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[cleolinda]

All right. I feel better. "Better" being a relative term. My blood pressure is slowly inching back down. The problem isn't fixed, but I think it's resolved in a "never again" kind of sense.

(And thanks for all the get-well wishes, as it were. They meant more than you know.)


I want a drink and a bath and a manwhore. Or maybe a Rent-a-Phantom.


P.S. Vladimir loves the Lemony Snicket movie.

Comments

[viverra-libro.livejournal.com]

Just want to say I looove your userpic with this post -- it really makes me think you're contemplating chopping someone's head off. So hey, very glad you're feeling a little more calm and happy. Best of luck on obtaining a manwhore!

[ruination.livejournal.com]

I want a man-whore too. And a drink.

[lezopez.livejournal.com]

Yaaaaay for Cleo feeling better!!!!

Something constructive? I got nothing. Sorry.

Although I did see your comments on FT over at Fandom Wank. Interesting stuff man.

[squee1123.livejournal.com]

random comment: whenever i see Galadriel...i think of you...or heck...whenever Cate is involved at all you spring to mind....end random...

[batwrangler.livejournal.com]

Glad to hear things are getting better. Here's hoping the problem quickly goes away and never darkens your door again.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Sadly, I don't think that's going to happen--I'm related to it.

[batwrangler.livejournal.com]

Family issues are the worst...[sighs]

Well, when you become a best-selling, multi-millionaire author everyone will be nice to you all the time, right?

[maramala.livejournal.com]

They'd better be. *nod* *nod*

[shesnotallthere.livejournal.com]

Could be worse. You could be me...I MARRIED it. I VOLUNTEERED to be in a state of constant frustration.

Oh, don't get me wrong. I love him bunches. It's just that sometimes, I don't know whether to hug him or snap his neck. :o)

[ayn-rand-fan-13.livejournal.com]

And I am suddently thrown back to memories of camp and my friends spontaneously shouting at the division directors "BRING ON THE MANWHORES". Believe me: shouting it really loudly in a gravelly voice always works.
I hope your probably never occurs again, and you maybe it can achieve a "fixed" state. *much fangirl love*

[virgulesmith.livejournal.com]

*Clap* *Clap*
Bring on the manwhores!

Uh oh, they seem to all already have left for your house. Or at least that's what the note says.

Glad you're feeling a bit better.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Ooo. I'll leave a light on.

[anavidfan.livejournal.com]

My vote is for Rent-a-Phantom, and incorporate both the drinking and the bathing with said RaPh. Moo-ha-ha.

[allthelivesofme.livejournal.com]

"I want a drink and a bath and a manwhore."

That *so* sounds like the title of an autobiography to me. ;-) Glad you're feeling better!!

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeee. And thanks. : )

[tselmende.livejournal.com]

Even now, The Phantom is making his way to your house...gee, I hope his Gondola will be able to navigate all the various sewer systems...i *told* him to take the Volvo....

[maramala.livejournal.com]

Well, this is late, but hey, better than never. ;)

Glad to hear you're well, relatively speaking. Hope things get better.

[caffienerain.livejournal.com]

Hey. Um. Cleo. If you get a manwhore, could you totally hook me up? plzkthx.

[particle-person.livejournal.com]

What our customers are saying about Rent-a-Phantom

"I was totally surprised when my Phantom came and he had, like, only half a face! Still, in a very large way, Justin just can't compare."
—Britney Spears

"My Phantom has promised to help me learn to sing! Thank you, Rent-a-Phantom."
—Beyonce

"I want to thank you for the wonderful help you gave this virgin who is learning on her own at age 77!! I rented a Phantom not long ago from your rival Phinal-Phantasy and the documentation was terrible. I got the Phantom home and I didn't know what to do. I returned that Phantom and got a new one from your service and he was so helpful! I went to your website, and found the instructional videos, and PRESTO! We got down to business. Your concern for your customers is heartwarming, and you now have added another to your happy and devoted following ! THANK YOU! Hugs and kisses for all of you!"
—Dr. Ruth

"Acid reflux disease has really messed up my voice. I owe you guys big for that 'Angel of Music' you sent to the concert. He was real good afterward, too."
—Ashlee Simpson

[agentsculder.livejournal.com]

This is just brilliant! Gotta love those customer testimonials. Now, where do I sign up?

[newsong.livejournal.com]

*grin*

[sivib.livejournal.com]

I don't have a manwhore handy, but I could send you my Viggo-clone. He will draw you a bath and rub your neck and feet and sing to you in Elvish while he soothes your troubled brow. Then he'll take his sword and hacknslay your enemies, all the while looking scruffy and delicious.

Interested?
S

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Please send immediately thnx.

[sivib.livejournal.com]

The clone of Viggoly goodness is on his way. Should be there about...now.

