This can't wait

[cleolinda]

Okay, so, I'm going to be tied up tonight recording a podcast (though I'm also working on the new Secret Life), so obviously there won't be a linkspam, so I have to go ahead and show you the latest New Moon set pics NOW:

SPARKLE* INTERVENTION.**

* Sparkle not actually included.

** If you or someone you stalk experiences symptoms of melodrama (extreme pallor, shirtlessness, recitation of Shakespeare), please call our toll-free drama queen hotline at 1-800-DAZZLED.

Comments

[spectralbovine.livejournal.com]

For your next linkspam:

Perhaps the most amazing Reuters article ever (http://www.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUSTRE54P5L820090526).

[jubilantia.livejournal.com]

Ummmm wow. That was... interesting. Especially since his "Kanye-isms" seem to be blatantly recycled from from quotes that have been around forever. And books help you learn about other peoples' lives and thoughts. Just... dude.

I am not impressed.

PS: Your icon rocks.

[spectralbovine.livejournal.com]

I think my favorite line in the whole thing is "I would never want a book's autograph." It's as if he's actually become the South Park version of himself.

[oldfeatheryhat.livejournal.com]

I... a book's autograph? If he can manage to get a book to sign itself, I'll actually be impressed. Until then, I just... wow. Wow.

[zoomonkees.livejournal.com]

Dear. Lord. I just don't understand it. But it does seem that way.

Btw, LOVE your icon.

[spectralbovine.livejournal.com]

Me too! Ever since I discovered it, I have added *headTARDIS* to my lexicon.

[zoomonkees.livejournal.com]

HA, nice.

[wednesday]

"I am a proud non-reader of books. I like to get information from doing stuff like actually talking to people and living real life," he said.

AAAAAA. BOOKS ARE PART OF LIVING AND ARE PHYSICALLY REALLY REAL AND AND aaaaaa dead.

[dylan-weir.livejournal.com]

Oh Kanye, just when I think you can't get any better, you go and put out a fresh book of Kanye-isms. BE A DOPER PERSON!

[mumford519.livejournal.com]

*headdesk*
that is all

[aka-paloma.livejournal.com]

Wow. That is some Grade A toolery going on there. How this wee planet can contain Kanye's ego is astonishing.

"Sometimes people write novels and they just be so wordy and so self-absorbed," West said.

Oh, the irony, it be so ironic.