Just checking in
Oct. 4th, 2005 03:06 pmGood Lord, where has the day gone? Also, Mom taped over Lost. Looks like I'm going to be making up passive-aggressive homoerotic dialogue, you guys.
Oy:
A HISTORY OF VIOLENCERalph Fiennes on Voldemort and his costar: "Dan's very good," he said, "working with him was wonderful. Poor guy, he had to be so patient. I had to do all this waffling and talking about how I'm the Master of the Universe and how I'm evil and I'm going to kill him and he has to stand there all tied up, writhing around and groaning with pain while I'm monologuing towards him. The Evil-Genius monologue bit - no film is complete without it! I just love playing evil characters!"
This one was so strange, we had to run it near the top. Faithful reader Hector Lima pointed out this tidbit over at Contact Music, so strange we can only quote it: "Eccentric film-maker David Cronenberg shocked his cast and crew on the set of new movie 'A History Of Violence,' by publicly performing sex scenes with his wife. The director hoped his explicit displays of affection with his wife would help stars Viggo Mortensen and Maria Bello, who play man and wife in the film, feel more comfortable during their sex scenes together. But, instead, the Cronenbergs just left everyone on the set stunned ... Mortensen says, 'There's a couple of fairly racy sex scenes in the movie ... between Maria Bello and myself. David, trying to be helpful, as usual, thought it might be a good idea to call up his wife and have her come down to the set. The crew and Maria and I just sat and watched while he and his wife got into something comfortable -- nothing -- and they started to say, 'We want you to (do this).' Maria and I were both going, 'OK, we get it.' This is a testament to their relationship, they kept going and they kept going and then we broke for lunch and some time in the evening Maria and I got to have a crack at it. Instead of putting us at ease, we actually were kind of freaked out... Maybe some things ought to stay private.'"
SUPERMAN RETURNS
The official site has launched, without much going on as of yet, but at least the latest video blog shows one Jimmy Olsen handing the figurative torch (or bowtie, in this case) to another.
In possibly related news, proving once again that truth will remain in the lead over fiction in the "strangeness" race with a lead so unsumountable as to be embarrassing, former proposed Superman actor Nicolas Cage and his wife Alice Kim welcomes a baby boy into the world, who they promptly named Kal-El Coppola Cage. No, really. Babies born around the same time are already signing up for a lottery to be the first to kick the Cage baby's butt.
(Monologuing. Is that anything like voguing?)
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Also: Have you thought of something to write for NaNoWriMo?
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Date: 2005-10-04 08:10 pm (UTC)And I have absolutely nothing against made-up passive-aggressive homoerotic dialogue. In fact, I am completely for it. And Evil Genius monologuing. And voguing.
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Date: 2005-10-04 08:26 pm (UTC)But HELLO, BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN PREVIEW. I nearly wet myself with excitement.
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Date: 2005-10-04 09:25 pm (UTC)and for some reason the audience I was viewing with couldn't take the trailer for Brokeback Mountain. Jackholes.
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Date: 2005-10-04 08:35 pm (UTC)A PVR is a necessity, though it'd be better to BYO (http://byopvr.com/).
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Date: 2005-10-04 08:48 pm (UTC)Really? Hmmm, maybe your mom should tape over Lost more often. ;-)
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Date: 2005-10-04 09:08 pm (UTC)B. I love Ralph Fiennes in every way imaginable. He's hot and smart and talented and amusing and just absolutely wonderful.
C. Nick Cage used to be one of my favorite off beat actors. Now he's just bizarre. I wish he'd do more off beat roles so I could love him again, because I really, really did LOVE him. In leaving Las Vegas he was awesome. Raising Arizona? Funniest/weirdest flick that I loved during my misspent youth. And I'll even give him props for playing Charlie Kaufman. But all these cheesy action flicks MUST. STOP. NOW. And we won't even get into the almost kidnapping of his child bride and nearly instantaneous pregnancy/marriage. Dude's just weird. But it worked for him when used it in off beat films. Now? Not so much.
D. I think monologuing is something like.... villing? Which is awesome.
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Date: 2005-10-04 09:13 pm (UTC)This is taking procrastination to a whole new level.
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Date: 2005-10-04 09:22 pm (UTC)Don't you hate it when that happens?
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Date: 2005-10-04 09:54 pm (UTC)Noooooooo, ahhhh! Oh, well. She's under the weather and hence can be excused (Ed: Somehow I originally typed the first syllable of 'excused' as 'executed')
Also: Have you thought of something to write for NaNoWriMo?
I have two project final reports to do between now and the end of December. I'm gonna skip it. :p "But they're non-fiction!" you might say. Well..uh..you see..nevermind.
Yarha, Non-non-fiction
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Date: 2005-10-04 10:29 pm (UTC)They may just do it like with the HP book. People who preordered before the price changed got a refund in the form of credit toward their next order.
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Date: 2005-10-04 11:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-04 11:40 pm (UTC)Also, if you feel like pimping something,
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Date: 2005-10-05 12:37 am (UTC)And Ralph? So cool. He rocks the Evil-Genius.
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Date: 2005-10-05 12:43 am (UTC)Re: NaNoWriMo Virgin
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Date: 2005-10-05 02:05 am (UTC)Teacher Banned After Ripping Out Boy's Insulin Pump
School Officials: Teacher Thought Pump Was Cell Phone
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Date: 2005-10-05 02:11 am (UTC)But, I have signed up for Nanowrimo in the hope that this will coax my muse back from whatever
God-forsaken, monster-infected, plane crash-ridden hell holedistant island it has run away to.no subject
Date: 2005-10-05 02:43 am (UTC)its what villans do to waste time after they catch the good guy and end up giving the good guy time to plan an escape... monologuing usually leads to the bad guy's defeat
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Date: 2005-10-05 01:39 pm (UTC)...Ralph Fiennes is hawt.
*goes back to bugging mom to pre order the book for her*
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Date: 2005-10-05 03:15 pm (UTC)http://www.vh1.com/movies/news/articles/1510896/10042005/story.jhtml?_requestid=79885
All I can see is, WHAT THE HELL?