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[cleolinda]

Nrrrrrg... slept all day... slightly feverish... must... recap... Empire. They had an orgy, for chrissakes. It's the least I can do.

P.S. Ew, Jude. You let one of the kids find you with the nanny, and then you blamed it on Sienna Miller. I am totally off you now.

ETA: OH, JUDE.

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[anavidfan.livejournal.com]

Ugh!! The creep! (*coughluckynannythoughcough*)

[allthelivesofme.livejournal.com]

Ughhhhh, really?? I'd heard something about him going after the nanny, which squicked me out enough, but one of the *kids* finding him??

Bleh. Cheaters tick me off anyhow, this is apparently cheating with an extra side helping of stupid.

[edda.livejournal.com]

Cheaters tick me off anyhow

You know, I feel the same way. I keep trying to tell myself when I have this knee-jerk reaction that maybe there's more to it than I think and I don't know what goes on behind closed doors and who can say what I would do in the same situation and still there's a part of me that refuses to budge AT ALL on this. So I'm with you there.

Plus, it's Jude Law and for God's sake, we loved him for not being an asshole, and now he's an assole JUDE HOW COULD YOU!?

*sigh*

[ambiguousreason.livejournal.com]

An orgy? I clearly need to watch TV more often.

[scornedsaint.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Jude's off the Good List right now.

Although, you know, I was reading "Sex With Kings" and some monarch's mistress (Louis XIV? Maybe?) hired a butt-ugly, overly religous widow to be nanny to all the royal bastards, and Monarch Whose Name I Can't Remember And I'm Too Lazy To Get the Book totally ended up falling for the nanny and had an affair with her. And nobody blinked an eye, cause in the 18th century, these things were expected. Now, it's like they need to send out the national guard to calm us.

[punzerel.livejournal.com]

I always feel like the only person who doesn't really find Jude Law attractive. Let's say I had no problem accepting him as a jerk in Closer.

[ishara.livejournal.com]

Hiya, this is pretty much totally unrelated to your post but, I was just wondering if you remember which paperdoll / avatar site thingy you made this (http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/28819544/1427760) with?

I've been trying to find it - or even just something similarly cool and am having no luck whatsoever.

[tabbyclaw.livejournal.com]

That one's a Yahoo avatar.

[katrionaa.livejournal.com]

What a schmuck. And how could Sienna be to blame, what, she's not hot enough? *eyerolls*

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Well, the This Is London article reported that he was all like, "Why weren't you therrrrrre for me? You're always involved with your careeeeeer or partying! I told you I needed you to be there for meeeeee!"

Article: "Miss Miller's reaction was that Law can 'go to hell'."

[dives.livejournal.com]

Sorry about the fever :-( I hope you feel better soon.



And was it just me, or was that the Worst Orgy Ever^TM? It just seemed incredibly awkward. Especially the bit with the adders, that wasn't hot at all.

And I found it v.v.amusing that the guy who kept going "I HATE FOREIGNERS" hooked up with the Egyptian prophetess. At least I think it was her...the one who went all Dead Zone on Tyrannus.

[cisforcorrie.livejournal.com]

I don't usually pay heed to star shenanigans that much, but I think if he was man enough to admit he did it in the first place (his official statement), I doubt he would wuss out and blame it on her. Plus, didn't the affair take place on location somewhere?

I'm a little iffy on this one.

[cpip.livejournal.com]

Hrm.

Well, I won't lie, 3-in-bed sex is awfully fun. And if poor Jude Law has never gotten any, well. I'll just be smug over here. :)

[belladonnalin.livejournal.com]

Ha!

I know, right? Rare is the day when I've had more sexual shenanigans than Jude freakin' Law.

I'm feeling a little proud.

Also, I need to use the word 'shenanigans' far more frequently.

[risen-phoenix.livejournal.com]

That is the perfect icon for the ETA link. Jus' sayin'. =D

[ter369.livejournal.com]

I give not a fig for Jude whosits (whose work I've sucessfully avoided), but I feel the urge to comment to the LJ poster who wrote:

He should of just broken up with her ...

Should have, you dodo.

It's my currernt Net pet peeve.

And just when I thought I could post without spellchecking every single comment I make:

[ter369.livejournal.com]

It's my currernt Net pet peeve.

