Baby boom

Sep. 6th, 2006 11:49 am
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I don't know if this is real or not; I simply present it for your perusal. Gawker's so casual about announcing it that I want to believe it's a joke of some kind, but I can't figure out how they could have managed to mock something like that up. Also, regardless of whether it's a joke or not, the baby's expression is giving me the heebs. That baby is going to eat my soul.

(They must have had the best photoshoppers in the world to go from that to this. But the massive touching-up would explain why it's taken this long for photos to surface.)

(Also, if it's real, it renders this Who's the Father? graphic moot.)

ETA: Someone in the Gawker comments is clarifying that it's not real. Which, you know, thank God, because I'm pretty sure that baby was going to destroy the world with fire and ice. ETA2: They've since gone and put an obvious disclaimer on the entry. Which is good, because in order for people to catch on that it was a parody, there'd have to be an actual joke, for starters. Anyway, we can all go back to scrutinizing pictures of Chris Klein now.

Meanwhile, Japan's Princess Kiko (finally) gives birth to boy. A real one. Maybe it's just because I read so many biographies of royal women under the gun to produce male heirs, but my primary reaction to this is "Thank God, that poor woman."



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Date: 2006-09-06 04:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eyemage.livejournal.com
very creepy photos...
why does it remind me of silent hill so much?

Date: 2006-09-06 04:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] koritsimou.livejournal.com
Alienbabyomgwtf?!?!?!!

On a serious note, does anyone know - if that is a real photo, does that indicate an affliction of some kind?

Date: 2006-09-06 05:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] koritsimou.livejournal.com
ETA: Not real. Still, dude.

Also, re Japanese princess: Man, can you feel the relief?

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Date: 2006-09-06 04:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stepliana.livejournal.com
am i the only one who thinks she's just in the middle of a blink?

i look severly retarded when people take a picture of me mid-blink.

Date: 2006-09-06 05:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kdorian.livejournal.com
That first pic makes me think that the reason they waited so long before allowing photos to be taken is to have the horns removed... *shudder*

Date: 2006-09-06 05:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cheapblackpens.livejournal.com
I am going to have nightmares about this child. For surious.

Date: 2006-09-06 05:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daemonnoire.livejournal.com
If it helps, the shape of the eyes in the Gawker picture are completely different from any of the other pictures. And it's really not that hard to photoshop facial features, especially if you start with the original feature and play around with the ditort functions.

Date: 2006-09-06 05:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cygnus.livejournal.com
Um... I am honestly confused. Is there a picture that was up earlier that isn't now? What exactly is wrong with the kid? One of the Gawker comments said something about a "demonsquint"... I don't see anything of the sort.

Date: 2006-09-06 05:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thyroyalmajesty.livejournal.com
Image (http://photobucket.com)


How's that for a more convincing "Who's the father?" graphic?

Date: 2006-09-06 06:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] modpixie.livejournal.com
so we're saying suri's daddy is scott thompson?

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Gawker Page Updated

Date: 2006-09-06 05:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pugfantus.livejournal.com
A Special Note to Our Readers (and the Vanity Fair PR Department): This is a parody. A parody. The Asian baby photoshopped into this image is not meant to represent the Asian baby shown in the actual image. The baby in this photo is not Tom Cruise's daughter. As far as we know; the dude gets around. Thank you for your wisdom and understanding.

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Date: 2006-09-06 05:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stepliana.livejournal.com
the unphotoshopped picture (http://cache.gawker.com/assets/resources/2006/09/suri3.jpg)

Date: 2006-09-06 05:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coyotegoth.livejournal.com
That's the creepiest baby picture I've seen since Diane Arbus's photo of the infant Anderson Cooper.

Date: 2006-09-06 05:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_ravengirl/
I can't see a picture. Are you supposed to click somewhere to have the Suri picture show up or is my internets just being crappy?

Date: 2006-09-06 05:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wmetoile.livejournal.com
I've been snorting all morning at the Princess Kiko announcements, because they all say something like "finally." It makes it sound like she's been pregnant for sixty-seven months or something.

Date: 2006-09-06 05:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] particle-person.livejournal.com
Poor Kiko. Concubines?

Date: 2006-09-06 05:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laughingacademy.livejournal.com
According to the NY Times, “Prince Tomohito of Mikasa, 60, a cousin of the current emperor, argued for the revival of the concubine system, which in the past had made plenty of child-bearing women available to the emperor.”

