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Yesterday's Horoscope of Irony: Sometimes the siren song of a good party is just too hard to resist, but you just might have to do that in this case. Let's face it: You've got too much to do and too many things to think about, and no amount of pretending will make it otherwise. Buckle down and get all the necessary tasks done, and then it'll be time to let loose your free spirit. You'll be glad you did.

Yeah. I went out to see a movie, had dinner, and stayed out until 2 am. Not a lick of work got done, and I'm kind of glad, because I was getting severely burned out.

So. We (Mom, Sister Girl, and I) were going to see Phantom of the Opera at its one little theater in town--the new Patton Creek (Galleria) Rave, but due to a misprint in the paper, we didn't get there until it was already sold out, so we ended up seeing Lemony Snicket. Neither Mom nor Sister Girl had read the books, and wanted to make sure I was with them when they saw it. I ended up liking it even more the second time, myself; Mom wants to go again, and Sister Girl is now in love with Sunny, but then, she has a dangerously soft spot for kids. (Like, "Please wait until you're out of school before you start procreating, thanks" soft.)

Then, after a bit of a communication snafu, I ended up at Sabor Latino with all my college friends exchanging presents. Of course, by the time The Lovely Emily and I had gotten there, everyone else had finished eating, but okay. Then we went back to The Lovely Emily's (parents') house, as we usually do. I hadn't even finished my margarita at the restaurant, so I didn't help with the numerous bottles of wine that got drunk after that, but rather spent the evening gradually sliding into sleepiness. (Mr. Typo got smashed on half a margarita at Sabor, which is unusual, and everyone else kept refilling his wine glass at Em's, so I wonder how he's doing today.)

So I got home about 2 am, stayed up another hour playing solitaire and guzzling ice water (another habit of mine, after I've had something to drink), then got to sleep. Woke up, had a big breakfast, and... went back to bed. Was woken up by various people asking various things; didn't actually get up until... just now. Grandma's coming over for a Christmas Eve dinner, which is being "catered," if you will, by Olive Garden takeout. (Hey, as long as it's Italian and Mom gets out of cooking, I don't care.) I still have a lot of presents to wrap tonight, but I plan on popping in a DVD and having fun with it.

Oh! And on one of my wake-up trips to get water or a bathroom break or something, I talked to Vladimir. The [thing] finally arrived! And the [thing]--is also a sword. It's the one I wanted to get him last year, but didn't have enough money. Well, this year, thanks to the book, I had enough to spoil him properly to get him back for all the presents he's sent me through the year. He's put up a photo of it sitting on his TV (hee) at his journal--it's a replica of Arwen's sword Hadhafang.

And now I can tell you the really funny story! I had ordered Hadhafang and was waiting for it to arrive when I went to mail the First Present (read the saga of trying to mail that here). We got home from mailing that and there was a tall box on the front step, so I assumed that's what it was. Except the box was frickin' huge--nearly two feet wide and taller than I am, and I thought something was a little odd about that, considering that Hadhafang is like, four feet tall and has no crossguard, but okay. So Mom and I haul it into the kitchen and start opening the box, which is a job in itself, and I open it, and it's this beautiful gigantic monster thing with runes down the blade, and I was like, "This is not the sword I ordered... why did they send me this one?" I mean, the answer should be apparent at this point, but I kept flitting around in confusion, and when I pulled out the packing slip, I was even saying, "Why is Vladimir's name on this? I didn't tell Fireside this was for him! HOW DO THEY KNOW HIS NAME?," and finally I got it through my head that this wasn't the sword I'd ordered--it was the one he'd ordered for me. I knew he'd ordered something from Fireside Collectibles for me, which was why I'd poked around the site, and when I found that their Hadhafang price was better than the one I'd found somewhere else, I ended up ordering from them, too. But I thought he'd gotten me something in polystone, quite honestly, and we seriously sent each other swords without any idea of what the other was doing.

I'm still hiding mine from Sister Girl, because I don't want her to find out I have it and get it in her head to pull it out and play with it while her friends are over or something, but I have a walk-in closet, and I'm wondering... maybe I can clean the stacks of boxes out and get it nice and neat and mount the plaque on the back wall, and go in sometimes and visit it...

Date: 2004-12-24 03:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] etherealshores.livejournal.com
Mmm Olive Garden.I've always wanted to eat there.So you're not strange at all. :)

Man it's so awesome you got Andruil-and that you got Hadhafang for Vladimir.You're so incredibly sweet. :)

Merry Christmas!

Date: 2004-12-24 03:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arayuldaiel.livejournal.com
That sword is PRETTEH. My icon is jealous.

And, somehow, I am not comforted by the fact that I am only about a foot taller than Hadhafang.

Merry Christmas, Cleo!

Date: 2004-12-24 03:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kaytethinks.livejournal.com
and we seriously sent each other swords without any idea of what the other was doing.

It's love/fate/coincidence!! ;)

Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas Cleo/Lauren!! :D

Date: 2004-12-24 03:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_waterlilies/
Ohh... my... God. I'm going through some serious sword envy right now. Holy mother of--wow. That's gorgeous.

