SAG Awards #1

Man, I can't believe Forrest Gump came out when I was in high school. I remember "Life is like a box of chocolates" being the senior quote of half my graduating class (the other half quoted Braveheart).

NEXT ON TNT: The really short awards show that also has booze, so it's my favorite to liveblog! Seriously, they get two hours and no more.

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SAG Awards #2

Ladies and gentlemen! Julianna Margulies a beigish non-color and Bryan Cranston! Also, sometimes funny people are married to each other. What? The phone rang and I missed it.

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SAG Awards #3

Commercials. Your face cream leads to FEWER DARK SPOTS! Not "less"! FEWER!!!

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SAG Awards #4

Oh, man, you guys. FOOD IS GOOD WHEN YOU'RE HUNGRY.

(Since people are asking: My senior quote was "Only connect," E.M. Forster.)

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SAG Awards #5

Commercials. Y'all, I want to see The Woman in Black so bad. My soul craves this.

Ladies and gentlemen, Linda Gray, Larry Hagman, a cowboy hat, Patrick Duffy and the Theme from Dallas! "WOOOOOO!" Cut to polite, disinterested golf clapping. We have a divided audience, is what I'm saying.

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SAG Awards #6

Commercials. I missed what this commercial with everyone in the world screaming "NOOOOOO!!" at sales and coupons was for, but if they had included the Nonono Cat, I would have bought whatever they were selling.

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