And then they go BOMBING!
Jan. 4th, 2007 11:19 pmThe "secret life," by the way, refers to the fact that Houdini actually spied for Britain and the U.S. in Russia and Germany prior to WWI under the guise of his jail-cell escape publicity stunts; during the war itself he taught young soldiers how to escape from German ties, handcuffs and prison cages, having tested them all firsthand. Apparently early spy agencies employed a lot of skilled amateurs for various reasons--many of whom were magicians, which I find endlessly fascinating. (The book's foreword is by former CIA director John E. McLaughlin. Who is also an amateur magician. No, really.) Also, one of the chapters opens with the death of Chung Ling Soo--either he or his rival Ching Ling Foo, I forget which, appears as a character in The Prestige--who, get this, dies performing the bullet catch in China. At which point it was kind of discovered that he was actually Billy Robinson, a Westerner who had faked being a silent Chinese mystic for umpteen dozen years, mostly because he burst into fluent English on being shot. And we thought the goldfish-bowl limp was impressive. Seriously.
After Houdini : Erik Larson's Thunderstruck. I don't even really know what it's about, and I don't really care because he wrote The Devil in the White City, which I loved, and apparently it's a similar juxtaposition of crime and scientific advancement, so it's all right by me. I'm trying to get all books of reasonable length out of the way before I tuck into Carter Beats the Devil.
Linkspam: I accidentally pressed "post" too soon, so there was a giant uncut (and unformatted) linkspam entry that may have appeared on your friends list for the two frantic seconds it took me to recopy and delete it. So, uh. Extremely sorry about that. Because it is kind of giant.
Also from
kateshort, an article utilizing the exact same data as the "Total grumblepants gloom-and-dooming about the new year" article: AP poll: Americans optimistic for 2007.
(Scientists say 2007 may be warmest yet. Sigh.)
Saddam execution video leads to arrests.
6 of 75 cities get top disaster rating; only four big U.S. cities ready for crisis: report. I always hate this kind of article, because while we do need to know, and possibly be scared into doing something about it--surely terrorists keep up with their target's newspapers? "DEAR TERRORISTS: I HEAR ELBOW, ALABAMA IS TERRIFIC THIS TIME OF YEAR."
Two headlines that go together: US Senate to get first socialist ever; Congressman to be sworn in using Quran ("Rep.-elect Keith Ellison, the first Muslim elected to Congress, will use a Quran once owned by Thomas Jefferson during his ceremonial swearing-in Thursday"). Cue much hand-wringing and pearl-clutching about the way this country's finally accepting some diversity going to hell in a handbasket, if you're into that kind of thing.
Two headlines that probably aren't related, but you start to wonder: 7 New Orleans cops surrender amid supporters' cheers; Coroner: Mayor-elect's death was suicide. ("The first black mayor-elect in a largely white Louisiana town committed suicide days before he was to take office, the coroner said Tuesday.")
Two more: Unidentified metal object crashes through N.J. home; A UFO at O'Hare? Some pilots thought so.
220 pounds of explosives found in Spain. In Basque country. I totally just had a flashback to my Spanish classes in high school, when our teacher would talk about the Basques. She made them sound like superlative nutters, but underneath that, I suspect she admired them. "They're just up there on their own, wanting to separate, and they're speaking this language that no one even knows where it came from! It's not related to any other language! And then they go BOMBING!" Note: this lesson plan reproduced for entertainment purposes only.
Report: United Nations troops raping children young as 12 in southern Sudan. I just... don't have anything I can even say about this.
Man saves teen who fell on subway track. "Wesley Autrey faced a harrowing choice as he tried to rescue a teenager who fell off a platform onto a subway track in front of an approaching train: Struggle to hoist him back up to the platform in time, or take a chance on finding safety under the train." Now that, right there, is a good opening sentence.
Student shot to death at Wash. school.
Toyota creating alcohol detection system.
Scientists may have found evidence of Medici murder. Ooo, I love a good old-school poisoning.
FEMA: Calif. levees worse than thought.
FTC fines weight loss pill firms $25M.
Nixon vowed to 'ruin Foreign Service.'
