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So I get this email last night:

Dear Cleolinda,

In the spirit of the "short attention span" era, might you consider reviewing/commenting on one minute films and sharing your thoughts with your audiences? FILMINUTE is the international one-minute film festival launched this September 1st and running until September 30. The FILMINUTE 2006 collection of one-minute films (shortlist of 27) has accumulated a quarter of a million page views in 15 days.
Exciting! I haven't watched any of them yet, and it might be challenging to do anything with something that short (movies in fifteen seconds? On the other hand, I might do it more in a recap style), but at least the films are short enough that you could do it in a task-oriented fashion and knock off two or three at a time.

Best part: Talk Like a Pirate Day is on Tuesday. Theoretically, I may be writing some of these up in piratespeak.

And then, my mother comes upstairs and says that we've won best yard in the neighborhood, as decided by a council of florists or something. They sent us a pot of sunflowers and everything (which I totally took as a sign, as the story I'm working on has sunflowers as a major plot point). You may not understand how hilarious this is, however, until you realize that we've put off re-landscaping the yard for two or three years because it was the yard or the pool, and we chose the pool. So the front yard, as it stands, has some crepe myrtles and low-lying juniper ground cover around the edges, but is chiefly dominated by two raised circles, surrounded by rocks, front and center. Each circle used to have a tree. And then, in the great storm of 2004 while I was off in New Orleans, one of the trees was smote...n, yea verily. (It just doesn't seem right to say that the tree was smitten, you know? It wasn't in love with the oak across the street or anything.) So we ended up chopping down that tree and... the other tree, which was perfectly fine; I don't know what was up with that, but one day my stepfather went out there with a chainsaw and that was the end of that. Maybe the trees really were smitten and the other one couldn't face life alone or something. Anyway, two years later, here the yard stands: two tree stumps, except that the plants that used to sit in neat rings around them have since gone feral and exploded into jungly masses. I think I saw some baby oak saplings in there, a swath of poison ivy, at least one stout succulent weed that I thought was a milkweed, but it doesn't have any kind of flowers, so probably not, and some tenacious hostas clinging to the territory that was rightfully theirs.

The florists' council apparently loved that. Specifically, they mentioned it. I don't know, y'all.

Meanwhile, I asked my mother if she'd seen my Van Helsing DVD (the one time we opened it, some two years ago, we were downstairs). "No, I don't know where it is," she says. "Why, do you want to watch it?" No, I thought I'd bronze it. You know, as a symbol of my shame.

(Are you sure you still want me to write about your short films, FILMINUTE? This is the kind of taste we're talking about here.)

Also, hair: still fantastic.



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Date: 2006-09-17 05:27 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] chris-walsh.livejournal.com
"Why, do you want to watch it?" No, I thought I'd bronze it. You know, as a symbol of my shame.

And, once again, as always, you rock.

Date: 2006-09-17 05:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
You know, after having to keep the one-disc, $9.99 bare-bones edition of Titanic on a continuous loop for five days straight while I was writing the parody for the book, I kind of wanted to bronze that. Mostly because I never wanted to see it again.

Date: 2006-09-17 05:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] boundandchained.livejournal.com
Ha, I totally agree!

So now my icon needs to be, "you rock."

Date: 2006-09-17 05:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] troubleinchina.livejournal.com
I still believe in my heart that fabulous hair is the best thing about life. ;) But then, I'm afraid of depths.

Date: 2006-09-17 05:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sigma7.livejournal.com
Arrr! I've been waiting for a chance for me Piratizer (http://tech.jmc.ksu.edu/testbed/pirate.php) to be of use again. I guess this does call for a pirate icon or such....

Is it so wrong to get more excited about TLAPD than, say, Christmas?

And yay for the innate superiority of your yard! OMGWTFYARD!

Date: 2006-09-17 05:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] particle-person.livejournal.com
Woot! Good for you, Cleo.

And then, my mother comes upstairs and says that we've won best yard in the neighborhood, as decided by a council of florists or something.

They weed. And they are always here. [/The Floramaska; Anne Rice]

Date: 2006-09-17 06:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mustang-bex1126.livejournal.com
Not to get crazy fannish but... have I told you lately, that I love you?!

Date: 2006-09-17 06:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angiepen.livejournal.com
Maybe the contest was bogus, just as an excuse to give you the sunflowers in hope that you'd, like, do something with the yard, LOL! But yeah, that's pretty bizarre.

Angie

PS -- I liked Van Helsing! Much silliness, yes, but it's fun and there's eye candy. :D

Date: 2006-09-17 06:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
We're actually going to plant ornamental cherry trees in the two circles at some point. Maybe in the spring?

