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[cleolinda]

Breaking news: Tom and Katie splitting on Valentine's Day? For the maximum-publicity win!

ETA: Or are they?

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[cellardoor28.livejournal.com]

And then get back together for the birth of Damian no doubt :p

thanks for valentine!

[bardintraining.livejournal.com]

I cannot tell you how much I love your icon.
Will your icon be my Valentine? ♥

[fieryrogue.livejournal.com]

*chokes and spittles hot tea all over*

This is the greatest drama ever told.

[boundandchained.livejournal.com]

Relationships should be banned in Hollywood. -_-;

[punkiejeannien.livejournal.com]

best Valentine's Day since Al Capone

[cupcakery.livejournal.com]

I so agree.

[pinstripe-bindi.livejournal.com]

Jesus f'ing christ... this is like some insane pressure-cooker of a "relationship". It's like they went through what takes decades for normal people (courtship! engagement! pregnancy! conversion to bizarre cults! break-up!) in less than a year. At this point it actually makes MORE sense for the whole thing to be a publicity stunt.

[reiko18.livejournal.com]

I'm just kind of disappointed. I was waiting for a situation like Katie running out in the middle of the night swearing that Tom's insane. This is all too civil for my expectations.

[scornedsaint.livejournal.com]

Agreed. I was hoping that this bizarre, WTF relationship would have some sort of dramatic ending. Shame on them for ending it the normal way!

[miyabiarashi.livejournal.com]

Happy Valentine's Day to ALL OF US. XD

[auryanne.livejournal.com]

This is the best present ever!

[lottery.livejournal.com]

Dood.

Oh, well. Shameless Scientology plugging couldn't keep their marriage alive forever.

[auryanne.livejournal.com]

It just doesn't get any more perfect than that.

But what about the spawn?

[neveth.livejournal.com]

Man, Katie's getting a sweet deal. Tom's gonna buy her a house, AND set her up for life so she can take care of the spawn? Not bad.

Seems like a good severance package to me.

[outinthestorm.livejournal.com]

Your icon made me snort iced coffee through my nose.

[eyemage.livejournal.com]

i need confirmation!!!

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Well, the second link is the magazine breaking the story.

[phoenixforhire.livejournal.com]

I don't know how reliable this magazine is, but if the story is true, I knew it would happen one time or another. Their relationship was/is purely carnal. "Relationships" like that don't last long.

[edda.livejournal.com]

Their relationship was/is purely carnal.

I think it's purely PR. "Tom's heterosexual YES HE IS" seemed to be the major theme there.

[lotusbiosm.livejournal.com]

Katie must have broken free of the brainwashers.

[zandra-x.livejournal.com]

All those rosaries her family said are paying off!

[phoenixforhire.livejournal.com]

I think you mean "Hail Mary"s and "Our Father"s.

[cupcakery.livejournal.com]

Run, and don't look back Katie. Don't look back.

[bluebythebook.livejournal.com]

This almost seems too good to be true, from the "is it possible for TomKat to get even more fucked up?!" perspective. I'll believe it when I see a press release.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

All's I know is, the second link is the magazine breaking the story.

[anonymisty.livejournal.com]

What, he found out the baby's not only a girl, but human as well?

Poor, poor Tom.

*grin*

[emargaret.livejournal.com]

Best. Valentines. Ever.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Except that now they're denying it. BOOOOO!

[arielchan.livejournal.com]

The only thing that would make this better would be for it to turn out Holmes wasn't actually pregnant, just faking it, as she tried to stage either A) a misacarraige or B) her own death via pregnancy complications.

[zikade.livejournal.com]

Curious how they "know" everything, from not sharing the bedrooms to every plan they have.

I call it fake.

[la-petite-singe.livejournal.com]

*wince* Y'know, true or not, I have a feeling Tom's going to cut somebody over that story. Or, you know, just tell them they're a JERK!

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

They're just GLIB! They don't know the history of his sham relationship! He's done the research! He's read articles! He KNOWS!

[auzrais.livejournal.com]

>For the maximum-publicity win!<
Tee hee, that made me giggle.

Ugh. If it's over, they should just end it. I don't even care anymore, but sheesh... it's like no one knows love anymore. Just whatever gets them the most publicity. Sad really.

[coconut-zebra.livejournal.com]

Tom would pretty much ensure his place in hell by knocking up a fangirl (albeit an equally famous one) and then ditching her. They both annoy me to no end, but that would make him The World's Biggest Arse.

[phoenixforhire.livejournal.com]

Is he not already The World's Biggest Arse? :/

p.s., his cousin, playing the biggest arse on the island of craphole, is in my icon. I wonder if the crazy runs in the family? If it does... Mr. Tom Cruise's cousin probably didn't have to act very much for the role.

[skinheadskippy.livejournal.com]

Please, PLEASE split up. Rob won't wait for you forever, Tom!

;)

[sexion8.livejournal.com]

This just in from the APB: Break up story is BANNED from being published in the UK!

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Whaaaaaat?

(Your icon rocks my universe.)