Paper-induced dementia, part 4

[cleolinda]

Ooo, a new interview with the fat hobbit.

He hates it when we calls him fat!

Fat fat fat!

[Maniacal giggling]

[Happy sigh]

How is paper coming, precious?

Fat fat fat!

That doesn't sound good, precious.

[Weeping] We hates it.

How many pages do we have, precious?

Only seven! Seven seven seven!

Can't we go back to the criticses and the databases?

No! It burns! Don't make us go back to the databases, precious!

We must, precious! Good master says we must! At least six criticses, precious, for good master!

[Weeping]

Comments

[malenky-devil.livejournal.com]

Jeebus H. Shuttlesworth,

I MISSED PRETTY ELF-BOY!! ::insert high pitched wail::
I have no idea why, but I'm loving the Gollum-voiced entries. And now I know what I sound like when I get paper-induced demensia.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Awwww. They'll run it again, they always do. There's already a transcript up at TORN, and they're promising screen caps. I posted the link at lotr_news a while back.

What I really, really want is a rockin' Gollum icon I can put with my Gollum entries. Possibly one that says, "...is it crunchable squee?" All my image programs suck, and it wouldn't come out very well.