Me to the rescue! Not al clever as some, but informative....
Crazy French Chick comes to beach. Blah blah you're all gonna die.
We're in a crisis - let's split up! Jack, Kate, Hurley, annoying-science-teacher-guy (who is my vote for the new 'Official Craphole Island Asshole]' now that Sawyer is all sympathetic and sexy and stuff), Locke and CFC are gonna go off into the jungle to get CFC's dynamite and blow open the hatch so they can hide everybody from the crazy invisible people. Everybody else is gonna help launch the raft.
Sawyer tells Jack about running into his dad in a bar in Australia. Jack blubs. Audience blubs.
Charlie is collecting notes from people to put in a bottle for the rafters to take with them. Awww.
Walt gives Vincent to Shannon, "cuz he's a good listener" and she can talk to him about Boone. Audience blubs more. Random flashback that shows how much of a bitch Shannon was/is.
Sun gives Jin a book of hand-written phonetic-Korean English sailing words ath she made for him. Much hugging and blubbing. Audience runs out of tissues.
The Island Scouts wander around the woods some more, hear the big-scary-whatever-it-is, and find out that the Black Rock thet everyone has been referring to all season is a wrecked big pirate-y looking ship. Audience goes "WTF?"
Raft launches (surprisingly). Vincent tries to swim to Walt, but heeds Walt's yells of "Go Back!". Audience drowns in own snuffles.
Next week - Raft picks up something on radar, Sawyer takes his shirt off (yay), things blow up, Turniphead is stolen (shoplifted?).\
Unelightened Aussie
Date: 2005-05-19 01:26 am (UTC)Re: Unelightened Aussie
Date: 2005-05-19 01:37 am (UTC)Since you're an Aussie, I'll ask you: Do they show the Power Rangers on at 5:30 am?
Re: Unelightened Aussie
Date: 2005-05-19 02:26 am (UTC)Re: Unelightened Aussie
Date: 2005-05-19 02:36 am (UTC)Here ya go: http://www.livejournal.com/users/jedilora/100225.html (http://www.livejournal.com/users/jedilora/100225.html)
Re: Unelightened Aussie
Date: 2005-05-19 02:02 am (UTC)Re: Unelightened Aussie
Date: 2005-05-19 02:36 am (UTC)Crazy French Chick comes to beach. Blah blah you're all gonna die.
We're in a crisis - let's split up!
Jack, Kate, Hurley, annoying-science-teacher-guy (who is my vote for the new 'Official Craphole Island Asshole]' now that Sawyer is all sympathetic and sexy and stuff), Locke and CFC are gonna go off into the jungle to get CFC's dynamite and blow open the hatch so they can hide everybody from the crazy invisible people. Everybody else is gonna help launch the raft.
Sawyer tells Jack about running into his dad in a bar in Australia. Jack blubs. Audience blubs.
Charlie is collecting notes from people to put in a bottle for the rafters to take with them. Awww.
Walt gives Vincent to Shannon, "cuz he's a good listener" and she can talk to him about Boone. Audience blubs more. Random flashback that shows how much of a bitch Shannon was/is.
Sun gives Jin a book of hand-written phonetic-Korean English sailing words ath she made for him. Much hugging and blubbing. Audience runs out of tissues.
The Island Scouts wander around the woods some more, hear the big-scary-whatever-it-is, and find out that the Black Rock thet everyone has been referring to all season is a wrecked big pirate-y looking ship. Audience goes "WTF?"
Raft launches (surprisingly). Vincent tries to swim to Walt, but heeds Walt's yells of "Go Back!". Audience drowns in own snuffles.
Next week - Raft picks up something on radar, Sawyer takes his shirt off (yay), things blow up, Turniphead is stolen (shoplifted?).\
The End
Re: Unelightened Aussie
Date: 2005-05-19 07:24 am (UTC)