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Today's horoscope: Tall, dark and gorgeous may not walk directly into your life -- but they're definitely due to stroll by. Be sure you've got your number handy, and don't hesitate to pass it on.

It's the perfect day to be you. The entire planet is feeling excessive, extravagant and out of control in at least one department. So for once, no one will question you when you start overdoing something. At least one something. Better enjoy it while it lasts, because in a day or so, this will wear off, and you'll have to learn to live with everyone being an old fuddy-duddy again. Well, you'll still be having fun ....


My idea of excess today was, "Oh, shit, am I talking too much in class?"

(Re: "Tall, dark and gorgeous": Damn, like I need to be told twice. Except that I have a feeling this would be a [semi-?] professional contact, not a hook-up. Like, someone incredibly awesome and famous reads one of my "Fifteen Minutes" and falls head over heels for my wit and charm [shut up, I like my daydreams]. OMG CALL ME. *phone fingers*)

Mom had some freshly-fried bacon left over from a quiche she was making (why I was not invited to partake of the quiche, I do not know. It may have involved broccoli, and she just knows better than to play that, I guess), so I made a mess of cheese eggs and took a couple of years off my life and had a party.

I went ahead and emailed the three 15M samples that I'd finished--LOTR, Matrix, and AOTC--because the whole thing was dragging on way too long. (Hey, three outta four ain't bad.) Apparently they went over really well, but they do want a fourth, and they'd like it to be a non-genre movie. And here I was thinking that I could rustle up four pages of Harry Potter, you know? So Gladiator and Titanic were suggested, and Titanic has a fair amount of work done on it, so--okay. The only problem is that I'd finally gotten myself into the Star Wars mindset, and now I have to drag myself out of it and get situated in Titanic. It's almost like--it's a perspective you have to get into. You have to have an eye for all the contradictions and absurdities and plot holes. I think that's one of the reasons Phantom was so easy to write--I'd already written a few journal entries ragging on it, not to mention the fact that it's a movie that wears its absurdities on its sleeve, and proudly. Subtle movies are harder. Not that Titanic is subtle, but--well, you have to get yourself back into the mindset of each movie. So... yeah.



Linkspam:

Congratulations to [livejournal.com profile] allthelivesofme!

I read this over breakfast this morning and it made me cry with laughter. And at least I now know what the Mary Roach/Guilbeaux thing is about. I actually happened to walk through the kitchen while my parents were watching the show, and she was squealing "I Feel the Earth Move," and seriously, I just assumed she was garden-variety bad. That's how big a horror I have of the early schadenfreude episodes of AI every season. I just assume ALL the contestants are minions of Tsathoggua the Great and Terrible (IA! IA! WILLIAM HUNG FHTAGN!).

If you didn't check out The Directorium before, take another look--it seems to be growing by leaps and bounds, and I think it'll be a huge fannish resource once it gets going.

Which pleasingly airbrushed castaway are you most like? (Thanks, [livejournal.com profile] brenah!) (ETA: "You’re Jack. Take a break from being perfect." Oh, suck it, TV Guide.)

I've only seen a few eps of Alias, but... awww, poor Michael Vartan.

Another LOTR parody .gif--I'm starting to really love these things. Who makes them?

J. Lo's new marriage is on the rocks. Again. Are you surprised?

BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

WORST ACTOR

Ben Affleck / JERSEY GIRL and SURVIVING CHRISTMAS
George W. Bush / FAHRENHEIT 9/11
Vin Diesel / CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK
Colin Farrell / ALEXANDER
Ben Stiller / ALONG CAME POLLY, ANCHORMAN, DODGEBALL, ENVY and STARSKY & HUTCH


Oscar nominations tomorrow, whee! ([livejournal.com profile] trollprincess, what time are they on?)
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Date: 2005-01-25 02:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meredith-mae.livejournal.com
Tomorrow is my favorite day of the year. I absolutely live for Oscar noms. Last year I almost veered off the road when I heard Johnny Depp's name announced. I'm telling you, clive Owen - not just a nomination, but a win for best supporting actor for Closer. You heard it hear first. Well, maybe not first. I just think the irony would be so sweetly delicious of the guy from King Arthur winning an Oscar in the same year as King Arthur.

Date: 2005-01-25 02:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
Hey, man! I really enjoyed King Arthur! If by "King Arthur" you mean "Clive Owen brooding broodfully and stabbing things."