*ruggedly handsome and yet sensitive fellow stands at your door, smiling gently and holding a sword in one hand and a loofa in the other*

[zrath.livejournal.com]

Yay for feelin' betta!!

And how can you not <3 the Lemony Snicket movie? It is the bee's knees!

[spectralbovine.livejournal.com]

Glad you're feeling better.

ommmmmm

Your hamster is meditating? Are those bubbles of enlightenment?

[cinnamontwist.livejournal.com]

Because I feel like celebrating something…

[girlfrom10thave.livejournal.com]

*crams a Rent-a-Phantom into a box and mails him to cleolinda*
I went all out and got you the hot 2004 version.

[edda.livejournal.com]

I want a drink and a bath and a manwhore.

*riffles through fandom-harem rolodex*

I'll send Captain Jack over with a towel and a flask of mojitos.

[thespianlizling.livejournal.com]

Firstly, the presence of the "Kajagoogoo" increases my affection for you more than you could possibly know. Also, I'm glad that you're regaining calm. You have fangirls who are sad when you are sad, mad when you are mad, and glad when you are glad. And other things ending in -ad. Furthermore, I was under the impression that Rent-a-Phantom was merely a subset of manwhore?
Someone commented on this above, but I, too, find my concepts of "Cleo" and "Galadriel" to be linked. GaladriCleo wears a pretty frock, prances around seeing the future, and then sits down to write her latest Lost recap. (I'm, like, 86% joking here.) Hey, lady, will that mirror of yours tell us who's gonna get offed on Lost?
Hugs to Miss Cleo!

[vladimirsever.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the linkage, kitty! I'm so glad everyone liked what I had to say, however belatedly :)

*holds your hand always*

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you just wanna keep an eye on my manwhore. I know the score. ; )

[vladimirsever.livejournal.com]

Look, didn't I buy your manhor his sword way back when? I can't claim that I didn't ask for it, can I?

*holds your hand anyway*

[hecatemacbeth.livejournal.com]

Rent-a-Phantom....would be HEAVILY nice.

Or..rent-a-christine.....or the girl who played Gretchen in DD..:)

[adoresixtyfour.livejournal.com]

I hope the folks sending you Rent-a-Phantoms remembered to poke little holes in the boxes so they could breathe...cuz dead Rent-a-Phantoms, much like dead puppies, aren't much fun.

[newsong.livejournal.com]

Adding you, by the way, since I read your journal all the time anyway...

[lyrainverse.livejournal.com]

There was a "Sin City" trailer during the O.C. last night. It looks so freakin' awesome! I thought of you, did you see it?

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

I DID! My sister was watching TV in one room and my mom and I were eating dinner in the kitchen, and I heard the music and ran in and was all like, "IT'S MY MOVIE!," and my poor family was like, "She crazy."

[lyrainverse.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I was with my cousin, who is completely uninterested in comics, graphic novels, movies about comics or graphic novels, or movies that aren't romantic comedies, and she, too, looked at me like I was a little nuts. (Though she's used to it. I tried to get her to read Sandman awhile back, that was the king of all futile efforts.)

[meghatron.livejournal.com]

Rent-a-Phantom. Bwa. :)

This just in

[inuit3877.livejournal.com]

However you feel about Star Wars this is worth a look.

http://www.movie-list.net/exclusive/star-wars-ep3-trailer-hd-640.mov

Enjoy.

Some things I'm looking forward to seeing in Episode III:

Saber duel between Obi-Wan and Anakin *drool, slobber*
Anakin: Why don't you respect me? You never let me
do anything fun. I wanna ride in the troop transport.
Obi-Wan: *swigs from hip flask* I am SO SICK of
your CONSTANT whining!!
Anakin: Oh yeah? Take that! *lightsabers go "snap
hiss" Obi-Wan and Anakin do much impressive wire-fu
goodness and Anakin gets spanked like a skinny kid in
a cage match.*
Anakin: *oozing, bald, and otherwise seriously f---ed up*
Wait I thought I was supposed to be good at this whole
saber-do wire-fu thing?!
Obi-Wan: Please. You couldn't beat an old man in
an empty hallway. *kicks still twitching Anakin bits
into a volcano where Darth Sidious happens to be
chilling and having a martini, just WAITING for a new
apprentice to drop out of the sky*

Seeing Jar-Jar die horribly *WILD CHEERS*
Jar-Jar: Meesa wonder what thisa button do? *click,
KABBOOOM: Jar-Jar chunks all over the screen, the
audience goes nuts!!*

Chewbacca as mid-wife to Luke and Leia *WTF? whatever*

Saber duel between Yoda and, well, frankly anyone
*jibber, drool, applaud, cheer*

The Eskimo

[newsong.livejournal.com]

What about a botwhore - Jude Law in A.I., for instance?

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Oooooooooo, Gigolo Joe.