SHUT DOWN THE MIDDLE SCHOOLS. I love this headline because there's just something so "ATTICA! ATTICA!!!" about it. The real argument is, instead of herding multiple schools' worth of junior high students into one school at a cruel crucial stage in their development, leave them dispersed at their elementary schools, which would now go back to being K-8s, as things used to be:
"Folks have been aware, in achievement terms, that what happens in the middle grades is disappointing," Douglas J. MacIver, a principal research scientist at Johns Hopkins University's Center for the Social Organization of Schools, told Education Week. "But I don't think they realized how stressed middle-school students are."I find this interesting because they make several good points, as well as offer solutions to the problems they bring up, and also, middle-school was hellish.An influential 2004 Rand Corp. study looked at international data comparing American students to their peers in 11 other developed nations. American students rank near the bottom on measures of emotional health, including whether students feel their school is a pleasant place, and whether they find classmates to be kind and helpful. On that last question, only Czech students reported less kindliness from their peers. Only students in Latvia, Israel and Lithuania reported feeling left out, lonely, helpless or bullied more often than American students did.
This June, Pittsburgh closed seven middle schools and doubled the number of K-8 elementary schools. One advantage of the K-8 model is that it tends to spread the potentially problematic middle-graders around. "It's like 'Invasion of the Body Snatchers' when they hit sixth grade," Assistant Principal Gina Robinson told the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette.
Plus, when kids stay in grade school, they tend to stay "younger, longer," reports a Long Beach, Calif., principal, and that's been my experience, too. I didn't pick a Catholic grade school for my younger son because of the K-8 structure that most Catholic schools retain, but I immediately noticed the benefits. Same kids, same principal, same parents for eight years -- it does build community. And maybe it's a "kibbutz effect," but kids who have been in class together since kindergarten seem less eager to launch into the distracting peer torture of premature dating games."It turns out the onset of puberty is really a bad reason to try to move kids to another structure and to another school altogether," the Rand report's primary author, Jaana Juvonen, told Education Week.
Resolve to Exercise Your Brain. How about playing mah-jongg? Does that work?
Dawn simulator curbs wintertime blues.
How Women Pick Mates vs. Flings.
From Oscarwatch: Little Miss Sunshine makes a mid-season surge as the Producers Guild (regarded as a clear predictor of Best Picture nominees and sometimes even winners), Screen Actors Guild, and BAFTA (long list) nominations come out.
Another headline pair: Fox's once-hot 'The O.C.' is canceled; Celine Dion Las Vegas show to close. Ah, sic transit gloria mundi.
New restoration brings movie classics to life: "When watching the DVD re-release of Gone With the Wind, what once appeared as simply a green cloth shawl worn by Vivien Leigh is revealed as a garment of dark emerald velvet so rich it beckons touching."
Police reunion rumors reaching fever pitch. As in, The Police. I got kind of confused when I first saw the headline myself.
...says he was with his family in the backyard of their Malibu home when Carl Raymond Cheney of Portland, OR came onto his property and ran at his daughter carrying a Bible screaming "Where is he? I will cast him out!" Hogestyn says Cheney was "calling me by my stage name... recalling past storylines, especially the demonic possession of several years past. But more important, he thought I was dead, because the show that aired on Friday 12.29.06 left my character John Black shot and presumed dead." Hogestyn, who was on a ladder painting his house, says Cheney grabbed and pushed his wife backwards on their patio stairs. At that time, Hogestyn "grabbed him by the hair, spun him around, delivered a right cross to the chin that sent him down the stairs." According to the restraining order the struggle continued for 10 minutes until Hogestyn and his 25-year-old son Ben were able to subdue Cheney by duct-taping the intruder's hands and feet until police arrived.Yes, not only is Mr. Cheney insane, he also can't even remember which character was actually possessed. I'm thinking someone needs to go back to crazy school here.
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Date: 2007-01-05 05:34 am (UTC)All the residents of eastern Colorado would like this to start any time now.
And, y'know ... if any daytime actor could take down a crazy guy on a rampage, I would think it would be Drake Hogestyn.
::misses Days of the golden 1980s::
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Date: 2007-01-05 05:34 am (UTC)Re: middle school. The concept of which has always perplexed me, living in Canada where there is no middle school. Grades five through nine were still hellish for me, but it would have been worse had I been in middle school, I think. K-8 system all the way. ;)
Also, the story on Drake Hogestyn had me laughing so hard that I cried. For so many years I watched Days with my mother after I came home from high school. The image the story painted in my head is just a riot.
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Date: 2007-01-05 05:59 am (UTC)And Ontario's got Grade 13, which I just don't get.
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Date: 2007-01-05 05:54 am (UTC)Dave: "Shaddap you *hic* crazy piece of crap!"
