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cleolindaUrrrr... a little groggy today. New keyboard is nice, though.
Today: Bonnie and Rex are drinking shots of Flask Juice. "I am devoted to making the Lockharts richer than the Hortons, the DiMerases, and the Kiriakiseshes... Kiriakshesis..." Bonnie is drunk off her ass. Meanwhile, Mimi asks Patrick if "there is a woman you love enough to not bring home to Mom." Patrick denies his luff for Jennifer. Flashback to Nefarious Guy telling Patrick to do what he came to Salem to do, and Patrick denying that he will do anything to Jennifer. Cut to Jennifer at Jack's grave, murmuring about guardian angels watching over her. Yeah. I'm still pissed off that they killed Jack, because he was cute. Cut to: Nefarious Guy peering at Jennifer through the trees.
Empty Church of the Double Funeral. "Oh Shawn, where are you?" whines Belle. Well, not in the empty church, I'm thinkin'. Belle whine-prays.
Cemetery. Crazy Veiled Jan makes her getaway, but Shawn catches up and asks her name. "Everyone calls me Mrs. B," she says, and in thought-voiceover: The future Mrs. Brady, that is. REE! REE! REE! Again with the "Alice thought you and Jan Spears would be perfect together,except totally totally not." Cut to Brady and Nicole arriving too late for the funeral and bickering. Brady: "What the hell is Marlena doing here?" Cut to Marlena and John. I miss what they say but it doesn't seem important. Cut to Bo and Hope bickering, and then Julie rushes in and cries, "The serial killer has struck again!" It's Celeste unconscious on the floor. Commercials.
Not!Tuscany. Bonnie slurs an apology for previous treatment of Rex and says that sheeeee likesh him.
Church of the Unconscious Psychic. Not!Mickey tells hysterical Julie to chill her ass. Bo finds a pulse. Helle's Belle busts in and starts shrieking. Celeste stammers that Alice appeared to her.
Cemetery. Nicole announces that she's going home, and Brady tells her to sit her ass down. John tells Marlena that he'll protect her. Cut back to Celeste. Belle's all like, "Shawn should be here for this!" Cut to Shawn listening to Crazy Old Lady Jan ramble on, and he tells her that he doesn't have time to talk, because he'll be leaving town for a while. Jan's all like, "NO! ...I mean, you can't leave now." Cut to Jennifer at Jack's grave. She realizes someone's coming up behind her, turns around, and stares with horror into the face of... someone. Commercials.
Not!Tuscany. Mimi is suspicious of her mother's sudden Rex-love and announces that she will not let Bonnie ruin her love life.
Cemetery. Of course it's Patrick, and Jennifer was only startled. Nefarious Guy retreats into the pine trees. Cut to Shawn, who's like, "Do what?" If I were him, I personally would not discuss my comings and goings with some crazy old lady and would just excuse myself and beat it. Jan offers "a lovely country house" where he can stay for a while and clear his head OH GOD THE LOVE CAGE.
Church of the Unconscious Psychic. Bo is like, visions schmisions. Celeste reveals that (at least) one more person will die. Julie wails.
Cemetery. Brady goes to talk to Marlena and John. Enter Bo, who wants to talk to Nicole, and mentions that Tek found unidentified fingerprints Chez Kiriakis. Bo points out that basically it comes down to who had more reason to want to kill Victor--Marlena (assuming Marlena is the killer, which she totally is) or Nicole (who was clearly unhappy married to him). Commercials.
Not!Tuscany. Rex finds his watch in the kitchen as Mimi and Bonnie bicker. Bonnie offers Rex a bartending job. Mimi's all like, NO.
Cemetery. Nefarious Guy watches Patrick and Jennifer talk. They really are pretty cute together. Patrick excuses himself--I think he saw Nefarious Guy. Crazy Veiled Jan describes her house to Shawn, gives him the address, and tells him... not to tell anyone. Ohhhhhh, Lord. I can already see Shawn beating his fists against the bars of the Love Cage in future promo commercials. Meanwhile, Marlena tells Nicole that she does remember seeing her with Jan that night she fell off the balcony, while Brady and John and Bo argue about who killed who.
Church of the Unconscious Psychic. Julie, Hope, and Celeste angst. Hope at least has the sense to notice that all of Celeste's premonitions have come true. Celeste reiterates that one more death will happen. Julie says it'll come true because she'll kill Marlena herself. Never mind that the John-will-shoot/kill-Marlena prophecy ain't come true yet. Commercials.
Not!Tuscany. Exit Bonnie. Mimi says that working for her mother is a bad idea. Rex points out that 1) he needs a job and 2) he can get to know Bonnie better and make him like her. Mimi can already sense that something is up (if you remember, yesterday Bonnie mentioned wanting to use Rex to get the liquor license).
