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[cleolinda]

So, previously on Veronica Mars:

Veronica's dad is the sheriff, or he was the sheriff but Veronica's best friend got murdered and Veronica's dad lost his job after he went after the friend's impossibly rich father and possibly the wrong man confessed and then Veronica's boyfriend/murdered friend's brother dumped her and all her rich-kid friends ditched her and then Veronica's mom ran out on them AND THEN Veronica got date/roofie-raped, AND THEN the new Sheriff Jackhole laughed at her for crying about it, and Mercutio's Kid is all like, "Damn, you win." Now she is Veronica Mars, Girl Detective, working for Enrico Colantoni, Washed-Out Sheriff Dad Detective. Weird.

Then, last week, there's a motorcycle gang leader named "Weevil" who is way cuter than anyone named "Weevil" has any right to be, and he and Veronica sort of have a vibe-despite-themselves going, and she decides she's going to get him off (heh heh) the hook for this credit-card fraud charge, and she thinks it's totally this rich kid dating Paris Hilton (no, for real. High-school Paris Hilton) who did it, except it turns out to totally be "Weevil's" cousin "Chardo," which--what? "Chardo"? Rhymes with "Lardo" and "Zimbardo"? Are you for real? Okay, whatever then. It turns out to totally be "Weevil's" cousin "Chardo" who is scamming off rich people's credit cards so that he can boff Paris Hilton on the side, proving for all eternity that 1) Paris Hilton really will sleep with anyone, and I mean anyone, and 2) ...really, Chardo? Damn.

Also, I didn't watch the first two shows when they originally aired, so I read the recaps, and the whole time I was imagining the Winona Ryder character from Heathers (read that caption. You can see it, can't you?) instead of some blonde girl, and if this really had been a show about Veronica from Heathers becoming a snarky girl detective/female Job, this would be the best show ever created. EVER.

(I did watch the rerun of the pilot on MTV this evening, so I am at least caught up with who's who now.)

So, tonight: WAIT A MINUTE, THIS IS LAST WEEK'S EPISODE. FIE ON THE STUPID VP DEBATE, I KNOW WHO I'M VOTING FOR!

Comments

[la-sonnambula.livejournal.com]

The caption for Weevil and a kid (http://www.upn.com/shows/veronica_mars/photo.php?page=15):

Biker Gang leader Weevil obviously wins every staring contest at Neptune High. Little did new kid Wallace know what he was getting into when he went to school today. Like the Christians and the Lions. Poor Wallace.

Bwah! Thems some high quality snark!

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Heh. I love how even random captions on the website bring the snark ("When Weevil looks at you with those big brown eyes, and that puppydog look, you have to love him. That’s why I carry a taser gun").

[kassandra05.livejournal.com]

D'oh! That's what happens when I don't hit refresh before posting.

Oh well, great minds and all that. :)

[kassandra05.livejournal.com]

My favorite caption was under this photo. (http://www.upn.com/shows/veronica_mars/photo.php?page=9)

When Weevil looks at you with those big brown eyes, and that puppydog look, you have to love him. That's why I carry a taser gun.

[theonlykow.livejournal.com]

I have to admit I like the show too Kristen Bell (Veronica) is uber-hot and Paris Hilton is my on-again off-again not-really-hot TV lover. When she's on TV I just can't help but watch. She's not even hot, unless her hair is short, when she kind of toes the border between hot and not. So she's okay.

But so entertaining! Anyway. I enjoyed Veronica Mars something fierce, but I didn't watch the new episode tonight. Good thing it wasn't on, I guess; Real World took that space. Jon Bon Jovi! On Real World!

I hate him but I'm glad they all love him so they could meet someone they love.

[notyetxbroken.livejournal.com]

i saw an ad for the show about a week ago but had no interest in watching it. now that i've read this, i still have no interest in watching it. i'll just read your recaps (pleeeeeeeeeease say you'll do them every week! *begs*).

[leeca99.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's short for Richardo.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

I started wondering about that, except that I think the Spanish version of Richard is actually "Ricardo." But still.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

I thought it was the same--doesn't he answer the phone "Keith Mars"?

[(Anonymous)]

Really? Who are you voting for?

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Well, not to start some huge political flamewar or anything, but I'm voting Kerry, i.e. Not-Bush, based on Bush's administration and what they've done the last four years. I basically don't believe anything politicians say anyway, so I don't really care what they come spout in the debates. All I know is, I'm not voting for Bush.

*grumble*

[http://users.livejournal.com/lorien__/]

*shoots cleo*

thanks hon, you got me hooked on m15m, your LJ and NOW you got me hooked on TWOP *sigh - will never get any work done now*

Lorien__

[foresthouse.livejournal.com]

Please tell me if you find the appropriate picture(s) you will make me an icon for:
"and Mercutio's Kid is all like, 'Damn, you win'"
Pleeeease? :D

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Hee. I'll see what I can do.

Where's Brandy?

[(Anonymous)]

Hey Cleolinda, what is the link for that comic with the cartoon animals, the nerdy blond guy and the bodacious brunette chick named Brandy? I searched past LJ entries for, like, 45 minutes--which was entertaining, but not rewarding.
Too bad it's not possible to make a lucrative career out of journaling...but you're giving it a shot with the m15m book, I guess. Good luck with that, my fingers are crossed for huge sales, fame, boy-harems, etc for you.
~silverleaf 42

Re: Where's Brandy?

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

The link is http://www.libertymeadows.com/. And thanks. :)

[sydelbow.livejournal.com]

yo i dont know what episode i caught but i am waaaaay behind. She seems totally okay with the rape thing because i never wouldve known she was totally fucking violated a few eps ago. o.0 ??