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I don't know if this is real or not; I simply present it for your perusal. Gawker's so casual about announcing it that I want to believe it's a joke of some kind, but I can't figure out how they could have managed to mock something like that up. Also, regardless of whether it's a joke or not, the baby's expression is giving me the heebs. That baby is going to eat my soul.
(They must have had the best photoshoppers in the world to go from that to this. But the massive touching-up would explain why it's taken this long for photos to surface.)
(Also, if it's real, it renders this Who's the Father? graphic moot.)
ETA: Someone in the Gawker comments is clarifying that it's not real. Which, you know, thank God, because I'm pretty sure that baby was going to destroy the world with fire and ice. ETA2: They've since gone and put an obvious disclaimer on the entry. Which is good, because in order for people to catch on that it was a parody, there'd have to be an actual joke, for starters. Anyway, we can all go back to scrutinizing pictures of Chris Klein now.
Meanwhile, Japan's Princess Kiko (finally) gives birth to boy. A real one. Maybe it's just because I read so many biographies of royal women under the gun to produce male heirs, but my primary reaction to this is "Thank God, that poor woman."

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Date: 2006-09-06 04:54 pm (UTC)why does it remind me of silent hill so much?
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Date: 2006-09-06 04:54 pm (UTC)On a serious note, does anyone know - if that is a real photo, does that indicate an affliction of some kind?
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Date: 2006-09-06 05:00 pm (UTC)Also, re Japanese princess: Man, can you feel the relief?
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Date: 2006-09-06 04:57 pm (UTC)i look severly retarded when people take a picture of me mid-blink.
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Date: 2006-09-06 05:18 pm (UTC)How's that for a more convincing "Who's the father?" graphic?
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Date: 2006-09-06 05:54 pm (UTC)Jeeeez. Poor Kiko.
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Date: 2006-09-06 06:16 pm (UTC)B) Japanese male-only succession is messed up.
C) Princess Kiko???? It's like 'Fergie', only more messed up. Kinda like anime.
D) Anime royalty is messed up.
In conclusion: royally messed up.
Yarha, That's About the Size of It, Bunky
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Date: 2006-09-07 02:04 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2006-09-06 06:18 pm (UTC)You know, that and the fact that she'll now be treated like a goddess for bringing a male child in to the world. Which still makes me laugh since the dynasties in Japan were supposedly given their power by a woman, but I won't get in to all that... lol
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Date: 2006-09-06 08:04 pm (UTC)I wish I could remember who your co-hosts were.
And I think people were walking away with set pieces by the end.
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Date: 2006-09-06 10:01 pm (UTC)My dearly departed Japanese MIL's (also dearly departed) poodle-mix was named Kiko-chan. Not earth-shattering news or anything, but I had forgotten about that until reading about the princess.
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Date: 2006-09-06 10:53 pm (UTC)p.s.
i definitely thinks its Chris Klein's or whatever that dude's name is. so did my sister, and the dude at the coffee shop.
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