"current"

[particle-person.livejournal.com]

With the nannie? This is why we need a male equivalent of the word slut.

Hope you feel better and/or get to Rivendell in time.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Hee! Thanks. I actually noodled around making icons last night after I got home, and that was one of the scenes I worked on.

[melissizaflirt.livejournal.com]

Okay, Jude is not staying on my lust list anymore. What is he playing at?
He has Sienna Miller (well, not anymore) for God's sake! Oh well.

[mandy0x.livejournal.com]

And Hugh Grant had Elizabeth Hurley when he traded down for a hooker. I'll never understand men's logic.

[kittenkatt.livejournal.com]

This post = All Orgy, All The Time

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Hee!

[emilytarot.livejournal.com]

Mrrr. Oh, my... everyone involved in this just seems so sordid.... One article I read made the point that's stuck with me since that Sienna Miller hooked up with Law long before the end of his and Sadie Frost's relationship.

Oh, ladies, ladies, why Do You Think They will Be Different for you, That Somehow, You will break the streak? *shakes head sadly* So While I feel for her, I can't... completely sympathize? I can a bit. But... A Rotter's a rotter a rotter, as much as he was in the media's good graces at the time.

Not a defense of Law, of course, for he is the black and white schmuck here while everyone else floats about in Grayville, methinks.

[fallohidepride.livejournal.com]

I know. "But -- but he's changed, he said so." Sigh.

Also, that kid's gonna need some serious therapy.

[theatre-angel.livejournal.com]

And the reason Jude does not inform us of his sex orgies is...why, exactly?

[gobsmackit.livejournal.com]

There's something seriously wrong with me, but I'd still do him. And another woman of his choice, if it came to that.

[iamthemoon.livejournal.com]

Well, here we go then.

Stick art of Professor Snape flaming badfanfics for crappy grammar by son_of_darkness will cheer anybody up.

....I hope... *shifty eyes*

[finding-her.livejournal.com]

hehe! I'd totally be Snape's groupie for that.

[cantinera.livejournal.com]

That was headline news here.

But dude, wife-swapping with Supergrass? My brain hurts.

[dives.livejournal.com]

But dude, wife-swapping with Supergrass?

That was where my own brain, in fact, melted down. Right into a small puddle.


...Danny Goffey?? Danny Goffey??? Though I have no idea what he is like, nonetheless he doesn't seem like the type to me.

[mokeyhokey.livejournal.com]

That poor child. As if your parents splitting and your dad hooking up with a hot young thing isn't traumatizing enough, s/he then finds him humping the nanny? Jaysus.

I enjoyed this bit from the second article:
"She is a respectable young girl and told him No in no uncertain terms."

Because, you know, respectable girls have no problem fucking their engaged employer, but threesomes are SO IMMORAL!

[finding-her.livejournal.com]

And under that when she says she doesn't want to "share him intimately". Oh no of course not. Cause he NEVER SLEEPS WITH HIS WIFE.

But then again, that was the basis of the cheating, she's off tending to her career, he needs comforting, the nanny was always there for him...*sniff*

[sexion8.livejournal.com]

Ick, he can't even wait until he gets old and bald before turning into a complete skeeve. The dream, she shatters.

[etherealshores.livejournal.com]

P.S. Ew, Jude. You let one of the kids find you with the nanny, and then you blamed it on Sienna Miller. I am totally off you now.

Holy crap, are you SERIOUS?

I'm just starting to become a Sienna fan. She so doesn't deserve this.

[mandy0x.livejournal.com]

I love that this nanny's friend said she was too respectable to partake in a threesome.
She'll cheat with another woman's fiance, but to participate in a threesome with the guy is just immoral.

[lederhosen.livejournal.com]

Mind you, the Sun is sort of like a fanfic version of real life; I'd take anything it says with a very large grain of salt until confirmed elsewhere.

[mysticowl.livejournal.com]

I bought Closer on DVD, but haven't watched it yet. Is he a bad guy in it? Thank goodness. In the immortal words of Helen Fielding: fuckwittage!

I'm not going to pass judgement on cheating, because who am I to judge, but the fact that he's so bad at keeping it in his pants he did the nanny and let his kid catch him is disgusting. And not even having the decency to even attempt to apologize to his fiancee afterwards... yeah ewww.

I officially declare Jude a fucktard!