Oscars, part 9
Feb. 24th, 2008 09:55 pm"There was a... there was a small technical glitch, so we're going to... have to restart the show." Well, God knows we have the time!
Here's Penelope Cruz (IN BLACK) with Best Foreign Film. Aaaaand the Holocaust movie, The Counterfeiters, wins. Am I just too cynical? This is, by the way, the first Austrian film to win an Oscar, according to our winner, and it's fitting, because the Nazis drove so many of their filmmakers out (he says. I mean, I believe him; I'm just saying that I don't just know these magical facts off the top of my head).
And here's Patrick Dempsey, the appeal of whom I don't really get, presenting the last Enchanted song, "So Close." Is that actual Amy Adams dancing down there? Because it's (obviously) not actual Patrick Dempsey. Very nice lavender dress either way. Wow, one of the dancers had, like, a jeweled earmuff crown. I kind of wasn't expecting that.
Here's John Travolta, as the dancers leisurely waltz their way offstage, to present the winner. Very nicely done. And of course all the Enchanted songs cancel each other out and Once wins. Which I'm kind of glad of, because outside the context of the movie? The Enchanted songs really aren't that great. "Make art! Make art!" urges Glen Hansard. Also, "All the people we have to thank, you know who you are, so we don't have to say them!" Despite that, it's mostly a very sweet speech. "Wow," says Jon Stewart. "That guy is SO ARROGANT." Okay, I laughed out loud because I really have heard that, although he was obviously being sarcastic. Also, Stewart announces that someone's left their Boeing's lights on out on La Brea, and John Travolta comes running through towards the parking lot. Heh.
Uh oh, Hilary Swank's up next, and I've heard now that she really is presenting the Death March. Tissues!

Here's Penelope Cruz (IN BLACK) with Best Foreign Film. Aaaaand the Holocaust movie, The Counterfeiters, wins. Am I just too cynical? This is, by the way, the first Austrian film to win an Oscar, according to our winner, and it's fitting, because the Nazis drove so many of their filmmakers out (he says. I mean, I believe him; I'm just saying that I don't just know these magical facts off the top of my head).
And here's Patrick Dempsey, the appeal of whom I don't really get, presenting the last Enchanted song, "So Close." Is that actual Amy Adams dancing down there? Because it's (obviously) not actual Patrick Dempsey. Very nice lavender dress either way. Wow, one of the dancers had, like, a jeweled earmuff crown. I kind of wasn't expecting that.
Here's John Travolta, as the dancers leisurely waltz their way offstage, to present the winner. Very nicely done. And of course all the Enchanted songs cancel each other out and Once wins. Which I'm kind of glad of, because outside the context of the movie? The Enchanted songs really aren't that great. "Make art! Make art!" urges Glen Hansard. Also, "All the people we have to thank, you know who you are, so we don't have to say them!" Despite that, it's mostly a very sweet speech. "Wow," says Jon Stewart. "That guy is SO ARROGANT." Okay, I laughed out loud because I really have heard that, although he was obviously being sarcastic. Also, Stewart announces that someone's left their Boeing's lights on out on La Brea, and John Travolta comes running through towards the parking lot. Heh.
Uh oh, Hilary Swank's up next, and I've heard now that she really is presenting the Death March. Tissues!
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Date: 2008-02-25 03:56 am (UTC)Or so says: http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/20786079.html
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Date: 2008-02-25 03:58 am (UTC)HA! That's funny without even seeing it. Go, Cleo!
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Date: 2008-02-25 04:01 am (UTC)Billy Wilder, for one.
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Date: 2008-02-25 06:27 am (UTC)Of course!
Wilder's films are so sharply observant about American life, that maybe only a foreigner who fell in love with the country could have that viewpoint. Like Tom Stoppard and Britain.
Has anyone checked to see if Marion C. is the first Best Actress winner since Sophia Loren in a foreign language film?
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Date: 2008-02-25 06:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-02-26 09:25 am (UTC)source: wikipedia entry on Best Actress
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Date: 2008-02-25 04:02 am (UTC)Thank God I'm not alone!
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Date: 2008-02-25 04:08 am (UTC)I just don't get the appeal of McDreamy. He's more of a McDouche. And one of the reasons I quit watching Grey's in the first place...
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Date: 2008-02-25 04:31 am (UTC)On a side note, icon love!
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Date: 2008-02-25 05:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-02-25 06:01 am (UTC)James Marsden (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005188/) for one. God he's cute.
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Date: 2008-02-25 04:02 am (UTC)I kind of found that endearing, because that's totally what I would do if I won an Oscar. A "I'll call y'all tomorrow crying, so I don't leave anyone out tonight." sort of thing.
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Date: 2008-02-25 04:10 am (UTC)Guys! Half the fun of the Oscars is complaining about how long they are! CUT IT OUT!
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Date: 2008-02-25 04:06 am (UTC)Anyone want a teenager for free?
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Date: 2008-02-25 04:13 am (UTC)....dear God, the soldiers in Baghdad doing the Best Documentary Short all look about nineteen.
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Date: 2008-02-25 04:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-02-25 04:30 am (UTC)They're BLAZING through the previous-winners montages at a wtf speed!
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Date: 2008-02-25 04:20 am (UTC)Oh, thank you for saying that - I totally agree. He does nothing for me (rather like Matthew Fox) and I can't understand all the swooning and "McDreamy" crap.
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Date: 2008-02-25 04:24 am (UTC)Nope. My family figured it out a long time ago.
I was hoping for Mongol, myself.
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