Monday night, still full from lunch

Have I ever told you why I hate April Fool's jokes? It involves 1) my father convincing me, aged eight, that he had traded me to another softball team and 2) a lot of tears. There's a lot of reasons we haven't spoken in nine years, and that, as far as I am concerned, is one of them. That said, I actually enjoy online April Fool's jokes, if only because they're usually pretty obvious as long as you're aware of the date. Therefore, I give you two listings of jokes perpetrated online this year. As usual, Google pretty much wins.

(Top 10 Worst April Fool's Day Hoaxes Ever.)

("This thread is unethical. I really have a problem outing werewolves without their permission.")

Meanwhile, the puppies have decided that the height of entertainment is to stand facing each other, exactly four inches apart, and bark for half an hour on end. And I want to read Pride and Prejudice but I can't find my copy. I could print it out from Project Gutenberg, I guess, but... no.

( Laxative doughnuts, Saint Neil, Sexy Chicken, Pepper Potts, Pimps at Sea )