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Date: 2005-01-25 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onstage.livejournal.com
Well, I'm not [livejournal.com profile] trollprincess but I believe they're on at 8:30 western time. :)

Date: 2005-01-25 03:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apocalypsos.livejournal.com
8:30 on the east coast, 5:30 on the west. :)

Date: 2005-01-25 02:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kelcea.livejournal.com
I've come across some LOTR parodies.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/perpetual_motion/ElfEyefortheUruk-hai.jpg
(Made by Kobolos)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/perpetual_motion/GandalfComic.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/perpetual_motion/LordoftheDonuts.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/perpetual_motion/WheresmyPrecious.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/perpetual_motion/Lost.gif

Date: 2005-08-15 02:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kobolos.livejournal.com
Here's another for your collection:

Image
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v341/kobolos/BBQ/pip.jpg

Date: 2005-01-25 02:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] modpixie.livejournal.com
is the lotr gif worksafe? (with a title like "lotrse", i want to make sure. ^_^)

Date: 2005-01-25 02:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neveth.livejournal.com
It's Lord of the Rings : Short Edition.

There's some cursing, but other than that, nothing bad at all.

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Date: 2005-01-25 02:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allthelivesofme.livejournal.com
Hm, I got "You’re Shannon. Think about someone other than yourself for a change." Must've been the 'actress' answer. LOL

I love the Razzies nominations. Can I vote for Bush, please? (the one time I *will* vote for him) ba-bum-*ching*)

And, last but not least-- thank you!!! :-)

Date: 2005-01-25 07:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] edda.livejournal.com
I got Shannon, too, which is pretty entertaining, given that it's also my real name.

But anyway, clearly you and I must go join the forces of Snickerbitchapan, possibly in a highly-paid administrative capacity.

Yay for book! *applauds* You get to be Minister Of Propaganda And Other Stuff That Requires Pens...

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Date: 2005-01-25 02:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cinnamontwist.livejournal.com
You seem to get the best horoscopes! Then again, I checked mine out and it wasn't too bad today. They seem to be putting a positive spin on romantic encounters. Wonder why>>>

They nominated Angelina Jolie for worst actress in Alexander??? I didn't think she did a bad job at all. Then again, next to the other performances I guess just about anyone could look half-decent.

Date: 2005-01-25 02:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
Vladimir's heartbroken over the Alexander noms, actually--he really liked the movie.

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Date: 2005-01-25 02:20 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] anna-sinistra.livejournal.com
I don't watch Lost, but I'm apparently Sawyer. Is this good?

Date: 2005-01-25 02:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
He's sort of the resident bad boy... and fan favorite. Look through the cover gallery at the top of the Lost stuff--he's the last picture.

Date: 2005-01-25 02:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luindilwen.livejournal.com
Dammit, I got Sawyer. I wanted Lockeeee. Or Ethan. But there were no "You are from: Ontario" or "ARE YOU INSANELY CREEPY?!" questions, so I don't think he'd be in there.

Jersey Girl? ;-; I liked that movie.

Date: 2005-01-25 03:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allthelivesofme.livejournal.com
Yeah, I liked Jersey Girl, too.

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Date: 2005-01-25 02:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrelgoddess.livejournal.com
I got Sawyer.

WHAT. THE. HELL. XD Not that I don't like him(I do), but WTF? XDD

Date: 2005-01-25 02:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darkviola.livejournal.com
What the hell is up with this Mary Roach chick? Was she like, this year's William Hung? Now everyone's gonna make fun of her 'cause she has Aspergers aren't they? THANKS AMERICAN IDOL! Thanks for the stigmata you're attaching to Aspegers! Fuckers. [/rant by a diagnosed Asperger's patient.]

Date: 2005-01-25 02:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darkviola.livejournal.com
Ack. Sorry for the pissy/incoherent fest. I just get a little touchy when I see the word "Asperger's" come up in a (even slightly) negative light.

Date: 2005-01-25 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bombastic.livejournal.com
I got Jack. Just Jack!

Would everyone lay off George Bush though? It's beginning to piss me the fuck off. I'd be madder that they included Britney Spears for daring to speak her Republican mind (how dare she!), but continuous viewings of Team America have eased the bitterness. Still, Michael Moore is a stupid dumb fuck. THERE, I SAID IT. Now I'm going to curl up into the fetal position and wait for the backlash. :)

(and this ends the Republican rant.)

Date: 2005-01-25 02:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
If it makes you feel any better, Michael Moore is one of those people I wish would stop being on my side, because he makes my side look stupid.

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Date: 2005-01-25 03:05 am (UTC)
raanve: Tony Millionaire's Drinky Crow (jean grey -- by cleolinda)
From: [personal profile] raanve
Thanks for the heads up about Razzie noms!

I've already LJ'd about them a little, but expect full-on [livejournal.com profile] raanve LJ coverage for Oscar-related nonsense. -_^

Date: 2005-01-25 03:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
Man, I love awards season. Damn shame it's so much shorter now. I'm planning on doing another real-time recap, myself. It just about killed me last year, but I'm thinking this year ought to be better, if I can just get my new computer hooked up to the internet. : )

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Date: 2005-01-25 03:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] digdugnamco.livejournal.com
Ben Stiller in "Anchorman" and "Dodgeball"? What was wrong with either of those films, or Stiller's performance in them, ESPECIALLY "Dodgeball"? The Razzies have just dropped a degree of credibility in my book.

