cleolinda: (twilight3)
cleolinda ([personal profile] cleolinda) wrote2009-01-23 01:05 pm

I promise I will never mention Amazon Associates again

OMFG I AM SO BUYING ONE OF THESE.

(YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST PART IS? AMAZON THEN RECOMMENDED THE TWILIGHT SOUNDTRACK. LAWL.)

I finally remembered that I have an Amazon Associates account back from my Daily Digest website days, so from now on, if I link to something on Amazon, I'm going to tuck my ID code in there. I think this link should get you to the front page in general, and I've put a graphic on my user info in case people want to go find it later. Hell, I guess I could put a little icon down there with the charity links, like someone suggested--I feel bad cluttering it up (and putting commerce next to charity), but I don't run ads here, this is a fairly painless way to make five bucks here and there in a bad economy, it's hard out here for a pimp, etc.

So if you would, in fact, like to buy a Cheap-Ass Edward Dollen of your own, you can do so through that link and I will probably get about two cents from it. After all, you get such "Product Features" as:
  • Twilight
  • Great gift for the holiday
  • Over 10 points of articulation
  • Hand painted detail
  • Vampire love story

And why did the one, lonely review only give it one star?

So I bought this doll as a joke for my roommate. On the back of the box it list his name, birth date and special ability. The special ability is listed as "MING Reading" should be MIND Reading.

I'm not sure I want my dolls to come with ~*Mind! Reading! Action!!*~, so this is probably an improvement.


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[identity profile] moriahbard.livejournal.com 2009-01-23 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I feel obligated to make this joke, so apologies in advance for the groans:
Cheap-Ass Edward Dollen: $15
mini antique rocking chair: $7
Having your very own sparkle!stalker: Priceless.

In a less corny vein, I can see Edward Dollen being a bit put out by Lyra and the alethiometer. Her ability more is More Special than his mind-reading, IMO.

I wonder if Lyra could ask the alethiometer about Eowyn and Faramir? It'd probably just be all "Give it time, JEEZ!" in that sassy way it has when the answer is obvious.

[identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com 2009-01-23 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I wonder if Lyra could ask the alethiometer about Eowyn and Faramir?

Shhhh, don't say that too loud