Merry Christmas!

Date: 2004-12-24 03:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kassandra05.livejournal.com
...but I have a walk-in closet, and I'm wondering... maybe I can clean the stacks of boxes out and get it nice and neat and mount the plaque on the back wall, and go in sometimes and visit it...

Dude! *stops, looks at the word she just typed* Sorry. Since I've become obsessed with LOST, I've all of a sudden added that word to my regular vocabulary. Hurley is infectious.

Anyway...

Dude! You could so totally make your walk in closet a shrine for the sword. Then, hide the doorway somehow and it could be a secret shrine! That would be so cool. *wanders off in a starry-eyes sword induces fantasy*

Date: 2004-12-24 03:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maetang.livejournal.com
we seriously sent each other swords without any idea of what the other was doing.

It's synchronicity! You're like two swords crossing in the night! ;^)

Date: 2004-12-24 03:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] istoo.livejournal.com
Nice. Hopefully you can get the sword enshrined before your Sister Girl does something aggravatingly annoying enough that you would want to threaten her with it. :)

Date: 2004-12-24 03:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kittygopounce.livejournal.com
Squee! That's awesome and cutesome that you ordered swords for each other, and from the same place!

You sound like a bit of a break was just what you needed :) I hope it has been so. Merry Christmas, Cleo.

Date: 2004-12-24 04:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rectpropagation.livejournal.com
I'm glad you had a nice day, save missing "Phantom of the Opera". You certainly sounded like you needed one.

and we seriously sent each other swords without any idea of what the other was doing.

Great minds think alike!

Date: 2004-12-24 04:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] la-sonnambula.livejournal.com
The Arwen sword is such a fitting present for you to give your squishy. A sword, in and of itself is an awesome gift. So I clicked on the link to Vladimir's journal, he has a big TV penis, well, bigger than my 32" Some-Japanese-brand-non-Sony TV.

Merry Christmas and a happy New Year to you and your loved ones!

Date: 2004-12-25 10:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vladimirsever.livejournal.com
I have a big TV *what*?

(Heeeee.)

I've been meaning to ask

Date: 2004-12-24 07:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iczer6.livejournal.com
Do you have any updates on the Christina fund-raiser?

Thanks and have a happy holiday.


Icz

Re: I've been meaning to ask

Date: 2004-12-24 08:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
I actually haven't done any tallies since the last update, when we were at $3000 something--I figured, since the money was getting to Christina whether I was counting or not, I could let it go for a few days. And then a few days... turned into a really long time. I'll try to have an update up tomorrow.

Date: 2004-12-24 09:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deoridhe.livejournal.com
OMG U R MIE OTP ;)

Date: 2004-12-24 09:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] haleiwatown.livejournal.com
Merry Christmas.

Date: 2004-12-24 09:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thyroyalmajesty.livejournal.com
Question: are the swords just look-but-not-touch replicas, or are they actually weapons-grade? I mean, could you cut a watermelon in half with that sucker?

Because a sword would be awesome to have, but I know if it were actually capable of cutting things, God knows I'd use it to chop up carrots for a salad about every other day...

Date: 2004-12-25 12:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
They would be weapons-grade if they could hold an edge, I think (and Vladimir's Hadhafang kinda does anyway). Here's the specs for mine (http://www.unitedcutlery.com/shop/site/product.cfm?id=695B8C37-6C2C-434D-90879E3CB6AFADC1) ("Blade Material: Tempered, 420 J2 stainless steel, false-edged. Handle: Solid metal crossguard and pommel with an antique silver plated finish and twenty-four karat gold plated fittings. The pommel is inscribed with runes and the grip is wrapped in genuine leather"). It's all very detailed and involved. And I could still probably stab someone pretty well with it.

Date: 2004-12-25 12:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ambiguousreason.livejournal.com
And I could still probably stab someone pretty well with it.

Well, that takes care of the Sister Girl problem, now doesn't it?! Heeeee.




...Just kidding.

Date: 2004-12-24 09:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pygmymetal.livejournal.com
Merry Christmas, Cleo! :) *hug*

Date: 2004-12-24 10:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] malenky-devil.livejournal.com
Dude, if that isn't the most sweet and "awws"-inducing thing ever, I don't know what is. Seriously, that is some sweet stuff. I wish someone would give me a sword for Christmas (or the Horn of Gondor I've been searching for). Because really, awww! Too cute. *gets the warm-n-fuzzies*

Date: 2004-12-25 12:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
I love how on one hand it's all so sweet and touching, and on the other hand, WE EXCHANGED FRICKIN' SWORDS. Heh.

Date: 2004-12-25 12:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] malenky-devil.livejournal.com
There's nothing wrong with exchanging swords, man. That is probably the awesomest of awesome things, especially since it was coincidental. Especially since you both sent your respective swords.

