I lied

[cleolinda]

There are a couple of Super Bowl-related things I am willing to truck with, and they are 1) Li'l Smokies wrapped in bacon* and 2) Puppy Bowl.

* That said, you have to draw a line at what things you wrap in bacon. I would not be able to handle this.

Also: Here's the Transformers commercial that was pulled from YouTube.

Also-also: There are so many things I don't understand about this question.

Comments

[apetslife.livejournal.com]

I'd seen mention of the Bacon Explosion elsewhere--I think the husband of a friendslister was going to attempt it for the SB party--but HOLY DAMN.

*stares*

That is totally just...I mean...wow.

Wouldn't it be more time-friendly to just SMOKE A WHOLE PIG?

[elizardbits.livejournal.com]

Oh dude, please. I would eat entire roast BABIES if they were wrapped in bacon.

[madripoor-rose.livejournal.com]

Bacon Explosion: suicide by pig.

Puppy Bowl V...omg the parrot singing the national anthem!

[saramiskismet.livejournal.com]

Both reasons are awesome (mmm pig meat) but what about commercials?! (http://saramiskismet.livejournal.com/61521.html)

[emerald-skies.livejournal.com]

My god, I could feel my arteries clogging just LOOKING at that bacon monstrosity.

[calatha.livejournal.com]

Re: Bacon Explosion. D:D: I'll bet Elvis would've loved it. I wrap bacon around scallops, myself.

There are so many things I don't understand about this question.

So this is a guy asking this. Who is seemingly arguing in favor of Twilight vampires. Eh?

[zeroxgirl1201.livejournal.com]

I've seen that bacon thing floating around. I can't even imagine eating something like that. *shudders*

[vkitty.livejournal.com]

I'm one of the biggest carnivores in the world but... yeah, that bacon explosion is a bit too much.

[akathorne.livejournal.com]

You went a little Galadriel there yourself at the end of that question/answer. Awesome.

[saramiskismet.livejournal.com]

I'm going to hell (http://i38.tinypic.com/2ltluv6.jpg), but her.

[calatha.livejournal.com]

Nutty Madam! Eheheheh.

[soleta-nf.livejournal.com]

I saw the bacon thing on the news, and I hoped then that that whole thing wasn't one serving. Thankfully they mention here about cutting it into slices, and hopefully one serving is one slice.

So I find the whole thing rather off-putting.... but now I am craving bacon. Crap.

[lycomingst.livejournal.com]

Puppy Bowl, ftw! 8 ]

[melayka.livejournal.com]

Have some turkey bacon on a BLT, bb. That way you can justify the nom-noms with healthy veggies and a meat that tastes like delicious, slavery pig while NOT killing your heart. :D

[robinmc.livejournal.com]

My reactions while looking at the Bacon Explosion pictures went from disgust to "whaaa?" to "actually, that looks kinda yummy" to "oh ew". Seriously, you might as well just inject pure lard into your bloodstream - saves time and energy.

As for the Galadriel or Twilight vampire question, that's about as absurd and lopsided a question as "tea and cake or death?" For one thing, if you were a Twilight vampire, you'd have to go to high school for the rest of eternity. As Emerson Cod would say, oh HELL no.

Re: the Baconomicon

[melayka.livejournal.com]

Didn't they do something like that on SNL once? It was a faux commercial for something akin to a bacon-stuffed Twinkie > deep-fried > covered in chocolate > wrapped in a pancake > wrapped in a pizza > stuck in a giant bag filled with chili?

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

HOW IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION?!

[oldfeatheryhat.livejournal.com]

off-topic, but I don't think I'll ever be able to look at rocking chairs the same way again, which is sometimes really unfortunate. (http://ihasahotdog.com/2009/02/01/cute-puppy-pictures-yeah-i-rock/)

[falco-conlon.livejournal.com]

ILY Bruce!!

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Heh. Edward Dog wants to know if ur sleepin yet.

odd bacon pairing

[sirius20-81.livejournal.com]

yeah, so about a month ago i made a batch (6lbs) of fudge (awesome). a week later i made bacon (awesome) to go with breakfast. so now i have left over bacon and left over fudge. i come home that evening to find my fiance and my roommate eating fudge wrapped in bacon, and i was struck dumbfounded by how to react to that.

[akathorne.livejournal.com]

Technically, it's a perfectly valid question. It's just...horrifyingly stupid. And I suspect that anyone who needs an explanation of why Galadriel is awesome will not agree about why it is not even a choice.

[crumpeteer.livejournal.com]

Anyone else mildly terrified with The Bosses' crotch came flying into the one camera? Am I the only one who went "yikes" and leaned away from the tv?

Re: odd bacon pairing

[saramiskismet.livejournal.com]

...I think you win.

AS IF I COULD POSSIBLY RESIST.

[elizardbits.livejournal.com]