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[cleolinda]

Nothin' but linkspam:

From last night's HURLEY ON TV OMGWTF moment: Here's what the Korean TV caption reads (spoiler!).

Lost 1:17 recap icons from sapphires13, yay!

Dr. Phil's Valentine's Day massacre over on TWOP: "'Imagine this; you're out there dating,' Phil says again, asking us to resume this journey in Corey's moccasins, 'and you finally meet the right one -- you buy the ring, pop the question, [blah blah] -- but then you're sleeping in a mattress on the basement floor!' Just imagine that! Imagine for a second that this is your life! I am, and I kind of hate myself, and my imaginary life. And I can't imagine how I got there, because I am not an assclown. I have some explaining to do to my imaginary self."

Oh... Viggo, honey, no. I don't care if it is for a movie. That mustache is just wrong.

Oh Jesus, we're in the news again. Also, even though it was then overturned: "A federal judge ruled against the state and found a constitutional 'right to use sexual devices like ... vibrators, dildos, anal beads and artificial vaginas.'" They should put that in the Bill of Rights, y'all.

An on-set Scientology tent. Oh, Tiny Tom, what will you think of next?

This is kind of scary, although it shouldn't really be surprising if you've noticed the evening news over the last few years.

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Hee. Colin looks so cranky. (Originally I chose "screen writer" as my occupation, and I got Marcia Cross as my nemesis. Yeah, NO.)

Comments

[museofswearing.livejournal.com]

The Generic Olsen is much less scary than Marcia Cross, I'll give you that.

And that mustache makes Viggo look like Manuel (http://www.livejournal.com/users/villainny/304621.html).

[edda.livejournal.com]

I am loving the Manuel, yes. He is making the Ron Jeremy man look--how you say?--respectable.

Hah!

[mamapduck.livejournal.com]

I TOLD Husband Man that was Hurley on the TV. I TOLD him!

[smug]

[endril-lei.livejournal.com]

wow, how did I miss that?! Hurley... on television *pokes it*

[joomer.livejournal.com]

I missed that too! Thanks for clueing me in and posting the translation.

[hamadryad.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm in the state that made the national news for trying to make low-riding trousers illegal (http://www.cnn.com/2005/ALLPOLITICS/02/10/droopy.pants.ap/). Oh, and tried to send Oliver North to the Senate (http://www-tech.mit.edu/V114/N48/senate.48w.html). I feel your pain.

[particle-person.livejournal.com]

Here's some more linkspam for you.

Spoofs of romance novel covers:
http://www.worldoflongmire.com/features/romance_novels/

[lyrainverse.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA!! That is HILARIOUS, thanks for brightening an otherwise cold and snowy work day.

Scottie McMullet... hee.

[http://users.livejournal.com/belladonna_/]

Re: Viggo with mustache, I have but one thing to say: Yikes.

Though, avec mustache he bears a striking resemblance to Chris Cooper's scary-yet-disturbingly-kinda-hot redneck character in Adaptation.

Re: Alabama's vibrator ban: You know, I'm proud to be from Alabama. But dammit, sometimes it's hard. (Insert disgusting joke here about sometimes it's not, and that's why you need a vibrator.)

[finding-her.livejournal.com]

Wow...Viggio looks like all he needs are some chaps, and he'll ride away into a really cheesy western's sunset.

[andromeda-77.livejournal.com]

OMG NOOOOOO! *runs screaming from Viggo's mustache*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

You know, that caption that was on the TV with Hurley has to be an understatement if it happened in the US and he showed up on Korean TV. It must have been huge.

[sunihiroku.livejournal.com]

It took me a moment of dizzying circular thought, but I understand what you're saying now. x.x

[mysticowl.livejournal.com]

I see they didn't ban strip clubs and porn either. I'm betting all the judges who ruled on that law would get an aneurism if their wives used vibrators while they're stuffing twenties into g-strings and popping viagra at the local Eager Beaver.

[delle.livejournal.com]

yeah, at the risk of sounding like a strident feminist, WTF? If guys use it to get off it's OK, but if women do it's bad, naughty and must be banned?

[fengi.livejournal.com]

This is really unsettling as a federal court has now opened the door for banning any device associated with sex as being "the sale of sex." By this logic condoms could be next. As could screencaps of Viggo.

[exiledprincess.livejournal.com]

ah, cheesy porn mustache! Viggo, sweetie, nooo.

re: sex toys

[divine-d.livejournal.com]

GD if I don't love Texas. But sometimes, we're just dumb. TX doesn't sell sex toys either, it sells 'personal massagers.' Now how many places on/in the body do these 'massagers' anatomically fit?! C'mon y'all. Why continue the charade and deny the obvious?

Also, I'm sick of the South getting a bad rap. What other areas of the country can we pick on?

Re: sex toys

[maggieblue.livejournal.com]

no shit! i'm in tx, too. it's ridiculous how you have to dance around the technical term in order to get a toy. really, would you put a dick-shaped "personal massager" on your neck? or your back? knees?

i think they think we're stupid. and it makes me sick.

[shanisasha.livejournal.com]

You know, I've been freaked out about getting pregnant since reading that article. Honestly.

As for Viggo...what can I say, the times required moustache.

[allthelivesofme.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm in the state that keeps having a "creationism or evolution in the science classroom?" debate. *sigh*

And I keep trying to see what my memegen is, but the computer keeps freezing up. Darnit, because that looks funny. Maybe later.

And an on-set Scientology tent??? You know, I heard something about that the other day and thought it was a joke. I should've known better.

[isisfrog.livejournal.com]

I posted twice over there: 1st the obvious "inigo montoya!", then tha fact he looks like Andy Serkis in King Kong. (http://www.theonering.net/scrapbook/nontolkien/kingkong/view/14281?q=serkis&g=1&r=0&tn=12&ts=0)

I like his funny little 'stache. Yet something more to play with on him...

/pervert

[zandra-x.livejournal.com]

Cruise gets on my nerves for so many reasons, not just his chew-the-scenery acting.

[achipiquonque.livejournal.com]

Thought you'd appreciate this link.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6982867/?GT=6190

Apparently, we humans aren't as bad off as we thought.

[lyrainverse.livejournal.com]

I made a couple heroine addict icons from "Iron Jawed Angels." Thought you might be interested!


I wish I were better at icon-making!

P.S. Everyone see "Iron Jawed Angels."

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Awesome! Someone had me make a few several months ago, but it was before I had Photoshop, and they were kind of crappy. : )

[somewhatmoot.livejournal.com]

the distortion/reflection thingy that shows up in the spoiler pic(The picture next to the girl) is rather creepy.

[elbales]

That's one damned ugly mustache. One gets to urge to mail Mr. Mortensen a Bic and a can of shaving cream.

[zahavah.livejournal.com]

*snort* tiny tom..

[thelovehater.livejournal.com]

I really want Tom Cruise to be sane. I would like him to be a well adjusted normal member of human society but it's just not going to work out that way. Why can't he just quit the cult and find solace in the arms of an attractive nude man?

Ooh you're dating Eva Mendes! Score! She's so pretty though I have yet to figure out whether there's anything behind that cute face.

[kookaburra1701.livejournal.com]

Because the cult would kill him.
Wish I were joking.

[vampychick.livejournal.com]

I actually thought that law had been overturned like, a year and a half ago.

I know our local representative voted for it, and rumor has it his wife made him sleep on the couch for like two weeks once he got back from the legislative session.

Mustache

[word-herder.livejournal.com]

AAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!