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Date: 2006-09-06 05:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chrryblssmninja.livejournal.com
I feel glad for Kiko and the new baby and sad and angry for Masako - they treated her so bad... Guess it's not easy being a princess.

Date: 2006-09-06 06:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] majormeg7.livejournal.com
In regards to Princess Masako, though, I liked how her husband pretty much said to all of her critics "fuck off for a while, would you" when she was seriously depressed.

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Date: 2006-09-06 05:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allichaton.livejournal.com
"Others proposed bringing back the tradition of imperial concubines to breed potential emperors."

Jeeeez. Poor Kiko.

Date: 2006-09-06 06:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yarha.livejournal.com
A) Royalty is a messed up institution in the modern age. Perhaps in any age.
B) Japanese male-only succession is messed up.
C) Princess Kiko???? It's like 'Fergie', only more messed up. Kinda like anime.
D) Anime royalty is messed up.

In conclusion: royally messed up.

Yarha, That's About the Size of It, Bunky

Date: 2006-09-07 02:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] la-sonnambula.livejournal.com
Kiko (紀子) is the princess' first name, it isn't a nickname like Fergie.

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Date: 2006-09-06 06:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kpachayagolobka.livejournal.com
I'm just happy for Kiko, it's been a really rough life for her (even being a princess and all)-- she's been sick a lot, I think even had a couple of miscarriages, so it's great she's finally got a child at all!

You know, that and the fact that she'll now be treated like a goddess for bringing a male child in to the world. Which still makes me laugh since the dynasties in Japan were supposedly given their power by a woman, but I won't get in to all that... lol

Date: 2006-09-06 07:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] palmetto.livejournal.com
You're thinking of Masako, not Kiko.

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Date: 2006-09-06 06:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] k-joy.livejournal.com
in the first link the article actually states that it is a parody...don't know whether that was there when you put up the link, though.

Date: 2006-09-06 07:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
At the time, it wasn't, no. I think the problem is that there's no actual joke, or if a joke was attempted, it wasn't really funny ("Hey! Here's what a REALLY Asian baby would look like!"), so a lot of people assumed they were really breaking some kind of exclusive.

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Date: 2006-09-06 07:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] edda.livejournal.com
I don't care if if WAS a fake, it STILL ate my soul.

Date: 2006-09-06 07:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] madamechong.livejournal.com
I know it's all "backdrifts of being famous ++Scientology therefore fair game blah blah blah" with the Cruise family but it still seems terribly cruel to do something like that.

Date: 2006-09-06 08:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cosmob.livejournal.com
This is absolutely random, Cleo, but I think you'll be amused or something. Last night, I dreamt, in part, that you were co-hosting some big awards show (the Emmy awards, maybe?). I don't remember much of it, but there was something with the celebrities kind of losing their ever-livin' minds, but you kept things cool.

I wish I could remember who your co-hosts were.

And I think people were walking away with set pieces by the end.

Date: 2006-09-06 09:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
Hee! What did I look like, Galadriel or a purple cartoon?

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Date: 2006-09-06 08:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stavia.livejournal.com
I don't see a picture on that Gawker post either. Anyone got another link? If a baby's going to be eating souls, I'd like to know why.

Date: 2006-09-06 08:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pescivendolo.livejournal.com
Yeah, I'm having the same problem with the confusion.

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Date: 2006-09-06 10:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sexion8.livejournal.com
TOTAL Damien baby, but good hoax nonetheless.

My dearly departed Japanese MIL's (also dearly departed) poodle-mix was named Kiko-chan. Not earth-shattering news or anything, but I had forgotten about that until reading about the princess.

Date: 2006-09-06 10:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rebel-waltz.livejournal.com
seeing as it is fake, i have only one question: WHY?

p.s.
i definitely thinks its Chris Klein's or whatever that dude's name is. so did my sister, and the dude at the coffee shop.

Date: 2006-09-07 02:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] melayka.livejournal.com
Bah on Babydaddy speculation. Those downturned eyes are completely Katie's. (http://entimg.msn.com/i/150/News/June05/KatieHolmes_TomCruise_150x200-c.JPG) (Actually, this picture (http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00189/Katie_Holmes__Tom_C_189813m.jpg) displays it way better, but the first one is just too perfect.)
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