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[cleolinda]

HEEEEEE. The “I Would Do Anything For Love” Dr. Pepper commercial is awesome.

Jennifer Garner and Mark Wahlberg. WHOA Garner’s dress is ruffly. See what I meant about the “so far”? TV/miniseries supporting actress, which is a ridiculous category. And apparently we have two Life and Death of Peter Sellers actresses up against Nicollette Scaridan… and they all lose to Anjelica Huston. Seriously, she is the daddy in The Life Aquatic. Two thumbs up, fine holiday fun, wind beneath my wings and all that. She thanks Hilary Swank “and… the rest of you.” HEE.

Supporting actor, same category. Sean Hayes, Michael Imperioli, Jeremy Piven, Oliver Platt, The Shatner. People are rowdy, because there is BOOZE. Shatner runs off with it. He gets up and pimp-tones: “William Shatner.” The crowd goes wild.

Diane Lane. I missed what the title of her next movie is. It sounded something like “Must Love Dogs.” She is here to present a Kinsey clip. I take a break to format this entry.

Whee! Jim Carrey is here to lose another award. He comes to present something about “men of the Italian culture.” Ohhhh, Lord, he’s tanking. Here’s the president of the HFPA. Morgan Freeman is caught giving Carrey sort of a “Heh… weirdo” look, which I find funny. This guy introduces “Beel Cleenton” via video. You got your tsunami in my fluff entertainment blah. P.S. Bill? I miss you desperately.

Here’s Claire Danes (Leonardo DiCaprio on camera: SWIG) and Topher Grace, who looks a little peaked. Mariska Hargitay gets a huge drunken cheer and I’m not sure why. Aaaaand she wins, that’s why. Isn't she someone famous's daughter?

And here's Catherine (sp?) Eastwood as this year's Globes Barbie. Claire and Topher are like, ANYWAY. Hee. A guy from Deadwood wins. Hey, isn't/wasn't the Veronica Mars girl--Kristen Bell--on that?

Cleolinda : Garner lost to Mariska Hargitay

Vladimir: oh FUCK
Vladimir: to who?

Cleolinda : someone on a crime show
Cleolinda : she's someone's daughter, I forget

Vladimir: whatthefuckever.
Vladimir: this awards show? vexing.
Vladimir: goddamn foreign film critics.

As we go out to commercial, Dustin Hoffman looks... very mellow. I'm just saying.

Comments

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

She's the daughter of Jayne Mansfield. And she really is good, I swear. (She's amazing, actually, but yeah. She deserved it, witch's honor.)

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Okay, I kept thinking "Natalie Wood," and I knew that was wrong, and then I was thinking "Jayne Whoever," and didn't have time to look it up, and I figured you would know. : )

[pastelstar.livejournal.com]

Mariska Hargitay is Jayne "biggest boobies ever" Mansfield's daughter. And she won?! WTF?

[arayuldaiel.livejournal.com]

Hartigay is a detective on Law & Order: SVU. She really is a good actress.

[elbiesee.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I actually kinda like her better than her mom. Maybe it's a generational thing. But my inner lesbian digs both of them.

Which is more than just a little bit yick.

[vladimirsever.livejournal.com]

Not that I can read this as fast as you can cap it, what with all the giggling and all, but I just need to clarify one thing:

I *am* a foreign film critic.

Just not one of those who hand out these things :)

[ambiguousreason.livejournal.com]

YUSS! That Dr. Pepper commerical cracks my shit up.

[(Anonymous)]

A guy from Deadwood wins. Hey, isn't/wasn't the Veronica Mars girl--Kristen Bell--on that?

Yep. I think she got raped and killed, or maybe just killed. You know how they were in the Wild West.

--Polter-Cow

[(Anonymous)]

[Kristen] came to town with her brother and was a 'prostitute' but she and her brother were running a scam. They got caught stealing and Cy shot her in front of Joanie. She was a double-crossing minx, but she did it well.

[cateressea.livejournal.com]

Wow! I knew Kristen looked familiar when I first tuned in to Veronica Mars! She was great in that role on Deadwood, which is also a great series.

[mustang-bex1126.livejournal.com]

OMG! LOVEMARISKAHARGITAY! She's the daughter of Jane Mansfield I think... but I only found that out last year. She's Detective Olivia Benson on Law and Order SVU, which is, in my opinion, the best cast of all the L&Os... what are there? 15? Anywho, she's good, and yeah, totally deserving of a Heroine Addict icon, you would agree if you could see her in action. AND OMG! her partner in the show is played by Christopher Meloni-omgsohaught! You have to see Wet Hot American Summer... Cleo you MUST! It's a movie RIGHT up your alley, http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0243655/

[mustang-bex1126.livejournal.com]

TOTALLY FORGOT- Snickerbitch was in an Episode of Law and Order SVU that was totally on last night! OMG!

SVU totally rules the L&O roostq

[(Anonymous)]

Yes, Christopher Meloni is so very much of the hotness, *drool*. The super-cool Mariska just got married to some minor TV actor you would probably recognize but not be able to name either. Good for her, the wedding looked beautiful (as far as I can tell from reading some wedding mag in the grocery store checkout line). But the point is: there was also an ep of SVU with Ian Somerhaulder in it, looking all scruffy-pouty like he does. He was embroiled in some rich-kid homosexual murder thing, if I remember.
I do LOVE me some LOST, and it was you, the lovely Cleo, who got me into it with your genius recaps.

Bless, silverleaf42

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

OMG I LOVE THAT MOVIE! We watched it when I was in New Orleans over the summer!

[mustang-bex1126.livejournal.com]

OMG! I would quote, but all the ones I know are DIRTY!!!! DIRRTY! LOL