone mentioned Rement, but I did get that package as well. The one with The Littlest Shopping Basket?

God, I need an intern.

Lots of jaw/tension headaches. Not sure if it's the weather (air pressure) or not. Or possibly a buildup of massive amounts of fail.

Slept in today, then made necessary purchases at local shopping centers. May go see Up tomorrow.

Yelled at people on eBay who could not hear me for bidding against me on a bargain and thereby making it less of a bargain. Won the auction anyway (it ended at only $18, I am not nickel-and-diming myself to death, stop saying that). You will find out what it was several weeks from now, I think, although rest assured that it is merely a prop, not a character.

Making a doll-sized longbow? Not as easy as you might think.

Comments

[lilgoala.livejournal.com]

I'm sure this is so yesterday's news, but you know about the Twilight cruise, right?

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think I mentioned it earlier in the week. And it's the guy who plays Emmett going, right? The one who takes candy from strangers? Yeah, he's gonna last fifteen minutes on that boat.

[msmcknittington.livejournal.com]

Ohmigod. They're going to roofie the candy. And he's going to develop some sort of horrible complex because women will be bitterly disappointed he's not Edward.

[nicolars.livejournal.com]

That won't stop them from perving on the poor fellow.

The more I think about it, a ship is a really terrible/terrifying choice for a fan or con event. These actors have no chance of escaping the crazy fans. If the Supernatural actors (or RPattz/Kstew) did one of these things, you could probably write a whole zombie horror novel about it.

[msmcknittington.livejournal.com]

Oh, I know! There's nowhere for him to go to escape from them -- it's even smaller than a convention at a hotel. At least with a hotel, you're not stuck in the middle of the ocean. I mean, are they going to have some sort of emergency escape pod should there be a riot?

ETA: I like how my brain went

small space + Twilight fans = riot

right away. Because it's not like this isn't a possibility. Those who do not pay attention to history are doomed to repeat it. *ominous noise*

[mrs-bruin.livejournal.com]

It's Emmett AND Alice (or, you know, the actors who play them). I just don't understand these celebrities who go on these cruises. I think one of the guys who from the backstreet boys or something did one and said beforehand something like It's a little scary, there's no where to hide.

[dylan-weir.livejournal.com]

Oh Lord! It's nearly as bad as sending them into space with those f...anpeople. At least the dude that plays Emmett looks like he'd be able to swim ashore, but the Alice-actress is on her own :S
Misery + Poseidon Adventure + Event Horizon = TWILIGHT CRUISE!

Expect Jessica Alba and Paul Walker to star in the movie of the tragic true event.

[nicolars.livejournal.com]

I wish I had the energy and talent to apply myself to writing a book, that would probably a fun book.