Cemetery. Patrick tells Nefarious Guy to stop following Jennifer. Crazy Jan watches Shawn talk to Belle. Nicole insists she had only run into Jan and doesn't know her well. Nicole agrees with John, who joins them, that Marlena needs to go back to the hospital and rest.
Church of the Holy Death Threat. Julie insists that she will kill Marlena, while Not!Mickey tells her to let the justice system take care of it. Julie runs outside and starts shrieking at Bo to lock Marlena up before she can kill anyone else. Commercials.
Not!Tuscany. Mimi insists that she doesn't want Bonnie to get Rex into trouble. Meanwhile, Bonnie seems to have sobered up. Rex agrees to have dinner with the two of them that night (against Mimi's wishes) and takes the bartending job.
Cemetery. Bo says that the "one more death" thing isn't a problem, because as soon as Lexie says so, she's going to the pokey and "will never be free to kill again." Considering he means county lockup, I think he's being a bit overoptimistic. He calls Lexie (who doesn't know that Marlena left) at the hospital and--this is priceless--says, "Uh, yeah, Marlena is here... handcuffed to a wheelchair. Yeah." I can only imagine Lexie's reaction on the other end.
Belle tells Shawn that the ceremony was beautiful. Shawn starts shouting about why Marlena came to the funeral--"Because she wanted to say she was sorry?!" Angry. Sorry. Bitter. Sorry. Belle says that if Marlena's guilty and that means Belle's lie killed Alice, she doesn't know how she can live with herself. Shawn goes off on how wonderful and important Alice was. You know, because if Alice were just sort of nice in a vague way, Belle's lie would be fine. Shawn gets all verklempt. He tells Belle to think about how he's supposed to live with it. Jan spies on them, but Nicole appears behind her and rips her hat and veil off.
Jennifer overhears the Patrick-Nefarious Guy conversation and--I turned back to the keyboard, so I didn't see if Jennifer waited until NG left or if he's still there--but she marches up to Patrick and says, "You have some explaining to do!" Commercials.
Not!Tuscany. Mimi asks Rex to take her home; they won't have dinner with Bonnie. Rex goes to get their jackets; Mimi rails at her mother to give Rex's newly-found watch back, which apparently she snaffled without any of us seeing it (of course, I might not have been looking). Mimi grits that Bonnie has no morals, no scruples! Bonnie rolls her eyes.
Hospital. Marlena's back in bed. "I shouldn't have gone today," she whimpers. WINNAH! Marlena and John discuss how to win everyone's trust back. Marlena adds that she's not entirely sure she isn't the killer, and John isn't either. Again--when Celeste was trying to "read her mind" and Marlena gave that little wicked smile--I really think the writers either have forgotten that or want us to forget that, because I really think they're trying to tell us that Marlena herself doesn't remember what she did now. John says there might be a way to prove her innocence.
Cemetery. Julie whines at Bo. Hope argues possible innocence again. Bo very rationally says that if the killer is still out there, they'll deal with that person next. Brady says something to Celeste about not believing in fortune tellers, and Celeste quietly hands him his ass. Brady apologizes and asks if she can "read her cards" or something and figure out who killed Victor. Meanwhile, Nicole hustles Jan away from her hiding place, but Jan gleefully tells Nicole about her country house invitation. Nicole insists that Jan is craaaaazy and points out that if Jan gets hold of Shawn (Love Cage, baby, Love Cage), she'll never be able to let him go. Shawn and Belle are still bittering at each other. Shawn finally says he doesn't want to talk about it. Ever. Patrick and Jennifer: Ah, Nefarious Guy did get away first. Jennifer tells Patrick that she heard her name and wants to know what Patrick was talking about, and with whom. Patrick looks around shiftily. Commercials.
Not!Tuscany. Mimi gives Rex his watch back and says that he "dropped" it; she tells her mother to "be good." Bonnie under her breath: "Why could I be good when I can be rich?" And then she says something about "Sexy Rexy." Fnarrr.
Cemetery. Patrick lies and says he ran into one of Bonnie's friends (because that's a character recommendation right there) and says he was talking about wanting to make sure Jennifer and the baby are okay. Good save. Belle starts weeping; Shawn tells her he's leaving. Celeste tells Brady to watch out for Nicole, who has "lies and deceit" radiating off her, basically. Hope tells Bo that she still wants to believe Marlena is innocent; Bo basically says fine, they'll just have to agree to disagree.
Hospital. John is saying something about his idea being a huge risk, and that whatever they're going to do might sign Marlena's death warrant. Marlena says she has to know if she's the serial killer. Look, babe, I can save you a lot of time: YES.
