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Currently winning in the poll: Snakes on Billy Zane with 115 votes, and TICKY BOX! with 339.

Awww! Pirate talk for the wee sprats!
I'm a pirate! That I be!
I sail me ship upon the sea!
I stay up late - till half past three!
And that's a peg below me knee!
Seriously, that is unspeakably cute.

Speaking of baby pirates, the youngest recorded pirate. And here's one who, I think, must be the oldest recorded pirate (check his age at death).

Pictures from the London POTC2 premiere. Apparently, half the cast of Lost (are they doing press in London? P.S. If you've seen both seasons of the show, don't spoil anything in the comments. Yes, I was surprised that [You Know Who] showed up as well, but then I remembered that the Unfortunate Event hasn't happened overseas yet), the elder two Pevensie kids, Freddie Highmore, "Naomie Watson" (poor Naomie Harris), and... Salman Rushdie? are all in attendance. Also, Johnny Depp brings a darling tattoo and Keira brings her thinness. If she were sporting an extra 15 pounds, that dress would be hawt. As it is, some of the pictures taken from the side frighten me.

P.S. Wise up, Orlando! Kate's in love with Superman! KEIRLANDO 4EVAH.

(The Adventures of Keira Knightley's Jaw.)

Meanwhile, I'm doing laundry because we're having another one of our patented Small Family Dinners tonight with my grandmother, aunt, uncle, and cousin. I don't even know if Mom knows what she's doing foodwise. Except that there is a large pan of brownies, I know that. She and my aunt, meanwhile, have just left to go watch my stepfather play the rope drum (a lifelong dream of his) at the American Village. I'm going to try to sneak in some writing--got nothing done last night, which might be for the best: a rest--but I have to wash my hair (a large and curly undertaking) first.


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Date: 2006-07-04 04:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anne-jumps.livejournal.com
*uses Anne Bonny icon*

Date: 2006-07-04 09:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] edda.livejournal.com
*loffs icon and yourself for using it muchly*

(Anne Bonny is a.) my favorite pirate; b.) my favorite BPAL scent.)

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Date: 2006-07-04 04:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adoresixtyfour.livejournal.com
Large pans of brownies make everything just a touch better, I find. I just don't bake them often enough. (Yes, I bake brownies--beware my mad baking skillz.)

Happy Independence Day, Cleo!

Date: 2006-07-04 04:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pygmymetal.livejournal.com
She's a skeleton! *gasp* Maybe *SHE* is a pirate now...and Disney isn't telling...

Date: 2006-07-04 07:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quizzicalsphinx.livejournal.com
We must be seeing her by moonlight!

Date: 2006-07-04 04:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chewbeaker.livejournal.com
Hello Cleolinda! Keep meaning to introduce myself and err..forget :p

Came across your journal through [livejournal.com profile] cellardoor28 and think it quite fabby. There was a point to this comment, oh yes, I was at the premiere last night (I stood in Leicester Square with one of my mates and we watched from a giant screen) and saw Johnny and Keira and Orlando first hand :D

Date: 2006-07-04 05:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
EEEEEEEEEE! Fantastic!

(Hi hi!)

Date: 2006-07-04 05:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] particle-person.livejournal.com
Poor Kiera. I think she's usually very sexy, but not so much at the premier. I hope she gains a little weight too.

Date: 2006-07-04 05:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
See, and I love her. It's killing me that the *look* itself--the dress, the makeup, the hair--is so good, but the body it's on looks so emaciated.

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Date: 2006-07-04 05:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greyduck.livejournal.com
Sweet jumping baby Jesus. Didn't that woman at least resemble normal-looking a while back? She's downright scary now.

This, people, is one of the reasons I don't "get the hots" for movie starlets. (Okay, rarely, to be wholly honest.)

Date: 2006-07-04 05:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] musikologie.livejournal.com
::points at icon:: Yes to the normal looking. And the hot. Now she just needs to eat a sandwich or 12.

Date: 2006-07-04 05:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luindilwen.livejournal.com
As of right now, I'm starting a "Feed Keira Knightley" fund. That is just gross.

Date: 2006-07-04 05:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evilbearhunter.livejournal.com
Can we give your pan of brownies to Keira? She really really needs them.

PS: I don't see most of the people you talked about in the linked pictures. Are there pictures, or do you just know they were there? What I'm really asking is, can you help me find more William Moseley pictures?

Date: 2006-07-04 05:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amaelamin.livejournal.com
Try the POTC2 link; the gallery's under "More on this story," in the red box.

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Date: 2006-07-04 05:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quenbolyn.livejournal.com
Is it just me, or does Orlando always look happier in the pictures with Keira than in the pics of him with his girlfriend?

Date: 2006-07-04 05:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
And she than with her own boyfriend. Who totally looks exactly like Orlando (Wickham from P&P!), and at this particular event looks like a hot mess. PEOPLE, IT IS MEANT TO BE.

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Date: 2006-07-04 05:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladykatiewench.livejournal.com
But...but...eww...she has no boobs...none

Image

Date: 2006-07-04 05:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arielchan.livejournal.com
Maybe she is really a very very hot boy. It's not like she has hips, either.

