cleolinda | The Potterdämmerung is nigh (Reply)

HOW Y'ALL FEEEEEEL?

1. I have to repost this from the Snarkfest metaquotes because I still start crying with laughter every time I reread it. From a chat session, re: Pimp Mack Sirius:

Kiran:: Sirus need to get paid baby
Kiran:: He only hits you cause he loves you
Kiran:: look at how pretty you are "wink"
Kiran:: you happy now, huh?
theinversed:: How you think he gets all them fur coats?
Kiran:: Come look at my tattoos.
Brainchild:: But where does Lucius Malfoy and his Pimp Cane o' Evil fit in, Kiran?
Kiran:: Dueling pimps
Brainchild:: Ah, I see
Kiran:: they fight for territory and hos
Kiran:: thats where the real hatred comes from
Kiran:: Voldemort who?
Kiran:: Aw hell no, it was all about Lucius telling them bitches that he wouldnt hit them in the face
Kiran:: and then they all left Sirius
Kiran:: but Sirius dont play like that
Kiran:: you gotta pay extra!
Kiran:: Especially if you want fine, fresh "the boy who lived" ass
Kiran:: For two extra coins he'll throw in the nerdy girl
Kiran:: You know she got the sexy librarian thing going on
Kiran:: and you know Sirius takes them out for a test drive beforehand
Kiran:: You want a werewolf pretty lady
Kiran:: I'll get you a werewolf
Kiran:: Fine ass werewolf
Kiran:: Shut your mouth Remus, did I say you could talk!
Kiran:: Smack
Kiran:: Fucking got your ass educated but cant work nowhere so you gots to come back to daddy
Kiran:: Fucking werewolves
theinversed:: kiran you're a little too good at this

2. ROCKS FALL, EVERYONE DIES: Discuss. Which means, yes, SPOILERS IN THE COMMENTS. Don't click through and come crying to me. Also, caveat wanker: I'm going into internet lockdown pretty soon, so this will be unmoderated, and if I come back and find that y'all have started fighting, I will report it to Fandom Wank myself.