This can't wait

[cleolinda]

Okay, so, I'm going to be tied up tonight recording a podcast (though I'm also working on the new Secret Life), so obviously there won't be a linkspam, so I have to go ahead and show you the latest New Moon set pics NOW:

SPARKLE* INTERVENTION.**

* Sparkle not actually included.

** If you or someone you stalk experiences symptoms of melodrama (extreme pallor, shirtlessness, recitation of Shakespeare), please call our toll-free drama queen hotline at 1-800-DAZZLED.

Comments

Re: WHAAAAhahahhahahaha

[bumblebee-1983.livejournal.com]

One of my friends had a good metaphor for Twilight when I said I'm avoiding them like the plague and WILL NOT pay for the books and see the movie:

Her quote exactly: "Oh honey, I don't read them because they're literary masterpieces. They're the Cheez Whiz of literature."

That literally cracked.me.up.

Re: WHAAAAhahahhahahaha

[jubilantia.livejournal.com]

That metaphor is very appropriate, although I am not a huge fan of Cheez Whiz. The thing is, literary masterpieces don't always draw me in. These books do; they have that indefinable "readmereadmereadmenow" vibe. The masterpieces, the ones I can get into anyway, are meant to be savored, sometimes over months, like $50/oz hand-made-by-beetles Spanish chocolates. Twilight is the quick fix Hershey Kiss.

Re: WHAAAAhahahhahahaha

[bumblebee-1983.livejournal.com]

Ahh. Proves my theory that they're laced with crack. ;)