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Date: 2006-07-04 05:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emilytarot.livejournal.com
Holy bones, batman! *ponders* And yet, her arms are oddly not dreadfully skeletal at all, quite healthy. And she's not ribbing. While I usually scoff at the Flockhart Defense, she is truly a very lanky and skinny girl... 5 pounds underweight on her looks like 20.

but SO skinny and lean that she's just not sexy in dresses like that, She's got her no curves! Elegant and lean: much better. I thought that the first time I saw her in Bend it Like Beckham, when she was wearing a shirt very similar to the top o' that dress in the club scene. (About the same weight then, I think, just less Gym-tastic?)

It makes me happy to know Salman Rushdie appreciates pirates. ^^ Or perhaps just scantily clad starlets.

Yea for Brownies and Pirate Facts! ^^

Date: 2006-07-04 05:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amaelamin.livejournal.com
I think she did have ribs showing in one of the photos in the first gallery, actually. Eat something, honey! You used to be so gorgeous!

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Date: 2006-07-04 05:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silverjewel7.livejournal.com
Yes, I was surprised that [You Know Who] showed up as well, but then I remembered that the Unfortunate Event hasn't happened overseas yet)
That statement shouldn't amuse me so much, should it? :)

Date: 2006-07-04 05:46 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] giina.livejournal.com
Keira's dress just makes me sad. She is lovely, but that dress does nothing for her.

Date: 2006-07-04 05:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] songsheet.livejournal.com
I think Anna Popplewell caught the Emma bug...what is WITH the shoes?!

And god, William Moseley...my heart. And I don't even feel BAD about it because he's actually a few months OLDER than me!

And where is this "Feed Keira Knightley" fund? I'll donate half my paycheck a week.

Date: 2006-07-04 06:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] particle-person.livejournal.com
Does anyone know if Prince Caspian has started shooting yet?

Date: 2006-07-04 06:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
I don't think so--generally I get email newsletters from Narniaweb anytime something happens.

Date: 2006-07-04 06:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kittenscurious.livejournal.com
someone needs to feed that girl a sandwhich. good lord....

Date: 2006-07-04 06:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] punzerel.livejournal.com
Holy crap, Keira. I want to feed her! She's always been quite slim, but this is just bone. How scary.

Date: 2006-07-04 06:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riverchild.livejournal.com
Well, you know something can't be quite right when Mischa Barton looks positively healthy next to you.

Date: 2006-07-04 06:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] noblerot.livejournal.com
Yesterday a publicist friend of mine told me that Keira's become so besotted with her Star status that Orlando and Johnny took to avoiding her on the film set. They couldn't stand her, because apparently she's insufferable. And much too skinny.

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Date: 2006-07-04 06:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angelene.livejournal.com
you know about this gallery (http://www.sparklies.org/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=150&page=1) already, don't you? (courtesy by the fabulous txvoodoo (http://txvoodoo.livejournal.com/), not mine)

Date: 2006-07-04 07:26 pm (UTC)

Date: 2006-07-04 07:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] havocs-roman.livejournal.com
Considering she's so small-breasted, I commend Keira for wearing such a plunging neckline, and showing she's not self-conscious about her breast size. It's more than I can say about my hips.

Her guts, however, don't change the fact that the overall look is terrible. She can't have looked in the mirror thinking "I look good!". There must have been nicer(-fitting) dresses for her fashion statement...

And these pics somehow make me doubt her recent statement (I forget the magazine) that she eats/drinks a lot and never exercises. Unless she shags twice as much as she eats. I can see her *ribs*. Lanky she may be, but I found her much healthier-looking at the Oscars...

... and yes, it kills me that everything other than her width looks nice.

Date: 2006-07-04 07:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crumpeteer.livejournal.com
I will say that dress does nothing for the cadaverous look. The fact that it gives her absolutely no cleavage leaves her looking fairly masculine from the neck down in several of those pictures. When all is said and done, I far prefer Anna Popplewell's healtier looking curves.

Date: 2006-07-04 07:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quizzicalsphinx.livejournal.com
I'm tempted to take that girl home and make her some Cajun food. She's already such a petite woman that even a loss of five pounds stands out on her. Right now, she's lost far more than that and it looks dreadful.

Date: 2006-07-04 07:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bibliotech.livejournal.com
It's really not fair that looking at pictures of Extremely Thin Women make me crave a sandwich, just to make sure that I'm never caught with all my ribs showing.

Date: 2006-07-04 07:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
Particularly when, like, that's never going to be my problem anyway. Sigh.

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Date: 2006-07-04 07:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zolora.livejournal.com
I think the weight loss scares me because it seems to have been so rapid. She looked perfectly healthy and normal just a little while ago.

I'm intrigued by the theory offered over at Go Fug Yourself (http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/2006/07/fugrates_of_the.html#more). It's all Orli's fault!

Date: 2006-07-04 10:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silk-noir.livejournal.com
Shoot, I could use just apeck on the cheek, then.
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