I spam you again!

[cleolinda]

I am TRYING to WRITE up here and I do NOT appreciate Sister Girl badgering me for quiz answers so she can run back in here and start squealing that according to this useless Quizilla shit Kermit the Frog wants to bang me, like, 268 times and now I totally can't remember the sentence I was going to write next. STAB STAB STAB.




P.S. Sister Girl's result was "Johnny Depp." STAB!

Comments

[discogravy.livejournal.com]

c'mon.

you know you'd totally do kermit right back.

think about the tell-all book you could get out of it.

[la-sonnambula.livejournal.com]

Kermit the Frog wants to bang me, like, 268 times

Miss Piggy won't stand for that kind of behavior.

[girlalmighty]

Dude. Kermit's awesome and all but he's no competition for Johnny Depp.

Sisters can be obnoxious when you're is writing. :p

[maramala.livejournal.com]

So is the urge to stab the product of learning Kermit wants you to shove your hand up his ass, or that the Depp has the hots for your Sister Girl?

My condolences for your sibling. She does not deserve the Depp. Let the stabbing commence. :D

[bluemarie.livejournal.com]

Awww, you can spam us anytime. Whatever helps break the logjam (or just gives you a five-minute breather), you know?

[elbales]

Cleo, you're funny.

I know. NEWS FLASH. But still.

You do prima donna like no one else.

[ambiguousreason.livejournal.com]

i just have to say that this totally cracked me up. don't ask why, i'm not always very coherent and/or logical.

your spam is the good spam...

[illmantrim.livejournal.com]

... the kind they sell in the neat tins with decorative packaging

Re: your spam is the good spam...

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

That's the good spam?

Re: your spam is the good spam...

[yarha.livejournal.com]

Only the best. :p

"Above all others
porcine treat without equal
there is but one Spam"
-From Spam Haiku (http://www.kbeamer.com/spam_haiku.html)

Yarha, Old Man Sees Doctor;"I Eat Spam Daily," He Says;Angioplasty

Re: your spam is the good spam...

[illmantrim.livejournal.com]

nodsnods
grins

Re: your spam is the good spam...

[potatofishy.livejournal.com]

OMGWTF FARSCAPE!!!! (Sorry, Cleo, for the plagerism.)

CRICHTON IS MY ONE AND ONLY. And Chyana(sp?) is my idol.

Re: your spam is the good spam...

[illmantrim.livejournal.com]

waves randomly
glad ya liked

[yarha.livejournal.com]

BwAhahAHAHahAHhAaargh..Just tell her I KEEL YOU! And go all ninja with the rubber throwing-star thingies they sell at novelty shops.

Or something.

Yarha, Rubber Ninja Venom! That's Not Fair..

[(Anonymous)]

At least your sister didn't go batshit crazy and demand you be thrown out of your own apartment, especially when you were experiencing serious medical problems. And screaming she was "tired of hearing things about you".
Yeah, that happened to me.

I'm still in shock from her going nutso.

[edda.livejournal.com]

I think someone needs to make a Miss Piggy "Heroine Addict" icon.

*makes you mac and cheese with powder*

[ringwraithe.livejournal.com]

I got Spongebob Squarepants with my real name o.O

But I got Depp with the pseudonym, so it doesn't count :P