(So much silly, cheesy pretty in that movie. So much.)

Date: 2006-09-17 06:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] edda.livejournal.com
Love your icon; thank you for previous linkspam; glad about hair; still on work internetz have to get back to own desk now OH NOEZ.

*hugs*

Date: 2006-09-17 06:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
On a Sunday? Eeek.

Date: 2006-09-17 06:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] livinthegoodlfe.livejournal.com
Haha bronze it. Nice one

Date: 2006-09-17 06:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oldfeatheryhat.livejournal.com
Fun video link:

I am not sure if you're legally allowed to watch this, but the Reduced Shakespeare Company (a London-based acting company that perform "reduced" plays) did a version of the Star Wars movies, all six of them: The new ones here (http://youtube.com/watch?v=s6zv1HADbII) and the old ones here (http://youtube.com/watch?v=couCxHkDHkk). I was lucky enough to see them in person perform all of Shakespeare's plays in an hour and a half (including Hamlet in eight seconds, backwards), and they were absolutely fabulous. If you have time, motivatin, and legality, you might want to look into them -- they're hilarious. =)

Date: 2006-09-17 07:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] princessstarr.livejournal.com
Reduced Shakespeare Company! *fangirls*

We're using them for the Shakespeare part in my Intro to Theatre class. I'm extremely excited over this.

Date: 2006-09-17 06:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] derangeddarling.livejournal.com
I love bad movies. I have a number of terrible movies on DVD just because I fangirl one of the actors, or because I love the plot. It happens. ^.^ Bad movies need love too.

Date: 2006-09-17 07:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] demonqueen666.livejournal.com
I think we need to start a support group, "People Who Actually Liked Van Helsing", only possibly with a cooler acronymn. Not to try to cure us of our enjoyment, of course, but to lend to support to each other and help spread understanding that liking terrible movies does not make one A Terrible Person.

(I'm...mainly in it because I spent most of that movie convinced Van Helsing and Dracula were thisclose to making out. But then, I have a couple issues.)

Date: 2006-09-17 11:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
I, for one, am not sure what was going on with Anna and Aleera, who seemed to have some previous acquaintance. I'm just saying.

Also, I read some theory somewhere that VH can't remember who he is because he's actually... the archangel Gabriel? Which at least explains why he's not allowed to get any. I haven't been that mad about the way a romantic plotline ended since Oscar and Lucinda. They're pretty! They have chemistry! Sure if they make a sequel there'll be a new replacement babe, but since there won't be a sequel now (God, I would think not), we could have pretended VH and Anna were togetha 4eva! PEOPLE!

Date: 2006-09-18 02:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] demonqueen666.livejournal.com
Well, yeah: Anna/Aleera as well. Actually, Anna/all the brides, to some extent, really.

I've heard the archangel theory as well, but I've heard just as much to refute that, and, really? The men are pretty. I want them to make out. Stop getting your silly plot in the way.

Date: 2006-09-18 03:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
Hee, yeah. I can't imagine *why* you'd have him be an angel, because--what? And why throw the "I don't remember who I am" thing in at all? And then not do anything with it? And--say what? My enjoyment of this wonderfully awful movie is distinctly marred by the ginormous plot holes and the lack of characters hooking up, I tell you.

Date: 2006-09-17 07:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] georgie21.livejournal.com
Ooo, FILMINUTE sounds interesting.

What does the fantastic hair look like?

Date: 2006-09-17 11:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
Kind of like in my Yahoo avatars, except a bit fluffier at the moment. But not frizzy, which is amazing.

Date: 2006-09-17 11:50 pm (UTC)

Date: 2006-09-17 08:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spooke.livejournal.com
If you were an artist, your garden would be modern art. Maybe the council is made of modern flora fans?

Date: 2006-09-17 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alpheratz.livejournal.com
Re: movies in 15 seconds, I wish I could remember the name of that website with the super-condensed book summaries, in the vein of "rocks fall, everyone dies."

Date: 2006-09-17 09:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alpheratz.livejournal.com
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Thanks!

Date: 2006-09-17 09:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tabbyclaw.livejournal.com
http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/

Date: 2006-09-17 10:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yarha.livejournal.com
Thanks lots.

Yarha, Timesaving Modern Technology

Date: 2006-09-17 08:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fallingscribble.livejournal.com
...wait, is the sunflower story the same as the other one with the three people going somewhere?
I swear, a Japanese anime has stolen your plot (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samurai_champloo).
I thought it was a pretty neat anime, anyway. (Then I suppose yours will be fantastic. =P)

Date: 2006-09-17 11:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
Heh, this is a different story. I tend to work on two or three at once.

