Just a few quick things, before I take a power nap

[cleolinda]

Oh, so much fun:

MY SOUL CRAVES THIS T-SHIRT.

spamusement: "this is what the big dogs do"

Turner Classic Movies is love.

"Hugh-mans: Please do not bring guns."

"Dr. Zhivago's Gift Shop."

"Yes, THE Anthony Hopkins. Also, I am huggable."

"Humbert took me to a specialty lingerie store this afternoon. He's been helping me try [the stockings] on while I'm sitting on his lap."

"If you don't marry your assistant quickly, she will quit her job, move to Pittsburgh, and become a housekeeper for Jimmy Stewart...whom she'll eventually fall in love with and marry. Don't let this happen! You two have a child togeth...wait a minute. No you don't."

"My Jaws Scrapbook."

"Please select a container size for your needed alcohol consumable beverage and quantity."

"Bates Taxidermy Shop, Valentine's 2-for-1 Special."

"Rate My Suitors! --Conceited, disreputable, crude!"

"ZIS PAGE BELONGS TO ME!"

"Mommie, mommie, mommie......where are u? Daddy no fun.I hate oatmeal."

"Is your child planning her first murder?"

"Who cares - have you been to the Louvre?! Absolutely incredible! When I wasn't avoiding getting stabbed or dodging gunfire, I also got to shop in the Southern Paris district. Marvy!"

Comments

[shempskaya.livejournal.com]

Ooooooh, I want that shirt...

[cornfields.livejournal.com]

Ha! It's motocrossy enough for me ;)

[istoo.livejournal.com]

Am I a loser if I don't know what Tomato Nation's Girls' Bike Club is all about?

[fanofall.livejournal.com]

Of course not! But you should endeavor to find out. :-D

http://www.tomatonation.com

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Follow that link below and go read them. There's like six of them. It's basically Wing and Sars talking about washed-up or otherwise lame movie celebrities who would ride around on girls' bikes and have a hideout. But if you like some of the weirder flights of fancy I go on, you'll love this.

[crumpeteer.livejournal.com]

The Dr. Zhivago Gift Shop killed me. I want that book of love poems! ROFL!

[rowdiebird229.livejournal.com]

I love the fact that it actually says "Girls'" instead of just "Girls". But I'm a nerd like that.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Sars is, like, the Grammar Queen. She would have it no other way. : )

[neflhim.livejournal.com]

Those sites killed me. Amazing stuff.

[lesamalie.livejournal.com]

Oh man! I used to have a bike like that! Schwinn with sissy handle bars and a sparkly green banana boat seat. Wow. Sadly I didn't have a basket, but I did have those things that clipped on the wheels that would make pretty noises when you pedaled. Aww, now I really miss my bike.

And really, I'm not that old. I just had an old bike.

[maramala.livejournal.com]

The sites were funny as is, but the comments made them real gems. Priceless. ^-^_v

[arayuldaiel.livejournal.com]

Aw man, I feel left out. I've never learned how to ride a bike. That's an awesome shirt, though :)

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

I never learned either. : (

RIDE OR DIE...lol

[kat-tigereye.livejournal.com]

i looked on the girls' bike club t-shirt site- found one for myself. swedish mafia- efficient but deadly :)

Re: RIDE OR DIE...lol

[mustang-bex1126.livejournal.com]

My roommate would LUST for this shirt if she knew of it's existence! Should I tell her?

Re: RIDE OR DIE...lol

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Glark's shirts are frickin' hilarious--poke around a bit. : )

[natacup82.livejournal.com]

I just snagged the loud is the new good and the slayer washroom t-shirt. I don't read tomato nation enough to rock that shirt.

[spectralbovine.livejournal.com]

Wow, who knew TCM was so cool?

[mustang-bex1126.livejournal.com]

~raises hand~ ME! They gave away cool promo-stuff to DISH retailers.

[ambiguousreason.livejournal.com]

The link to spamamusement is priceless.

[laughingacademy.livejournal.com]

I must be a little slower than usual tonight, because I absolutely don't get this one: "Mommie, mommie, mommie......where are u? Daddy no fun.I hate oatmeal."

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

I didn't recognize that character at all, either. "where are u? I hate oatmeal" just cracked me up anyway.

[edda.livejournal.com]

Funneh!

[mermaidrain.livejournal.com]

TCM rocks! Those pages are just GENIUS. They're so funny and amazingly dead on.