Re: Wait a tick....

Date: 2005-01-25 03:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
Personally, I think they're really fishing this year. Yeah, the stuff that was bad was REALLY, REALLY BAD, but there wasn't a glut of badness in terms of quantity. They didn't have a lot to choose from, apparently.

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Date: 2005-01-25 03:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-antichrist-x.livejournal.com
Suggestion:

You ought to make a Movie in 15 Mins of Hero. It's all in chinese but you could manage....

Date: 2005-01-25 03:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apocalypsos.livejournal.com
I was Claire, which seems only fair, considering I have the icon, a picture of Dom over my computer, and a jar of peanut butter I'm currently eating straight out of.

Date: 2005-01-25 03:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
Hee!

It's kind of a sucky quiz, though. Only five questions?

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Date: 2005-01-25 03:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treehugginhippy.livejournal.com
I am desperately waiting your Titanic. I think I read something like your m15m on Titanic before, years ago.

You are going to have a BALL ragging on diCaprio's fandom and his lack of acting skill! I've seen the movie several dozen times, myself, simply because I'm a history buff -- especially in areas of historical fashion -- and I find so few flaws in that area that its hard to nitpick, and thus easy to just watch.

Oh, I haven't heard back from you on this yet: Do you want a Phantom copy?

Date: 2005-01-25 03:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
I hear you on the historical fashion thing, man. I'm obsessed with women's clothes through the ages.

I knew I forgot something! You know, actually, I'm hearing that the real DVD may be coming out really, really soon. Like, maybe April. I may force myself to hold out for that. But thanks for offering. : )

Date: 2005-01-25 03:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brenah.livejournal.com
Yeah, I wish they had more questions, too but I ADORE the first batch of answers to 'Your perfect mate' hehehehehe. I got Sawyer, too...kinda surprising, but maybe not? (I'm not really like any of the people on the Island, but I've been told ALOT more than once that I'm almost identical to Jordan Cavanaugh. Still not sure if that's a good thing...)

Date: 2005-01-25 03:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] foresthouse.livejournal.com
Man, I'd be v. happy for a tall, dark, and gorgeous to even wave at me.

You sucked me into reading about American Idol! A show I refuse to watch to the point that I didn't even know who William Hung was when we played charades last. But...
"Hey, if you describe yourself as "classy," what can I say? You automatically are not."
Hee!

I am v. sad for Michael. He is too sweet to be jerked around like that. Also it would kill me to have to do all the scenes with Sydney if I was in his place.

And lastly - hee! Those LOTR things kill me.

Date: 2005-01-25 03:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gaaneden.livejournal.com
Speaking of bad movies... I just posted about a 1998 Italian version of Phantom of the Opera (http://www.livejournal.com/users/gaaneden/448938.html) that I would just love to have you watch and review. I want to see what you think of this extremely odd version of the Phantom story. I mean, it has telepathic rats (no joking) and a Christine who finally gets to have sex with the "visibly unscarred" Phantom! You've got to watch it.

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Date: 2005-01-25 04:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lezopez.livejournal.com
What? JLo and MarcHo are on the rocks?! I was so rooting for those kids too, damn.

Date: 2005-01-25 04:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] squee1123.livejournal.com
oh i cackled so loud at that LOTR parody .gif...so loud...

Date: 2005-01-25 04:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brenah.livejournal.com
Man, I just read that article about Michael Vartan...that's heartbreaking :(. As if I didn't have enough reasons to hate benny affleck to begin with...(Ask anyone who knows me, we are sworn enemies lol.) But that brings a whole new layer to some of the scenes on Alias...ack!

Date: 2005-01-25 04:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rpp.livejournal.com
For all you bored people out there, here's another Lost quiz (http://quizilla.com/users/jumpandyell/quizzes/Which%20Lost%20Character%20Are%20You%3F/) that I found.

You'd think that I'd have better things to do with my time. And I do, but they require actual work, so. No dice.

Date: 2005-01-25 04:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
Dude! I got Jack AGAIN!

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Date: 2005-01-25 04:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maggieblue.livejournal.com
yeah, so i took the tv guide quiz, and i got jack, too. (and i think i said the exact same thing you did..."oh, suck it!")

so...i went back to retake it. because i am a cheater. and i got...
JACK AGAIN! *flips tv guide off* maybe i LIKE being a perfectionist. and at least i'm not as bad as my mom!

bastards.

Date: 2005-01-25 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tigereyed24.livejournal.com
Woo! I got Claire ("Get thee to a psychic!"). But I think I might have been a little bit biased towards answers that seemed Claire or Charlie-esque. heh. Or maybe it's just cause I picked Medium from the list of tv shows, because I knew picking ER would land me with Jack ... :-P

Date: 2005-01-25 04:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maggieblue.livejournal.com
i purposely DIDN'T pick ER the second time, i picked medium, and i STILL got jack!

*still a little bitter*
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