Date: 2006-09-18 02:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fallingscribble.livejournal.com
Love hearing about their progress, then... I've yet to figure out how you can begin writing something and then actually keep on writing until you have a finished product. It's why I keep track of authors' blogs. It astounds me.

Date: 2006-09-18 03:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
The simple answer is, I never finish. ; )

Date: 2006-09-17 09:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yarha.livejournal.com
The florists' council apparently loved that.

Life is totally random.

Yarha, Unintelligent Design

Date: 2006-09-17 10:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] edda.livejournal.com
This could not be more irrelevant to your post, but seriously, go here (http://drjeff.livejournal.com/1334772.html) now.

Date: 2006-09-17 10:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yarha.livejournal.com
"Pr0n! The internet is pr0n!"
-From I was a Curious Soylent Green

Yarha, Making the Noise Usually Written 'Tch-Tch'

Date: 2006-09-18 02:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] discogravy.livejournal.com
smited? maybe

Date: 2006-09-18 03:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eofs.livejournal.com
I could support smit. Or smot, but smit is a more pleasing word I think.

Date: 2006-09-18 04:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] threeparts.livejournal.com
I don't know if you've posted (or even seen) this, but I thought this (http://rahball.furtopia.org/orly-owl/) was pretty damn awesome.

Date: 2006-09-18 01:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] particle-person.livejournal.com
Lady Antonia Fraser was on NPR Morning Edition today to hawk her new book tell us something about Marie Antoinette's life. A novelist, Sena Jeter Naslund Offer, was also on. Have you heard of Offer?

The Misunderstood Marie Antoinette? (http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=6095949)

Date: 2006-09-18 02:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
That's a typo--Offer's just a verb that accidentally got capitalized. As for Sena Jeter Naslund, I've actually met her. She wrote Ahab's Wife--I think she may have gone to the same college I did, so when she was featured at Writing Today, and Em and I were the new creative writing professor's pets, he introduced us especially to her. : )

Date: 2006-09-18 03:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] particle-person.livejournal.com
Re "Offer": Hee.

and I were the new creative writing professor's pets, he introduced us especially to her

That's how a met Benoit Mandelbrot (http://www.isepp.org/Pages/02-03%20Pages/Mandelbrot.html), who all but invented fractals. My math teacher knew him (she was a total fangirl, it was very funny) and she took me and another student out to Yale to meet him and see a lecture. Fun times.

Date: 2006-09-18 03:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] particle-person.livejournal.com
Wow, "hawk" instead of "hock" and "Offer" in the same email. Proof that I shouldn't post before getting caffeine.

Date: 2006-09-18 03:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
Actually, "hawk" is perfectly correct in that context, and I believe is the word from which "hock" is derived.

http://education.yahoo.com/reference/dictionary/entry/hawk_2

Date: 2006-09-18 03:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] particle-person.livejournal.com
My dictionary says 'hock' in the sense of pawning (which I thought was where the "aggressively selling things" definition came from, but apparently not) is from Dutch 'hok' meaning "debt." 'Hawk' in the way I used it is a back-formation from 'hawker,' a seller of goods, which in turn is from either Dutch or Low German (it says).

Date: 2006-09-18 03:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greyduck.livejournal.com
Appropos of diddly: "Jump They Say." Excellent. There are a few good bits on that album... "Pallas Athena" and "Lucy Can't Dance" come to mind.

But then, I liked the first Tin Machine album, too, so maybe I'm just a weirdo. *wry grin*

Date: 2006-09-18 06:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
I need to get hold of the rest of it; I actually like his newer stuff better than most of his older "classic" work.

Date: 2006-09-18 09:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] particle-person.livejournal.com
The new version of iTunes, iTunes 7, apparently is very buggy on the Windows side. If you're a Windows user and you haven't yet upgraded, don't do it. Apple will release a bug fix soon. Here's how to revert to iTunes 6.
Download the iTunes 6 installer (http://www.filehippo.com/download_itunes/?1249). Uninstall iTunes 7 completely by Add or Delete Programs in the Control Panel. Then, open Previous iTunes Libraries in your iTunes music folder. Copy the .itl file, go back to your iTunes music folder and paste the .itl file you just copied. Delete the other .itl file that is present there, and the .xml document as well. Then rename the .itl file you copied to “iTunes Library.” Open iTunes 6. [via David Pogue's blog in the NYTimes.]

Hope that helps someone.
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