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[cleolinda]

My throat's starting to hurt again--it's the stupid sinus drainage plus the flip-flop weather, is what it is. I did get a refill of my Wellbutrin today, so I should be on the road to normalizing that now. I'm tired, though. Fine--just tired. So not much from me today.

I can't decide whether to put all entertainment news on dailydigestnews, or just movie news. So the TV/music stuff is here today.

Nyxem Worm Programmed to Erase Files.

Investigator: U.S. 'Outsourced' Torture. I am outraged that hundreds of jobs have been taken away from hard-working American torturers!

WB, UPN to join together and form giant robot new network, CW.

'Lost' Stars Get Massive Salary Increase.

West Poses As Jesus for Rolling Stone. With picture.

Kevin Federline jams to "PopoZao." "What do you get when you mix a giant douchebag, a recording studio, and the worst single ever released by a human being? The funniest fucking thing you'll see today. You haven't lived until you've seen Kevin Federline bobbing his head and tripping out to his own pathetic single. Well maybe you have, but everything up until now has just been practice for this."

Oh, bail-jumping, mother-assaulting, alias-shuffling, writer-defrauding literary agent, you so crazy!

The most awesome text-adventure game ever. With bonus political hilarity!

Comments

[ciara-belle.livejournal.com]

That text game is awesome.

Also, I don't know if you saw this, but there is now a West Coast answer (http://www.narniarapbattle.com/) to the SNL Narnia rap. It's like the most adorable rap feud ever. ^^ (I mention because Stein in the video is a cousin of a good friend of mine)

[lomer.livejournal.com]

well regarding PopoZao... I think Kevin put it best when he said "It's like fire!" Yeah, fire like burning, burning pain. And of course "it's simple." That's right sweetie, simple like you.

Kevin, please, for the love of all that is holy... stop dancing. The hand waving really does you no favors.

[mouseykins1.livejournal.com]

> PET SEAL
It's not that kind of seal.
Genius. Absolute genius.

[raanve]

That K-Fed video is pure gold.

WB, UPN to join together

[dreamingreader.livejournal.com]

ZOMG!!1! What about my America's Next Top Model? What will happen to it now?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_stormthesea/]

Dear Kanye West,
Please, shut up. All these cries of, "Where's my Grammy?" are growing more and more embarassing. I weep for you, and, someday, I hope you will as well.
Love,
Really, Just Everyone
PS: What did David Copperfield do?

[firegatka007.livejournal.com]

8 year old boy shoots 7 year old girl.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11006938/

its not actually as bad as it sounds... but terrible enough.

It is dark at the Watergate Hotel. You are likely to be eaten by Agnew.

[kosher-jenny.livejournal.com]

> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq deteriorates.

Some insurgents arrive.
There is a large number of insurgents here.

> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq deteriorates.

> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq deteriorates.

Some insurgents arrive.
There is a huge number of insurgents here.

> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq deteriorates.

> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq deteriorates.

So funny, and so sad.

I can't believe I haven't seen any lj icons of this yet. Where are the .gifs?

[melayka.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, the Federline thing? I haven't heard it, but James Lipton was on Conan the other night reciting a few lyrics. Song sounded like retarded sexist bullshit (as are most rap songs, yes?) but you haven't heard magic until you've heard "In Portuguese it means bring your ass on the floor and move it real fast" until you've heard it in that deep, dignified Voice of the Actors Studio. *dies*

[jeepchic.livejournal.com]

Wow. I just read that whole faux literary agent-plus some bit. That woman really does have a double dose of The Crazy. I live in NC and didn't hear anything about her fake agency. Maybe I didn't live close enough. I feel so sorry for those who got scammed by her, pros and amateurs alike.

And speaking of scamming, I'm sorry you/your fans have been hit also. I hope that everything gets worked out with that online scammer with very minimal (read: none!) backlash on you.

Also (playing LJ catch-up here), I hope things work out even better for your family's finances in the wake of your mom's job changes. It's good that you all have a plan in place with some cushion room, but I'm sure it must still be a stressful thing to be living through. Money usually seems to cause stress and tension. Which is why my best friend and I joke we should go back to beads and bananas. ;-)

Lastly, I hope you feel better--I just went through the sore throat thing a week or so ago again myself. Probably due to our schizophrenic weather here also.

[whiski_sour]

You haven't lived until you've seen Kevin Federline bobbing his head and tripping out to his own pathetic single.

No, you haven't lived until you've seen a two-year old in a princess dress dance the way only two-year olds can to that song.

Actually, they probably look a lot alike.

[gryffindorkz.livejournal.com]

Aw, speaking of the UPN and WB merge; why did you stop watching Veronica Mars? I loved your recaps of it and it got so much better after TGND, I think that was the last one you recapped. :)

[skyblade.livejournal.com]

Oddly enough, we don't have an offiical WB affiliate in Rhode Island--we have a UPN that rebroadcasts WB programming secondhand. So I guess, once again, Rhode Island is the cultural leader for the free world.

[drpeprfan.livejournal.com]

The WB would actually want its shows aired with the ones from UPN? I thought that was where shows went to die.

Holy cow, they've made flourescent pigs!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/4605202.stm

[r-a-black.livejournal.com]

How many times did he say "Like fire"? I was scared the first time, and that studio should be burned, along with any copies of that single.

Kanye is just asking for it...

[bacardibreezer7.livejournal.com]

Kevin Federline's entire existence would be sad if it wasn't so funny.

[kittysenpai.livejournal.com]

Okay, I know this is TOTALLY off topic, but I got your book the other day, Cleo and I am LOVING it. So worth the extra few bucks I payed for shipping and such! It is absolutely brilliant!

Also, I want to thank you for bringing that lovely lovely clip of Kevin Federline into my life this morning. Now I can go through my whole day giggling. What is WRONG with him?

[foresthouse.livejournal.com]

510,000 computers infected? That's a lot of people interested in porn, eh? Heh.

[sweetdaddydavid.livejournal.com]

I guess I'm pretty much the only person in America who can't stand Kanye. 50 Cent said that the only reason KW is popular is because white people wanted a non-threatening black man to adore, and it's him. I'm starting to think he was right.

[yarha.livejournal.com]

'Lost' Stars Get Massive Salary Increase.

So maybe they'll stop driving while intoxicated and take a damned limo, fer the love of jeez.

Yarha, Drunk While Lost

[snapdragon76.livejournal.com]

Watch the new CW channel not be available to me once it debuts. It's a conspiracy to deprive me of my 'Veronoica Mars' fix, I just know it.

[punkiejeannien.livejournal.com]

oh, man, wellbutrin's a bitch and a half sometimes-- my dad was on it for a while, they wanted to put me on but I'd seen how much trouble he'd had with it. Good luck with that!

[maverickgirl.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Howard Stern was having an "Everyone hates me because I am the Radical Howard Stern" hour moment last night because he apparently took the same picture for the cover and is having a shit fit because they won't use it.

Personally, I think Howard Stern looks like my uncle, soo... *shudder*.