ALERT ALERT ALERT

[cleolinda]

OH SHIT YOU GUYS IT'S A JACOB DOLL

Before you ask, HALE TO THE NO

(omg I have SO MANY New Moon/Eclipse Jacob issues, I can't even tell you)

ETA: More pictures. Are these real? Really? I'm calling shenanigans. The Edward and the Bella are obviously repainted, and the Jacob doesn't look like a factory paint job. Actually, you know what they look like? The style of Noel Cruz, who did, in fact, say he was going to be selling a repainted B&E soon. Someone (not the original repainter) is confused or misrepresenting what this is, I suspect. It might also explain why the doll's skin is way too light.

ETA: Aha! Solved.

Comments

[bright-blonde.livejournal.com]

oh god his hair!

[soulforophelia.livejournal.com]

It looks kinda blue-ish no?

[stormarrow.livejournal.com]

(omg I have SO MANY New Moon/Eclipse Jacob issues, I can't even tell you)

THIS hardcore.

Omg look at how pronounced his jaw is lol.

[soleta-nf.livejournal.com]

As do I. Ugh.

[christycorr]

Oh shit

Oh God that hair

[emmaorgana.livejournal.com]

HIS HAIR IS PRETTIER THAN BELLA'S.

O_O

Although his head looks really flat because of it.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

I deny this! The Bella doll has gorgeous hair! Maybe not that particular doll, I don't know.

[anaroriel.livejournal.com]

Ugh, it's not even attractive. And it doesn't really look like him.

I don't blame you for not wanting him. *hides*

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Well, and it might be a prototype. Both the Edward and the Bella prototypes were improved.

[fireflower314.livejournal.com]

Oh Jacob, what have they done to you? D:

And while we're on the subject of Tonner dolls, do you happen to know when we're going to get a look at the Doctor Who and Torchwood dolls? I can't find pictures, or release dates for said pictures, anywhere, but then I don't really know where to look other than at the official site.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

I still have absolutely no idea--but I have Watch That Page set on it, so the moment they add them, I'll be able to tell y'all.

[robinmc.livejournal.com]

I love how Edward's in the back pouting and rolling his eyes. Indeed, sir.

[ofshoesandships.livejournal.com]

Thought that too lol

[nicolars.livejournal.com]

It's funny how Bella looks like she's giving him a "Bitch Please" look in that picture.

I have a 19 month old so there's no way I'd ever buy a Jacob.

[thelovely2.livejournal.com]

Nah, don't worry. That's way too old for him, anyway.

[mumford519.livejournal.com]

I just twittered this but: He's kinda of pale. A whole section of my family is Native American and they are not that pale.

[rebootfromstart.livejournal.com]

Far too pale, and his eyes look green to me.

[thelovely2.livejournal.com]

Oh fuck that's horrible. What about ALICE? ALICE ALICE ALICE! *kermitflail*

[thessalian.livejournal.com]

Besides, what would TLE say?!?

[shellebelle93.livejournal.com]

Wow...he really *does* look kind of like brooke shields...could they not have made him...I dunno...more...man-looking?

I mean, right now I'm wondering where his breasts are...

[lolleeroberts.livejournal.com]

Why? Brooke Shields, no bashing intended, hasn't got much in the way of breasts either, and she's got shoulders like a fullback.

[ppyajunebug.livejournal.com]

It may just be the lighting in that pic, but his hair looks GREEN.

Also, that doll freaks me out. It looks like the kind that follows you with its eyes.

[shellebelle93.livejournal.com]

Yes, on the green hair. If it's not lighting...that's bad.

Just...what.

Drama Queens

[where-ru-now.livejournal.com]

Just the idea of Jacob and TLE in the same room makes me cringe.

I think The Shelf would fursplode from the drama.

Re: Drama Queens

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Honestly, the whole Bella-Jacob thing bores me. The only time he was ever interesting to me was when he got his own section in Breaking Dawn and talked about things other than Bella (although not for very long). And fursploding is not half as funny as sparkling, IMO, and I tend to go where the lulz are.

[crunknwj.livejournal.com]

randomly, we finally received the littlest edward at the store. i giggled to myself for five minutes. i couldn't get the image of wool and ponies out of my head.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Heeeeee, awesome.

[mudpuppy83.livejournal.com]

Is there a reason he looks like Fabio?

[pietoro (from livejournal.com)]

Yeah, he looks really... caucasian. It's very strange.

[illian.livejournal.com]

Before you ask, HALE TO THE NO

(omg I have SO MANY New Moon/Eclipse Jacob issues, I can't even tell you)

Who can blame you? Besides, without the kiddo, he might end up imprinting on Lyra instead. (As hysterical as that would be for your readership . . .)

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Dude, Lyra would kick his ass.

[maudelynn.livejournal.com]

it looks like ian ashbury from the cult 0-o
second from the left
http://www.100xr.com/100_XR/Artists/C/Cult/The.Cult-band-1989.jpg

[mudpuppy83.livejournal.com]

Great, now I'm envisioning Jacob black touring with The Doors as their lead singer...

[rockangel1902.livejournal.com]

Oh.my.gawd.

I have some issues with that doll

And people thought Edward looked bad?

I am speechless right now

[redcoast.livejournal.com]

Why is Jacob a) Kind of fugly and b) played by an actor who is not really Indian so they plopped a wig on his head and called it a day?

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Apparently he discovered after he was cast that he oh so fortunately had a Native American ancestor?

Although, to be fair, he could be a full-blooded Quileute and still need a wig.

[swsa.livejournal.com]

I fee like they must have designed this doll when the recasting rumors were going on, cause that thing looks nothing like Taylor Lautner.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Eh, I can kind of see it? Tonners tend to be that way--they often look much better in person, and I didn't really see Eva Green in Serafina until I turned her face a certain way. Plus, if that's a prototype, they still have time to improve it. God knows they had to fix the Boreanaz resemblance on Edward.

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

I am delighted that they have crazy possessive Jacob grabbing Bella with stalker Edward in the background. Stay true to the books, Tonner! Stay true, little dollmaker!

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Did you see the first pictures of B&E from Tonner? He was stalking her even in doll format, it was hilarious.

Also, he looked a lot like David Boreanaz, but that's neither here nor there.

[quizzicalsphinx.livejournal.com]

Is this the Jacob Commemorative "Hey Guys, Let's Get High and Put Cellotape All Over Our Faces" Edition? Because TOO MUCH NOSTRIL.

[chorusgirl.livejournal.com]

Thought: Perhaps consider including a Tonner Doll tag?

:)

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Damn--I have one for Barbie and I don't even mention those much. I guess I should add one? I shudder to think of going back and retagging entries, though.