This can't wait

[cleolinda]

Okay, so, I'm going to be tied up tonight recording a podcast (though I'm also working on the new Secret Life), so obviously there won't be a linkspam, so I have to go ahead and show you the latest New Moon set pics NOW:

SPARKLE* INTERVENTION.**

* Sparkle not actually included.

** If you or someone you stalk experiences symptoms of melodrama (extreme pallor, shirtlessness, recitation of Shakespeare), please call our toll-free drama queen hotline at 1-800-DAZZLED.

Comments

[hulamoth.livejournal.com]

I am so sincerely excited about this film.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

I am excited for the AWESOME TWINKIE MELODRAMA, does that count?

[spectralbovine.livejournal.com]

For your next linkspam:

Perhaps the most amazing Reuters article ever (http://www.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUSTRE54P5L820090526).

[jubilantia.livejournal.com]

Ummmm wow. That was... interesting. Especially since his "Kanye-isms" seem to be blatantly recycled from from quotes that have been around forever. And books help you learn about other peoples' lives and thoughts. Just... dude.

I am not impressed.

PS: Your icon rocks.

[cricketwhispers.livejournal.com]

Oh Lord, the painted-on abs...

[chulacabra.livejournal.com]

Are they painted on? I thought they might be, but his shoulders and arms looks pretty big too, so I'm not sure.

I couldn't get through the novel, but I may have to see the New Moon movie because the set pics make it look very lulzy.

[crumpeteer.livejournal.com]

Nice to see he's remembered to paint on his abs before he tries to get his glittery emo ass killed.

Really, I can't wait for this trainwreck.

[sheeris-jemima.livejournal.com]

*sporfle* Yeah well, one should always make sure to be a pretty corpse, huh?

[lesaubergines.livejournal.com]

I won't be paying to see this, that's for sure.
I am excited for Harry Potter though! =D

[http://users.livejournal.com/bellereve_/]

This is going to be SO EPIC.

heee

[sevenmarie.livejournal.com]

i lol'd @ your icon!

[mrs-bruin.livejournal.com]

OMG, I've been looking at these pictures all afternoon, and haven't been able to do any work since.

I don't care if the abs are painted on. HOT!

[jackieocean.livejournal.com]

The painted-on abs KILL ME. Like I am dead from the laughing. Oh man. Just when you think it can't get anymore hilariously bad, IT DOES.

[lisamantchev.livejournal.com]

I have a friend who referred to him as the "Swarovski Vampire"...

I felt the need to share this with you.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Heeeeee. (Can we get him with an aurora borealis finish?)

WHAAAAhahahhahahaha

[jubilantia.livejournal.com]

So exciting! Bring on the cheese sparkles. This is going to be so hilarious. Maybe they're not completely painted on...? When you look from the side...?

Hoo boy. *can't stop laughing*

Re: WHAAAAhahahhahahaha

[bumblebee-1983.livejournal.com]

One of my friends had a good metaphor for Twilight when I said I'm avoiding them like the plague and WILL NOT pay for the books and see the movie:

Her quote exactly: "Oh honey, I don't read them because they're literary masterpieces. They're the Cheez Whiz of literature."

That literally cracked.me.up.

[callmesyd.livejournal.com]

his abs are pastde on yay

I AM SO EXCITED FFFFFFFFF

[ten-is-love.livejournal.com]

ok, two things have made my heart leap with joy today: these pictures, and your icon. adores!

[aymaera.livejournal.com]

Oh my god this movie will be so full of lulz. I cannot wait to see Bella throw herself off a cliff, seriously.

[aranel13.livejournal.com]

For this reason and this reason alone, I need to read at least this book. Or that part.

[hey-sup.livejournal.com]

Amazingly, I don't know if they're that painted on. In Twilight, they were so comically fake it was painful. This...he actually looks like he might have worked out and there was some reasonable highlighting. Not that I've looked at these much.

*cough*

It's good to know that they hired, you know, real makeup artists this time...the vampires actually look vampire-y.

[darkfrog24.livejournal.com]

PULL UP THOSE PANTS, SIR! I do not need sparkle coin slot.

[connielane.livejournal.com]

Seriously, that is all I see in these pictures - SPARKLE CRACK!

[michawhiplash.livejournal.com]

I had an eye appointment today and they put drops in my eyes so my vision was a little fuzzy. Made these photos even epic-er.

[elbales]

1-800-DAZZLED. *snorting with laughter*

Rock on, Cleo.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

SPARKLE would have also fit, but you don't want to overuse the important words, y'know.

[dramaturgca.livejournal.com]

I am very pale and recite Shakespeare. I swear, I was like this before Twilight. Long looooooooong before.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Yes, but do you experience dramatic shirtlessness?

[ahirutwin.livejournal.com]

Hubba hubba. <3 Obviously Taylor is not the only one who bulked up. If I recall, RPattz was more liken to a twig in Twilight.

[chulacabra.livejournal.com]

He was like a twig just a month and a half ago. I think he must have the same trainer as the 300 guyes.

[dark-angel-isla.livejournal.com]

*Bashfully smiles* I remember that point in the book. So much tension...and Alice's amazing stealing-a-yellow-porsche-abilities. ^^

I'm seeing it mostly for the scene in Italy. Everything leading up to that I didn't like.

[sirinde.livejournal.com]

Ok, Alice is kinda full of win in that part.

Its like she's cool by mistake though, I don't believe Smyers would be able to plan such a thing!

[fut-mexicana87.livejournal.com]

oh the painted on abs just crack me up

i can't wait for this movie

oh the lulz

[azalaea.livejournal.com]

...what is that bald bloke hanging onto Pattinson's bottom doing?

http://www.celebuzz.com/shirtless-pics-robert-pattinson-s108511/photos-32964051/

(*is embarrassed by how long she spent searching for the bald bloke again to be sure she was not going crazy.*)

[darkmagess.livejournal.com]

It totally looks like he's holding him up. Like he'd just keel over backwards if he didn't.

[rorqual.livejournal.com]

In the second link, I thought they were blurring out her shoulder, and I was like, "What in heaven's name could she have on there that the photog blurred out? Profane tattoos?" But, just a bald dude.

[labonnefille.livejournal.com]

I honestly wasn't expecting that level of Marble-Cupcake-Adonis when I clicked the link...I guess RPattz is always drinking and smoking, so I didn't really think of him all...Chiseled like that. Dayum.

[lianasvea.livejournal.com]

i'm honestly just happy to see him relatively shaven and clean looking.

[mumford519.livejournal.com]

Phew, that kiss, it is hawt.
I admit that I cannot wait for the angstyness of this movie?

P.S. Are the black dots for later added on sparkling?

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Those are for reference, yeah.