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[cleolinda]

And lo, unto us the Infangelina was born.

I have some more linkspam, but I'm really, really full right now. We had marinated steak kabobs (kebabs?) with purple onion and sweet red peppers. Mmmm.


ETA: How to talk to your child about the Brangelina baby:

Is the Brangelina baby better than me? The only way to answer this is directly and honestly. Tell them: Yes, the Brangelina baby is better than you. But Mommy and Daddy, Grandma and Grandpa all love you very, very much. Less than they love the Brangelina baby, but with as much of their hearts still available.

Can I be friends with the Brangelina baby? No. He/she doesn't care about you. You cannot even look directly at the Brangelina baby. Explain that photos of the Brangelina baby are shot through special lenses, and that prolonged exposure to the Brangelina baby will make your child go blind.

Comments

[chexzies.livejournal.com]

Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt...

...what a name o.O

[sigma7.livejournal.com]

Whew. I was worried that the Lost finale had kilt ye ded for a while. Glad to see things are well and engorging in Cleoville.

And I do have to admit, I was expecting something much more hideous than "Shiloh." But something completely mundane (like "Jane") would've been a pleasant surprise.

[scornedsaint.livejournal.com]

Awesome. It's been Celebrity Baby Day. Anyone know when Rachel Weisz is due to pop?

[amaelamin.livejournal.com]

I must admit, I rather like Shiloh, battle and all, and Nouvel isn't horrible even if the spelling's a bit questionable, but - Jolie-Pitt? Is horrible. Would Pitt-Jolie have been infinitely better or am I just crazy, y'all?

[geartemis.livejournal.com]

"Shiloh"? What? o_o;

[sound-of-bells.livejournal.com]

Eh, I kind of prefer Jolie-Pitt, but as for the rest of the name - or the name as a whole, really... *shudders* Why DO that to a child?

[sophia-helix.livejournal.com]

Oh, so that's why the seas boiled briefly yesterday and the heavens opened up and an unearthly radiance and angelic melody emanated therefrom. I thought someone forgot to punch in the numbers again. *g*

[particle-person.livejournal.com]

Truly I'm humbled. I accept that the Brangelina Baby, -er Shiloh Nouvel, is better than me but hopefully I can one day live up to her.

[agatha-mandrake.livejournal.com]

Shiloh? They named their child after a dog?

[reiko18.livejournal.com]

ha. ignoring the first name, they just called their child "new pretty-pitt."
and masculine form at that.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

A dog *and* a battle. For yea, the Brangelina child is mighty.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Apparently "Nouvel" is also an architect, and Brad's all about the architecture, apparently.

[reiko18.livejournal.com]

i'll give them that, but i'll still think of the kid in terms of beautiful armpits.

[spike22fowl.livejournal.com]

>.>;

Yeah, it is kabob, for the record.

And does anyone else think that Brad Pitt's new hair style looks like a demented squirrel found his head a convenient place to die?

[gracefallson-me.livejournal.com]

YAY!

[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

"Shiloh" also means 'tranquil' and 'place of peace.' Make of that what you will.

[meandstuff.livejournal.com]

Now I'm waiting for Jennifer Anniston to come out with a statement:
"NOW do you see why I didn't want to have kids with this guy?"

[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's not, and never will be, as bad as 'Pilot Inspektor.'

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Or Audio Science, for that matter.

[prncssaurora.livejournal.com]

Well was the steak and co. on a stick or in a pita? 'Cause that will solve your spelling question right there.

[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

*snicker*

While William Parker (and maybe Brooke Shields' girls) can laugh at all the Apples and Moses of the world, the Shilohs and Kingstons can laugh at Audio Science and Pilot Inspektor. Suri Cruise would just be mocked for being a Cruise.

[whiski_sour]

My niece has a pink horse named Shiloh.

She also has a brown horse named Chocolate Horse Mix It.

Chocolate Horse Mix It would have been a way cooler baby name.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

A skewer--which I guess makes it a kabob.

[edda.livejournal.com]

I want to take that article out to dinner, I love it so much.

[prncssaurora.livejournal.com]

It does indeed... sounds delicious!