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[cleolinda]

Mmmm. Cheese sammich. I love you too, cheese.

My rants aren't really rants, are they? I think the only true "rants" I posted were about netspeak and children in movie theaters. (And the computer speakers, but... I still have no idea what's so terrible about the cloth covers. I just rant when I'm told.) For some reason, I've been feeling exceptionally mellow today. However, the rants (or "rants") have been great warm-up exercises for the Titanic sample I'm having to write, so... yay!

(Yes, I will be doing more. I just have to pace myself.)

Comments

[thunderphoenix.livejournal.com]

Don't pull something! A sprained funny bone can be quite painful.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_waterlilies/]

Whatever they are, they're funny (The Tale Of Two Kates reminded me a little of Jurassic Park in the beginning. Like, when they sit down in the little ride/room and the old man does his little "John! Hi John!" thing).

I had something else to say... but I forgot. I think it was about a different entry anyway. Oh! Now I remember! The Colin Farrell/Pocahontas thing. That's exactly what I said to my brother when I heard about it. He was like, "...your point? She's hot." That'll teach me to ask for a horny 16 year old's opinion on anything.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

They rip! And rip and rip and rip and get shred to tatters.

Especially when you own a cat that enjoys sharpening its claws on them. ;-)

And that, my friends, is why Teh Nire converted to the metal ones with holes.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Ohhhhhhhh. See, I just took it on faith that it deserved a rant. : )

[prncssaurora.livejournal.com]

Dude, thank you for realizing that it can only be pronounced "cheese sammich."

[girlalmighty]

I would love a cheese sammich. Unfortunately, the bread is gone and the only piece of cheese left is old and named Mr Buttcheese (long story) and living in my mini-fridge (my hallmate wants to know how long it'll take for it to, um, turn green). So. No cheese sammich for me, because I live in a dorm. And the kitchen is right across the hall. Sob. Must shop this weekend.

[ambiguousreason.livejournal.com]

Whether they're rants or not, they're hilarious.

[pygmymetal.livejournal.com]

Grilled cheese sammich? Get thee a foreman grill and maketh the a supremeth cheeseth sammich forthwith!

Love your rants/notrants. You doth rocketh like the veritable hurricaneth....thhthhh...*spits on keyboard*

dammit

[(Anonymous)]

They are like the funnest rants on LJ. Has anyone said that you're still funny when you're angry?
Whether they are rants or not!rants, they are amusing, glad you got your funny back.
Do you like cheese like Goldmember loves gold?

Gah!

[thunderhowl.livejournal.com]

Trapped at work I am and cannot make a cheese sammich with the might of my mighty foreman grill of grillery. *sob*

How about a rant defending the perfection of the cheese sammich from it's (clearly crazy) detractors?

A positive rant? It's so crazy it just might work...

[edda.livejournal.com]

For some reason, I've been feeling exceptionally mellow today.

Even so, you rant so well.

[takekammuri.livejournal.com]

Why don't you write a rant on hoyay? 'Cause that would be awesome.