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[cleolinda]

Reporting for duty, Elfy!

If you joined a superhero group.. by Uberdude
Username
What kind of powers would you have?
How did you get your powers?
You joined the team because...	It's where my powers will best serve the world.Fame, sex, influence, money...I'm realy a supervillian looking to infiltrate.Costume fetish.My parents made me.It was that or jail.I just dig the superhero thing.To learn how to controll my powers.The opportunity to kick the crap outa people.I was sponsored.
The leader of the Team would be..	restriction
The angsty loner with tons of psychological issues	lilith20godrich
The spunky mascot	shirerain
The well intentioned but volitile mad genius	spiritof1976
The reformed supervillian 'turned-good'	vixkitten
Your personal arch nemesis	the_plamos
The overwhelmingly evil and powerfull supervillian	dmk26
The pesky fan or reporter	bakednudel
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Okay, I think I've answered all the meme questions--if I haven't it was from sheer oversight, so let me know.

Whee! Lost tonight! My mom is so excited that it's Wednesday, y'all. I have gotten her totally hooked on this show, and it's so cute.

Slothed about today because I felt like crap. Again. (I would elaborate, but... TMI.) I'm not looking forward to getting test results back, but at least then I'll stinking know what (may be) wrong with me.

Actually, I spent a good bit of the day running a three-ring circus consisting of Stanley Steemer people in one room ("Just this rug? Are you sure? Just the rug in the dining room? Only that rug? Are you sure? Are you sure that's what your mother said? Just that rug?"), a chimney cleaner guy from an outfit called The Mad Hatters in another ("So... why are you guys called Mad Hatters, if you don't... uh... work with hats? Like, at all?"), and three barking dogs getting shuttled from room to room ("So, do they bite?" "Yes. They are man-eating Pomeranians. Yes"). Then, for an encore, the cat went missing. The cat is an indoor cat. The front door was necessarily open for the Steemers' water hoses to get inside. Mom came home for lunch (let's not even discuss the fact that both sets of workers arrived an hour and a half early, which was why I hadn't yet secured the cat in the first place) and helped me comb the house up and down, and then when we were sure she wasn't in the house, we started rifling through the bushes. Then the cat suddenly teleports to the kitchen. I don't know how. Mom was in there and suddenly the cat was just there. So finally we bundled all the many animals into one room and everybody got paid and got the hell out. (The Steemer people did a pretty good job, considering that they can't spell.) Except that then while I was working this afternoon, a Steemer came back because the other Steemer left her jacket. And then I had a lie-down.

I feel very nervous and queasy for some reason, but I'm not sure why.

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Phew!

[katels.livejournal.com]

What a day!

[stepliana.livejournal.com]

I feel very nervous and queasy for some reason, but I'm not sure why.

Okay, weird, because I totally feel that way too.

[eruvadhril.livejournal.com]

I hate it when cats do that. "Magical mister mistofilies" comes to mind. And I probably spelt that wrong, but it's phonetical.

[pygmymetal.livejournal.com]

When the dogs would bark, one of my cats would skedaddle into the kitchen and hide in the cabinet under the sink. His way of protesting dog presence I think. :p

I feel very nervous and queasy for some reason I hope it's not what I have. :*/ Been sick with a tummy bug.

[fengi.livejournal.com]

Sawyer is the Spike of Lost.

Ooo, Sawyer got tongue. Ooo, Sawyer got fist!

Feel free to use that...

*shallowness*

[newbia.livejournal.com]

Dammit, the one night I forget to watch lost! Please tell me that Sawyer got tongue with someone ugly, at the very least. Of course, now that I've said that it will turn out that he had hot jungle monkey orgies with everyone.

Thank god for Cleolinda's recaps. ^_^

Re: *shallowness*

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

I regret to inform you that Sawyer tongued Kate. And that she didn't really mind.

Re: *shallowness*

[sweetle.livejournal.com]

Miss Kate really did seem to be going above and beyond the call of duty there.

[futureperfect.livejournal.com]

Oooh, team leader.

I hope I'm not a team leader who's a bit of a dick like Cyclops, though...

Three Pomeranians--bliss!

[shalanna.livejournal.com]

Awww, three Poms! Heaven on Earth! We're down to one really sweet and quiet one. He would kiss a burglar to death and insists that I answer the door, even when it is a Mormon missionary or a Young Republican knocking to Get Out The Vote and then he wants to SNIFF the NEW PEOPLE. However, Wolfie (our first dog) was very wary of strangers. He would bare his teeth and go grrrrr and he would BARK! He sounded like 3 Dobermans if somebody was scratching at the door. I used to tell people that's my Pit Pom. "Pit Pom?! Does he bite?" And they'd jump back in fear. Of course he didn't bite HARD. He was a yapper, though, when he got into the mood. Teddybear doesn't do that. He just looks at you, mystified. The only thing that penetrates his serenity is if Mama's cat scratches her litter box or comes out of the mother-in-law room. THEN he goes to bark city. Scares the tailfeathers right off her cat. I think my husband *taught* him that, or at least encourages it, the wicked sneak.

Tell 'em, "Watch out! These are Pit Poms. Careful--they'll tear your kneecaps right off!!" ;) ;) ;) ;)

Re: Three Pomeranians--bliss!

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Awww! It's actually two poms and an English cocker spaniel, but Lucky was out in the back yard at the time, and therefore not included in the "Do they bite?" discussion. (He doesn't, either.)

Re: Three Pomeranians--bliss!

[valkyrie79.livejournal.com]

I don't know -- he totally bit me that one time. Of course, I was taking his precious chocolately candy away.

Re: Three Pomeranians--bliss!

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Yeah... uh, sorry about that.

Guess who went Christmas shopping for you and Em today? (I did, I did!)

[yarha.livejournal.com]

Sheesh, sounds like a Conjunction of the Three Dancing Bears day, with a multi-ring circus all taking place in just one ring.

Mebbe they're called 'Mad Hatters' 'cause they like to breath mercury whilest stuck up the chimney. :p I suppose he wasn't doing a Dick-Van-Dyke-chimney-sweep-from-Mary-Poppins imitation? That's pretty mad.

Cats can only teleport when it causes maximum humor or annoyance.

Yarha, The Mimes Have Found Something Up the Chimney but They Can't Say What!

[leucocrystal]

Oh believe me, do I know all about the Magical Teleportation Powers of cats.

When we first moved into this apartment, a few months back, we had the front door open to move in a couch.  Kind of a stupid idea, having an indoor cat, but we were being stupid very busy and stressed, and forgot to shut him in a room upstairs or something.

Anyway, at some point, I got to wondering "Where the hell is the cat?"  So we search high and low for him, and come to assume he's not in the apartment.  Of course, since it's a new place, he finds all his favourite hiding spots before we can weasel him out.  So I go out into a strange new apartment complex, searching all over and calling for him.

Suddenly!  Cat under the kitchen sink, hidden behind a box of pots.  Shifty... *shakes fist*

[punkiejeannien.livejournal.com]

congrats, you're my spunky mascot! :o)

[bakednudel.livejournal.com]

Hey! I'm your pesky reporter! and I'd like to take this opportunity to send the big love for your LOST recaps! absolutely outstanding!!

[ambiguousreason.livejournal.com]

Fucking -- stupid -- LJ -- won't -- let me -- post -- the meme.

>>:O!!!!!!!!!

Oh well. No big deal, no one else would've cared.