Previews: Lucas finds Sami unconscious on the floor. Kate: "Good, the bitch is dead." Heh. Kate's a bitch, but sometimes she warms my heart. John tells Marlena that she has no conscious memory of the killings. Bo says that if she's guilty, she's got to be sent down the river for it.
Today: Bonnie and Rex are drinking shots of Flask Juice. "I am devoted to making the Lockharts richer than the Hortons, the DiMerases, and the Kiriakiseshes... Kiriakshesis..." Bonnie is drunk off her ass. Meanwhile, Mimi asks Patrick if "there is a woman you love enough to not bring home to Mom." Patrick denies his luff for Jennifer. Flashback to Nefarious Guy telling Patrick to do what he came to Salem to do, and Patrick denying that he will do anything to Jennifer. Cut to Jennifer at Jack's grave, murmuring about guardian angels watching over her. Yeah. I'm still pissed off that they killed Jack, because he was cute. Cut to: Nefarious Guy peering at Jennifer through the trees.
Empty Church of the Double Funeral. "Oh Shawn, where are you?" whines Belle. Well, not in the empty church, I'm thinkin'. Belle whine-prays.
Cemetery. Crazy Veiled Jan makes her getaway, but Shawn catches up and asks her name. "Everyone calls me Mrs. B," she says, and in thought-voiceover: The future Mrs. Brady, that is. REE! REE! REE! Again with the "Alice thought you and Jan Spears would be perfect together,
Not!Tuscany. Bonnie slurs an apology for previous treatment of Rex and says that sheeeee likesh him.
Church of the Unconscious Psychic. Not!Mickey tells hysterical Julie to chill her ass. Bo finds a pulse. Helle's Belle busts in and starts shrieking. Celeste stammers that Alice appeared to her.
Cemetery. Nicole announces that she's going home, and Brady tells her to sit her ass down. John tells Marlena that he'll protect her. Cut back to Celeste. Belle's all like, "Shawn should be here for this!" Cut to Shawn listening to Crazy Old Lady Jan ramble on, and he tells her that he doesn't have time to talk, because he'll be leaving town for a while. Jan's all like, "NO! ...I mean, you can't leave now." Cut to Jennifer at Jack's grave. She realizes someone's coming up behind her, turns around, and stares with horror into the face of... someone. Commercials.
Not!Tuscany. Mimi is suspicious of her mother's sudden Rex-love and announces that she will not let Bonnie ruin her love life.
Cemetery. Of course it's Patrick, and Jennifer was only startled. Nefarious Guy retreats into the pine trees. Cut to Shawn, who's like, "Do what?" If I were him, I personally would not discuss my comings and goings with some crazy old lady and would just excuse myself and beat it. Jan offers "a lovely country house" where he can stay for a while and clear his head OH GOD THE LOVE CAGE.
Church of the Unconscious Psychic. Bo is like, visions schmisions. Celeste reveals that (at least) one more person will die. Julie wails.
Cemetery. Brady goes to talk to Marlena and John. Enter Bo, who wants to talk to Nicole, and mentions that Tek found unidentified fingerprints Chez Kiriakis. Bo points out that basically it comes down to who had more reason to want to kill Victor--Marlena (assuming Marlena is the killer, which she totally is) or Nicole (who was clearly unhappy married to him). Commercials.
Not!Tuscany. Rex finds his watch in the kitchen as Mimi and Bonnie bicker. Bonnie offers Rex a bartending job. Mimi's all like, NO.
Cemetery. Nefarious Guy watches Patrick and Jennifer talk. They really are pretty cute together. Patrick excuses himself--I think he saw Nefarious Guy. Crazy Veiled Jan describes her house to Shawn, gives him the address, and tells him... not to tell anyone. Ohhhhhh, Lord. I can already see Shawn beating his fists against the bars of the Love Cage in future promo commercials. Meanwhile, Marlena tells Nicole that she does remember seeing her with Jan that night she fell off the balcony, while Brady and John and Bo argue about who killed who.
Church of the Unconscious Psychic. Julie, Hope, and Celeste angst. Hope at least has the sense to notice that all of Celeste's premonitions have come true. Celeste reiterates that one more death will happen. Julie says it'll come true because she'll kill Marlena herself. Never mind that the John-will-shoot/kill-Marlena prophecy ain't come true yet. Commercials.
Not!Tuscany. Exit Bonnie. Mimi says that working for her mother is a bad idea. Rex points out that 1) he needs a job and 2) he can get to know Bonnie better and make him like her. Mimi can already sense that something is up (if you remember, yesterday Bonnie mentioned wanting to use Rex to get the liquor license).
Cemetery. Patrick tells Nefarious Guy to stop following Jennifer. Crazy Jan watches Shawn talk to Belle. Nicole insists she had only run into Jan and doesn't know her well. Nicole agrees with John, who joins them, that Marlena needs to go back to the hospital and rest.
