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[cleolinda]

A few quick things before my internet goes out again:

A brief history of Fandom Wank:

Arthur the single-cell swam around and sucked up plankton. Then he split in two. The end.

Early reviews were favourable. “Omigod, that was awsum! Rite mor soon!” Besides sucking at plankton, eukaryotiks also sucked at grammar and spelling, and as far as I know, singled-celled organisms still do.

Bonus points for prediction of the Potterdammerung.

From megmatthews20: Times not to quote Pirates of the Caribbean ("When the police have just arrested you and are about to take you into custody and you say 'parlay'").

[Poll #761519]

Comments

[aurora-borialis.livejournal.com]

TICKY BOX!

[tabbyclaw.livejournal.com]

Recently, I completely inadvertently told someone that "the entire internet has snakes on the brain." And then i had to hit myself with a board.

[musikologie.livejournal.com]

I had (sadly) thought of half of those myself at previous times, but Snakes on a Dane?! Brill, just brill.

("To be, or not to -- hey, what's this motherfuckin' snake doing in my soliloquy?")

I've started to see commercials for the movie on TV, and I'm waiting for the time when I don't bust out laughing when it starts. It hasn't happened yet.

Snakes on a Dane

[inkytwist.livejournal.com]

You just imploded my brain. And I want more.

[telesilla.livejournal.com]

Snakes on Romaine -- Samuel L Jackson plays a former cop turned restaurant critic.

[edda.livejournal.com]

You win the entire time/space continuum.

[lyricalnights.livejournal.com]

Snakes on Cocaine: a SoaP/Blow crossover smash!

[fox-gloves.livejournal.com]

I think the sequel to Snakes on a Plane should be called "Samuel L Jackson has THE BRAIN WORMS!" and thus there will be much weeping

[arayuldaiel.livejournal.com]

I don't care what anyone else says, Snakes on Mark Twain would be the best movie, ever, in the history of ever.

[suitcasegnome.livejournal.com]

I keep picturing it as a documentary where snakes give their thoughts regarding Mark Twain. ;p

[inkytwist.livejournal.com]

See, "Snakes on Spokane" doesn't quite work for me, as I am from Or-y-gun and Spokane is pronounced "Spoke anne" 'round here. But seriously, TICKY BOX!

[wingedvictory.livejournal.com]

Man, I'm glad you said it. I was sitting here thinking, "Damn, do I say anything? I mean, I went to college there and I KNOW that's not how you pronounce it, but is it bitchy to say something....?" In conclusion: you win.

[spike22fowl.livejournal.com]

Am I the only one who keeps being all rejected by the PotC link? I feel a little hurt. ;_;

Dude. Ticky box, ALL THE WAY!

[redmapletree.livejournal.com]

I had to go with "Snakes on a Dane," because then in my mind it turned into an Snakes on a Plane/Hamlet crossover.

Shakespeare/Snakes 4evah!!!

[gravities.livejournal.com]

Alas, poor motherfuckin Yorick.

[particle-person.livejournal.com]

Snakes on Lo Lane?

[lots42.livejournal.com]

I want a sequel called 'Flies On The Enterprise'.

[skyblade.livejournal.com]

For those who want Snakes on a Train, (and it seems a lot of people do) it looks like it already exists (http://www.theasylum.cc/cgi-bin/showMovie.cgi?id=120)!

[coconut-zebra.livejournal.com]

Should Samuel L Jackson fail...Chuck Norris on a Plane.

[suitcasegnome.livejournal.com]

Vin Diesel or Jack Bauer wouldn't stand a chance in comparison. :P

[oohasparklie.livejournal.com]

LOL @ parlay!

[sexion8.livejournal.com]

I chose Snakes on a Dane because I love nothing better than to watch a large dog go batshit of Marmaduke-like proportions and TICKY BOX! because it's summer--people are supposed to shout for no good reason.

Snakes on a Dane

[alpheratz.livejournal.com]

"O, that this too too solid snake would melt,
Thaw and resolve itself into a dew!
Or that Samuel Jackson had not fix'd
His canon 'gainst snake-slaughter!"

Yeah, I'd watch that.

[zrath.livejournal.com]

Do the Superman crossover with "Snakes On Lois Lane"!!

Actually, I think "Scorpions On A Rollercoaster" should be the true sequel.

[mysticowl.livejournal.com]

Billy Zane! These snakes don't flatter you at all, it should be a tux or nothing. I happen to have nothing in my tent.

[redmapletree.livejournal.com]

Win.

[pinkfinity.livejournal.com]

Would Snakes on a Crane be a Batman Begins sequel wherein Bruce Wayne uses snakes as a method of bondage of Dr Jonathan Crane?

Because I know a lot of people who'd pay good money for that.

[mysticowl.livejournal.com]

I'd pay to see Snakes on Bruce Wayne, actually! Particularly if the Bruce Wayne is the Christian Bale variety.

[scornedsaint.livejournal.com]

Snakes on a Train has allusions of old-world romance.

[virtuistic.livejournal.com]

Snakes on a Dark Lord! Book 7, represent!

Parseltongue, beeyotch! Do you speak it?

[bikutoria.livejournal.com]

What about Snakes in Space? Snakes on a Spaceship doesn't have the right ring to it.

[apocalyptically.livejournal.com]

Snakes Singin' in the Rain. Snakes Waiting for Godot in Vain. I am having entirely too much fun.

[quenbolyn.livejournal.com]

Snakes in Lo Mein.

In which Samuel L. Jackson works undercover as a health inspector.