Paper-induced dementia, part 6

[cleolinda]

Why doesn't it finish, precious? We writes and we writes and we writes, and it never ends!

How many pageses?

Ten, precious!

Ten is not so bad, yes? Ten is good, ten is nice!

Ten includes the bibliography!

[Face falls pitifully.]

We must turn it in, precious!

NO!

We haves to! It's already late, yes it is, precious! Better turn it in to good master before master loses his patience, yes. Master doesn't care how long it is! He didn't care last fall!

... You win.

Well, first we has to writes the conclusion, precious...

[Sobbing.]

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Myyyyy Precccccciossssss

[(Anonymous)]

There is a lovely Gollum/Smeagol action figure in stores now that stands about eight inches tall, comes with interchangeable heads and a fish (so juicy sweeeet!) and says 22 quotes! (Why yes, there's one standing on a shelf in my living room, why do you ask?)

And that Chick/Lovecraft crossover is hilarious! I forwarded the link to an online friend who was just this morning lamenting that not enough people know who Lovecraft is. (And just to be safe, I printed it out--like you said, Jack doesn't like being mocked.)

Re: Myyyyy Precccccciossssss

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

That's so awesome. We must have it, precious!

Oh, if your friend doesn't already have one, you totally need to go to entertainmentearth.com and type "Cthulhu" in the search box. You won't be sorry (oo! they've added more since I last checked!).