Church of the Holy Death Threat. Julie insists that she will kill Marlena, while Not!Mickey tells her to let the justice system take care of it. Julie runs outside and starts shrieking at Bo to lock Marlena up before she can kill anyone else. Commercials.
Not!Tuscany. Mimi insists that she doesn't want Bonnie to get Rex into trouble. Meanwhile, Bonnie seems to have sobered up. Rex agrees to have dinner with the two of them that night (against Mimi's wishes) and takes the bartending job.
Cemetery. Bo says that the "one more death" thing isn't a problem, because as soon as Lexie says so, she's going to the pokey and "will never be free to kill again." Considering he means county lockup, I think he's being a bit overoptimistic. He calls Lexie (who doesn't know that Marlena left) at the hospital and--this is priceless--says, "Uh, yeah, Marlena is here... handcuffed to a wheelchair. Yeah." I can only imagine Lexie's reaction on the other end.
Belle tells Shawn that the ceremony was beautiful. Shawn starts shouting about why Marlena came to the funeral--"Because she wanted to say she was sorry?!" Angry. Sorry. Bitter. Sorry. Belle says that if Marlena's guilty and that means Belle's lie killed Alice, she doesn't know how she can live with herself. Shawn goes off on how wonderful and important Alice was. You know, because if Alice were just sort of nice in a vague way, Belle's lie would be fine. Shawn gets all verklempt. He tells Belle to think about how he's supposed to live with it. Jan spies on them, but Nicole appears behind her and rips her hat and veil off.
Jennifer overhears the Patrick-Nefarious Guy conversation and--I turned back to the keyboard, so I didn't see if Jennifer waited until NG left or if he's still there--but she marches up to Patrick and says, "You have some explaining to do!" Commercials.
Not!Tuscany. Mimi asks Rex to take her home; they won't have dinner with Bonnie. Rex goes to get their jackets; Mimi rails at her mother to give Rex's newly-found watch back, which apparently she snaffled without any of us seeing it (of course, I might not have been looking). Mimi grits that Bonnie has no morals, no scruples! Bonnie rolls her eyes.
Hospital. Marlena's back in bed. "I shouldn't have gone today," she whimpers. WINNAH! Marlena and John discuss how to win everyone's trust back. Marlena adds that she's not entirely sure she isn't the killer, and John isn't either. Again--when Celeste was trying to "read her mind" and Marlena gave that little wicked smile--I really think the writers either have forgotten that or want us to forget that, because I really think they're trying to tell us that Marlena herself doesn't remember what she did now. John says there might be a way to prove her innocence.
Cemetery. Julie whines at Bo. Hope argues possible innocence again. Bo very rationally says that if the killer is still out there, they'll deal with that person next. Brady says something to Celeste about not believing in fortune tellers, and Celeste quietly hands him his ass. Brady apologizes and asks if she can "read her cards" or something and figure out who killed Victor. Meanwhile, Nicole hustles Jan away from her hiding place, but Jan gleefully tells Nicole about her country house invitation. Nicole insists that Jan is craaaaazy and points out that if Jan gets hold of Shawn (Love Cage, baby, Love Cage), she'll never be able to let him go. Shawn and Belle are still bittering at each other. Shawn finally says he doesn't want to talk about it. Ever. Patrick and Jennifer: Ah, Nefarious Guy did get away first. Jennifer tells Patrick that she heard her name and wants to know what Patrick was talking about, and with whom. Patrick looks around shiftily. Commercials.
Not!Tuscany. Mimi gives Rex his watch back and says that he "dropped" it; she tells her mother to "be good." Bonnie under her breath: "Why could I be good when I can be rich?" And then she says something about "Sexy Rexy." Fnarrr.
Cemetery. Patrick lies and says he ran into one of Bonnie's friends (because that's a character recommendation right there) and says he was talking about wanting to make sure Jennifer and the baby are okay. Good save. Belle starts weeping; Shawn tells her he's leaving. Celeste tells Brady to watch out for Nicole, who has "lies and deceit" radiating off her, basically. Hope tells Bo that she still wants to believe Marlena is innocent; Bo basically says fine, they'll just have to agree to disagree.
Hospital. John is saying something about his idea being a huge risk, and that whatever they're going to do might sign Marlena's death warrant. Marlena says she has to know if she's the serial killer. Look, babe, I can save you a lot of time: YES.
Previews: Lucas finds Sami unconscious on the floor. Kate: "Good, the bitch is dead." Heh. Kate's a bitch, but sometimes she warms my heart. John tells Marlena that she has no conscious memory of the killings. Bo says that if she's guilty, she's got to be sent down the river for it.
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Date: 2004-04-16 01:48 pm (UTC)