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[cleolinda]

Evie? This is your warning: take me off your ORC/Globes ban filter, because I'm gonna try to do Globes commentary tonight.

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[bibliotech.livejournal.com]

I love it how you say that like you were on it. Or that I'm even paying attention to the filter, because I'm all "OMG I NEED PICTURES".

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Heh. You probably knew better than to put me on a non-squee filter.

[bibliotech.livejournal.com]

Besides, your minions would kill me for daring to miss every precious syllable that drops from your keyboard.

Dude, what's with the minions lately? I have an anonymous one that keeps EMAILING PEOPLE and telling them to be nicer to me. WHAT THE HELL. My entire life on LJ is based on me being mean to people, and them going, "haha, shut up". Stupid minion.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Snerk. Oh, silly minions. You have to wonder about the quality of your minions when they don't even seem to get what you're about. I think you may need to replace yours. Maybe hold auditions for new ones?

[bibliotech.livejournal.com]

One of mine keeps going, "You people just don't UNDERSTAND HER, stop YELLING AT HER, it's going to HURT HER FEELINGS!" and it makes me go, "Uh...you really have me confused with someone else. That has feelings."

Minion Auditions: When not just any ol' minion will do.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Hee.

You know, it finally occurred to me that I was saying one thing up there in the entry and you may have heard another--I was actually saying, "Please, for your own protection, take me off your main friends list temporarily," not, "READ MY SHIT, BOTCH!"

[bibliotech.livejournal.com]

All I read was "IF U DON'T READ MY SHIT, I WILL DELETE MY LJ AND LEEEEEEVE FANDOM FOR AT LEAST A DAY FOREVER AND EVER AND UR JUST LIKE THOSE MEAN NAZIS IN HIGH SCHOOL"

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Heeeee. It was more of an "Oh, shit, she's going to kill me if *I* turn to the Squee Side, too."

[bibliotech.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but your squee is funny. It's not 'SINGLE SHINING TEAR OF PURE LOVE: AN ODE TO ORLANDO BLOOM'S EYELASHES' bad.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Aww, thanks.

The one problem with posting squee is that it means I can't keep my eyes on the TV the whole time and I miss stuff. Like, my mother was saying that Evangeline Lilly was so cute when the Lost clip played, and I was like, "She was THERE?" I didn't see half the people I was hoping to see, but I couldn't tell if that was just because I wasn't looking at the right moment or what.

[bibliotech.livejournal.com]

She was there, with freaky glitter-green eyeshadow that I just despise. But other than that, not bad. It look like mermaids died on her eyelids.

[bibliotech.livejournal.com]

I've had FOUR people come to my LJ today and start off with, "I wandered over from cleolinda's journal..."

I should do a big "OMG I RILLY HATE CLEOLINDA" post and see hwo many people scream, "OFF WITH HER HEAD!"

And that'll learn me to log into other journals to fuck with layouts, and then post anything. When I learn how to walk and chew gum, then I can progress to the internets.

[freethegayboys.livejournal.com]

hahaha... your conversation just made me laugh...

*auditions* "Shut Up biatch, you hurt my oh-so-wonderful overmadams feelings. It's time for some serious mini-fandom smack down. Come on hoe, this is between you and me... You say something nasty again, I bitch slap you from here to Uranus. I will leik (oh yeah, teenspeaking now) deleet you hella quik, and al ur frends wil leik h8 u 4eva!"

DID I WIN?!?! DID I WIN?!?! *dances*

*washes self, the teenspeak made me feel dirty*