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[cleolinda]

Gwyneth Paltrow has named her kid Apple. You may now return to your regularly schedule friends list.

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Comments

[titilayo.livejournal.com]

Oh, my goodness gracious. I don't much like Gwyneth, but I thought she and Chris had more sense than that. Apple?

The second middle name (Alison) is pretty though. Alison Blythe Martin would have been a lovely name.

[gaminette.livejournal.com]

Apple?! cute!! I wonder if there's a story behind that? ^_^

[la-sonnambula.livejournal.com]

I was so sure that Fishsticks is going to name the girl Eugenia. It could be worse of course, but still, Apple?! Food names are just so...porn starish.

[daliahellyes.livejournal.com]

Apple? What the shit.

I hope they don't name their other kids Orange and Banana etc.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Well, considering that she's friends with that Vogue writer Plum Sykes... I see names like Olive and Hazel in the Paltrow-Martins' future.

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

Oh my GOD! *thinks of thread at FT*

[lothos.livejournal.com]

That's very interesting... but this is Gwyneth Paltrow, so I'm not really surprised.

Apple... that's kinda cute. I don't think all four of the names go together, but I've always been a fan of giving a child 4 names.

Oh, and Gwyneth Paltrow was supposed to be the celebrity I was most compatable with. O.o

[alysscarlet.livejournal.com]

Apple. Good grief.

Blythe is after her mother, and I would guess Alison could well be Chris Martin's mother, so they make sense.

But Apple Martin? Sounds like some kind of pudding.

[nekoyaksa.livejournal.com]

She is doomed to one day marry someone with the last name Tini. /rimshot

[nekoyaksa.livejournal.com]

*rethinks that* . . . or "Ni", I guess would be more appropriate

[whiski_sour]

Apple Martin. Did she have a baby or a My Little Pony?

[saint-kat.livejournal.com]

*blinks with suprise*

Clearly, Gwyneth must have been on an epidural high to even consider calling her daughter Apple. Almost reminded me of Ashley Judd's character in "Where The Heart Is", who has kids named after snack foods.

Remind me that if I ever have children, I will refrain from naming them after food.