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Date: 2007-01-05 05:38 am (UTC)One of my favorite recent news quotes was "The most rural state in the union picking a Brooklyn Jewish socialist makes no sense. But that's the great paradox of Vermont" (http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070102/pl_afp/uspoliticspartiessocialist). :D
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Date: 2007-01-05 05:42 am (UTC)Ok, so it's probably my crazy liberal pinko side, but I really don't see anything wrong with this. She's never going to have any realization that anything is wrong, hell, my dog's already more developed than her. Add in the fact that I'm in nursing school, and I have taken care of too many patients with mental retardation, whether it's organic or traumatic, and it's just... logical.
Obviously, doctors and nurses can't make decisions like this based on, "It'll be easier for us to care for her," but the parents should have every right to decide. It is SO much better for a patient to be home with family than in a hospital. Her smaller size will make it easier for her to be held, turned, lifted, washed, ambulated. Plus, did she really need her uterus? At this point, it is quite like an appendix. She would never be able to consent to sexual activity, and I don't see the point in making someone care for her during her menstrual cycle. Also, this way, she's not going to have uterine, ovarian, cervical, or breast cancer.
And, now, I believe I'm done.
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Date: 2007-01-05 05:57 am (UTC)And I'm fascinated by Basque as a language developing independant of the rest of the Indo-European western division, but the whole seperation-or-we-bomb thing smacks of the FLQ, so...just...stop blowing things up, guys.
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Date: 2007-01-05 06:25 am (UTC)But I always feel guilty that I had a good time in middle school but nobody else seemed to.
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Date: 2007-01-05 06:15 am (UTC)I am currently reading Moby Dick and it is, indeed, slashtastic. As well as being awesome in a lot of ways besides the unintentional ones.
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Date: 2007-01-05 06:20 am (UTC)Donnie? Are you okay?
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Date: 2007-01-05 06:50 am (UTC)the basque lesson reminds me of my film TA, who once summarized 1960s french cinema as people sitting around and saying "i saw ze new hitchcock movie, eet was verry good." "you have false consciousness! come with us, and we will blow zings up."
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Date: 2007-01-05 06:55 am (UTC)Seriously, Drake would deploy the eyebrow, and then Ben would use his pasty white skin to reflect the sun's light into Cheney's eyes. In seconds, he'd be whimpering. BWA HA HA HA.
Oh god, I am so lame.
Also, that guy pretending to be a chinese mystic sounds hella awesome.How cool is that?!? OMG awesome.
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Date: 2007-01-05 07:31 am (UTC)Seriously, they showed his picture in the paper here and I nearly jumped out of my skin with 'What on EARTH happened to Goosneck Moosejaw?!'
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Date: 2007-01-05 08:39 am (UTC)finally accepting some diversitygoing to hell in a handbasket, if you're into that kind of thing.I personally plan to be sworn in with a copy of MAD magazine, myself.
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Date: 2007-01-05 08:54 am (UTC)The thing that gets me is, I've read that strip before, and it's the most unfunny thing I think I've seen that wasn't supposed to be melodrama. I'm willing to laugh if I think it's funny, even if I disagree with the politics behind it, but...God, it's so lame.
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Date: 2007-01-05 08:53 am (UTC)Genius.
I’M IN UR SÉANCE, READING UR MIND.
Date: 2007-01-05 09:04 am (UTC)Speaking of which, the chapters on Houdini vs. the mediums are fascinating. I hadn’t realized just how dodgy some proponents of Spiritualism were. I was particularly skeeved by the mediums who offered widowers conjugal visits from their deceased wives. Seriously—ew. Also, I really want to smack Arthur Conan Doyle upside the head. (http://laughingacademy.livejournal.com/59354.html)
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Date: 2007-01-05 04:26 pm (UTC)Here's my question: what exactly where they hinting at with the whole Crandon and the missing children thing? I mean, the point where Margery opens the closet and points out the hundreds of pictures of "his Caesareans," even though he never delivered babies, so clearly he'd saved the pictures for a different reason, made my blood run cold. Are they saying he murdered children? Abused them?
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Date: 2007-01-05 01:21 pm (UTC)*guffaws*
That story's more fun if you pretend Cheney = Dick Cheney.
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Date: 2007-01-05 02:02 pm (UTC)I attended middle school, and now I'm employed in one, and all I could say was, "Thank God!!!" 'Course it'll take 40 years for the rest of the country to agree...
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Date: 2007-01-05 02:07 pm (UTC)However, I don't know that physically altering a person is the answer. There's a deep ethical problem here, which I think centers on the idea that Ashley, despite her physical and mental disabilities, has a right to her own body. It seems wrong to me to deny her the right to become a physical adult just because she's a mental child.
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