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Pathetic, desperate cybersex-seekers have descended on [livejournal.com profile] theferrett's post about strip Candyland, hitting up the women (or in some cases, the "women") for play. The first guy I found, just scanning through it:

"And yes, I can get some kind of mental image of you naked. The question is, would you go into more detail, and do it slowly, alternating with me, as we each remove clothing? I dare you!"

(Oh, well, now that you've questioned her courage, clearly she will fall for it and cyber-strip for you just to show you that she can. Well played, creepy wanker. Well played.)

Girl in question: ""In general, I do not discuss, reminisce, or cyber with unknown people on the Internet. Certainly not anonymous posters."

Guy: "So, if I joined live journal you maybe WOULD play a strip game with me?"

Other guy: "I don't expect you'll reply to this, but I thought I would say a little more about myself. I'm a writer, and..."

(She doesn't care that you're a writer--she doesn't know you, fool.)

Girl gets angry, and is awesome.

Another guy: "Did you end up totally naked? How did you feel about that?"

(And did the lambs ever stop screaming? EWWW, dude.)

Why am I telling you this? Well, in a subsequent entry, Ferrett is giving us "full rein to destroy them." WOOT. The saddest part? This one guy keeps copy-and-pasting the same pickup lines ("Thanks for your reply. I landed on this website the other day when I put "strip games" into a search engine. I have a suggestion: how would you feel about playing a strip game here...?") I suggest that some of you guys with unisex-sounding names grab one of my Heroine Addict icons or something and go over there, because it's the girly icons he hits on, and start telling him about the time you played Strip Jenga. And what happened when you took off your pants. Hell, I'm tempted to start an offensive of my own. C'mon, it'll be fun.

Date: 2004-10-16 12:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] norwegianne.livejournal.com
Another guy: "Did you end up totally naked? How did you feel about that?"


I don't know why but that last line gave me the image of an old pervy shrink...

Date: 2004-10-16 02:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unheardpublic.livejournal.com
Hmm...It sounds fun. I love tempting pervs on the internet. For some reason, it makes me feel more in control of the world. That, or I'm just really an asshole in my spare time. 'Eh...either way.

Thanks for calling this to my attention, your majestic-writer-ness, I'll be sure to show some other people about this.

Z

Date: 2004-10-16 02:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gholam.livejournal.com
Uhh... stop the planet, I want to get off!

Date: 2004-10-16 03:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yarha.livejournal.com
*groan* These guys give wankers a bad name. A disgrace to wankerhood, even. :p

Thank you, Al Gore, for letting us laugh at the internet once again.

Yarha, Either 'Ha-ha-ha' or 'Ho-ho-ho'

Date: 2004-10-16 06:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misshallelujah.livejournal.com
LJ Drama! w00t!

*puts on cyber-voyeuse hat and watches with rapt attention*

Open Season

Date: 2004-10-16 07:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lederhosen.livejournal.com
I suggest that some of you guys with unisex-sounding names grab one of my Heroine Addict icons...

Heh. I just so happen to already have a female-persona account with a suitably pretty icon. Here's one for the team (http://www.livejournal.com/users/theferrett/359239.html?thread=16729159#t16729159).

Date: 2004-10-16 08:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wock.livejournal.com
And to think of all the difficulty I've been having finding women to play strip "find the real roots of a quadratic equation".

Date: 2004-10-18 09:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grammargirl.livejournal.com
I know this is a little after the fact, but holy crap that was the funniest, nerdiest thing I've seen today. Just, um, so you know. :)

Date: 2004-10-18 11:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wock.livejournal.com
I read your lj profile to see how geeky you were, and something I read really got me excited until I realized I'd misread it, and what it actually said was "...I'm entering the limbo stage of my life.."

Date: 2004-10-16 08:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theferrett.livejournal.com
Heh. The destruction has been thorough, but saddeningly minimal. I wanted a horde of women attacking at once, but instead I got the Special Forces.

Incidentally, I just saw Star Wars again, and I thought: If she's not doing that for her book, she should. I mean, it's probably too late, but it's a classic. You know.

Your Monday Morning Quarterback,
T.F.

Date: 2004-10-16 08:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
Man, I was so disappointed he didn't bite. I was all prepared to strip down to my virtual granny panties for the guy and scar him for life ("They're kinda stained, I hope you don't mind...").

As for Star Wars--hell, I might do the original trilogy some day. Right now the book just covers movies from the last ten years... which includes Attack of the Clones. And I am having so. much. fun with it.

Date: 2004-10-17 02:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] edda.livejournal.com
Man, I was so disappointed he didn't bite. I was all prepared to strip down to my virtual granny panties for the guy and scar him for life ("They're kinda stained, I hope you don't mind...").

Bwah! I love it! I'm tempted to go do it myself. Also that's a pretty apt description of what I'd be saying if I were totally honest. OK bye.

Date: 2004-10-16 10:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tundraeternal.livejournal.com
Ok, after *six months* of reading your journal, i just got that your 'heroine addict' icons are because they're heroines, not because they're drug addicts. I feel SO DUMB, you have no idea. And it's not like i haven't thought about it, either. I just figured it was some inside joke i didn't get. But ah, i'm gonna go steal some now. So thanks!
~dumb broad

Date: 2004-10-16 10:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
Heeeeee. Don't feel bad--noticing how often people mistake "heroine" for "heroin" and vice versa was what inspired them in the first place. Besides, at least you didn't email me and try to argue that so-and-so isn't a drug addict, how dare I say so!, like one person did...

Date: 2004-10-16 11:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tundraeternal.livejournal.com
Oh my lord, you're joking? No of course you're not, it's the internet, land where the dumbest are the most hostile. Though i did think accusing Cate Blanchett of drug abuse seemed odd... But she's my hero, so all is well. Fabulous pun, now that i get it!

Date: 2004-10-17 07:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cyndarr.livejournal.com
I know so-called "Smart" people who confused the two words. They let anybody into college these days.

Wow. Just wow.

Date: 2004-10-17 07:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cyndarr.livejournal.com
I try to stay away from chat rooms and stuff like that. I mean, I have too much free time, but I figure, if I want to interact with the opposite sex, leaving the house will do just fine. Well, I feel less mentally ill now. I mean, I cause all sorts of trouble, but at least I keep it to cursing and flaming illiterate morons.
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