Date: 2004-12-25 01:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
Exactly--on one hand it was sweet, and on the other hand it was AWESOME. ; )

Date: 2004-12-25 12:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] illmantrim.livejournal.com
Sounds like a good mounting and hiding place for da sword!

Date: 2004-12-25 12:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karl-moebius.livejournal.com
Ohh. Put the thing in the back, get a little table, have a few candles melt over themselves, have two brass bowls filled with sand (one black, one white) and a few sticks of incense, and if any one asks, you can call it the voodoo booth.

Hmm, if I did that, I think my mother would shrug her shoulders, roll her eyes, and walk on -- or I'd wake up one morning in a padded room, with a comfortable jacket that I just can't get off.

Date: 2004-12-25 10:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vladimirsever.livejournal.com
First of all: you totally forgot to mention that Boo is staying with you, and went to see Lemony Snicket too! She keeps texting me in Sunny-speech, which is charming and all, but, you know. Thankfully I've put Jack Jack in charge of replying.

Second: of course, not seeing Phantom is probably just for the best. And am so glad you had a great time with Mommy and Sis -- that's so squeey!

Third: yeah, this whole swordage is too awesome for words. I guess it's gonna be a story to tell all the kids in our families for generations to come! Meanwhile, I hope your sister can be *somehow* housebroken with regards to the Andúril, as she's bound to find out about its existence. But keeping it in a shrine -- under a lock and key, of course -- is obviously the sanest thing to do!

*still keeps own sharp-ass sword on his TV*

Date: 2004-12-25 11:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gsalinas.livejournal.com
If by "communication snafu", do you mean that you never called anyone to pick you up?

And in my (Mr. Typo) defense, I'm now a respectable member of society and don't drank as often as I did in college. Besides being really thirsty when I woke up yesterday, I'm fine. Thanks for asking. :) That was an awful lot of wine, though. And I don't particularly care for wine.

Date: 2004-12-25 12:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
If by "communication snafu", do you mean that you never called anyone to pick you up?

If that's what you want to call "I called the only number I had in my new phone, which was Em's, and she didn't answer, and I realized I didn't have anyone else's," then yes. Or if you mean, "I'm a loser who finally took the driver's test and failed that, too," then also yes.

Date: 2004-12-25 02:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valkyrie79.livejournal.com
Yeah, that was a total "I didn't hear from her, so so and so must be picking her up" thing. Brett and I were both surprised you weren't with the other one, then we figured you and Emily had worked something out.

Sucks about the driver's test. I've always heard some of the testers can be kind of sticklers and that it depends on who you get. I remember my tester giving me several chances to get something right back in the day. You need the dirt on when the easy ones are working. Are you going again soon?

Date: 2004-12-31 11:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brett-the-vet.livejournal.com
Ya, sorry bout that. Neither of us saw any indication that you needed anyone to pick you up on the message board so we assumed A. you were busy working on your book and couldn't or didn't feel like coming out or B. you had already talked to someone else about picking you up. In other words, communication snafu just about sums it up.

Date: 2004-12-25 12:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luindilwen.livejournal.com
Holy Fraggle Rock!

You two bought each other SWORDS. For Christmas.

1) I'm jealous. Swords so prettttttyyyyyy.
2) WTF. IS -EVERYONE- MADE OF MONEY OR SOMETHING?
3) Merry Christmas n'stuff!

Date: 2004-12-25 12:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
Actually, I didn't even have enough money to get him *anything* last year, and what with the book contract--I didn't get too terribly much from it, but I wanted to splurge on something for Vladimir this year. That, and neither sword was really even all that expensive.

Merry Christmas! ; )

Date: 2004-12-25 12:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ambiguousreason.livejournal.com
I think we're going to see Lemony Snicket tomorrow; I too think Sunny is the cutest thing ever. You would think that a kid would be the last thing I would love, because I work in day care, but no.

That's pretty funny about the swords. They're really cool -- not something I could ever see myself buying and/or wanting, but... still. This'll probably sound weird, but there's something majestic about them that appeals to me. And good luck hiding it from Sister Girl, too -- she seems like the type to find it in your closet because she was snooping through your stuff. Heh.

A "catered" dinner from Olive Garden? Me = v. v. jealous.

Date: 2004-12-25 01:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aurora-borialis.livejournal.com
MERRY CHRISTMAS C-DAWG!

Date: 2004-12-25 03:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] all-ephemera.livejournal.com
Ooohhhhhhhhh!!! *dies of severe jealousy poisoning* I want the swords so bad!! I got the see them at the LotR exhibit the Museum of Science help in Boston, which helped my obsession not a whit. *grin*
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Date: 2004-12-25 11:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] edda.livejournal.com
But I thought he'd gotten me something in polystone, quite honestly, and we seriously sent each other swords without any idea of what the other was doing.

It's just like O. Henry's "Gift of the Magi" except with sharp weapons.

OMG YOUR LOVE IS SO POINTY.

(Is it lame that I x-posted this comment verbatim on Vladimir's journal? And that these entries appear nestled next to each other on my Friends page?)

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