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ACK HATE GRRR KILL. My DSL was fading in and out yesterday, but now it's just gone--I'm downstairs on my parents' computer, which will do in a pinch, except... you know. I mean, I have most of my bookmarks stored on Yahoo, but... it's not my room with my stuff and... I'm not saying there's anything wrong with the sites I visit, but you might not want your family to realize that you spend a lot of time on a site populated by stick figures. Also? No Semagic. No IM to talk to Vladimir. Damn thing takes 10 minutes to pull up my email, and it's got a cable connection, for chrissakes.

(Cable? DSL? What? I know, I know. You won't believe this, but by the time we priced routers and networks and whatevers, it turned out that it would cost a hell of a lot more to bust through the walls and install a cable connection in my room OR hook up all the computers in the house to a DSL network connection than it would be to just let me have DSL and my parents add, like, a dollar [for serious!] to the digital cable bill for downstairs. And one or the other is always going out, so we have the added benefit of being able to run whining to the other connection.)

So I'm ticked. I can't even run the IntelliMover software on my new computer until I have an internet connection. Fnarrr. I have been moving things from CD-RWs, however, although half of them have decided to pretend that they're completely blank, EVEN THOUGH I KNOW THEY'RE NOT, GIMME BACK MY FILES, HORS!

(Does anyone know how to retrieve documents off a misbehaving CD?)

Meanwhile, I'm down here searching the OED for a three-page close-reading paper on two lines from Milton's Comus:

Next this marble venom'd seat
Smear'd with gumms of glutenous heat


that... well, a noble's virgin daughter is trapped on that seat. Yeah. Ew. So, basically, imagine having to look up every single word in the OED just to be sure there isn't some wildly divergent meaning or development in the history of the word, and then think of something scintillating to say about it. Yeah. If y'all are interested, I'll post it when I'm done.

(Also, I'll explain the Peter Pan thing from yesterday in plain English as soon as I have a moment. It's not going to happen until the new year at the very earliest, but I wanted to know if there would be any interest.)

AH GOD WHERE IS MY INTERNET STAB.

Date: 2004-09-20 02:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anne-jumps.livejournal.com
So, butt sweat?

Date: 2004-09-20 02:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
Heh. It's worse than that, actually--I managed to pick the one passage in the whole masque that scholars are still arguing over. Current theories include "sticky menses," "sperm," and "female excitement." YAY.

Date: 2004-09-20 02:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anne-jumps.livejournal.com
Oh, but I thought "glutenous" would refer to the butt.

LOL, female excitement.

Date: 2004-09-21 06:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
Some critics *do* argue that (glutenous/gluteus maximus), while others read it as "gluten-ous," i.e., having to do with gluten or having the physical properties of gluten. Can you tell I've been up all night with the litcrit-speak?

Date: 2004-09-20 11:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bluemarie.livejournal.com
I like how they feel like they have to qualify, "sticky menses." Whaaaa? And also, ew.

Date: 2004-09-20 02:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gholam.livejournal.com
That's where IEEE802.11b comes in. Dirt cheap nowadays, and goes through walls mighty fine - better than 802.11g in fact, and although it only has 11mbps (theoretical) bandwidth compared to 54mbps (108 for dual-band super-G), that's plenty good enough for sharing an internet connection.

Date: 2004-09-20 02:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] computermaniac.livejournal.com
I have been moving things from CD-RWs, however, although half of them have decided to pretend that they're completely blank, EVEN THOUGH I KNOW THEY'RE NOT, GIMME BACK MY FILES, HORS!

Sounds like you need to install some special software so that the computer will understand how to read the CDRWs in the first place. Not sure why the computer can read some of them and not others (unless the CDRWs were burned using different programs or something), but you can try installing this Adaptec ASPI Driver (http://www.adaptec.com/worldwide/support/driverdetail.jsp?sess=no&language=English+US&filekey=aspi_v470.exe). Yes, I know the link ends in '.exe', but not will start downloading until you click on the download button. You'll just have to trust me on that...

One last thing... You install this at your own risk, and I cannot be held liable for damages or any of that. Blah blah blah... It shouldn't give your computer any problems though. :)

Date: 2004-09-20 02:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yarha.livejournal.com
Yeah. If y'all are interested, I'll post it when I'm done.

Yes! Milton translated!

Mayhap your DSL is bein' savaged by a pride of purple packet panthers, who feast upon TCP/IP data as it swims through the ether. Or something. Must..put..down..crack pipe.

Hope it's fixed soonish.

Yarha, Like Souls Thronging Thick as Leaves in Vallombrosa

Date: 2004-09-20 05:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vladimirsever.livejournal.com
Awww! Internet trouble! (hugs Cleo in parent's room) (parents walk in) (closeup of parents' faces, music swells, cut to commercials)

Vladimir Update: I think I narrowly averted being scalped over on my LJ for saying that AOTC ain't all bad after all, nor is ROTK all peachy. What else. Visited some publishers, had a lovely Mexican meal with Domagoj, attended some Algoritam evening gala somewhere. Read a bit of a friend's novel, which happens to be q. good and can't find a publisher. All in all, not bad for a Monday. Overdue with two ultrashort reviews for the local Total Film, mostly because they are ultrashort and I'll, like, write them in no time, right?

Well, at least Milton sounds like no porn we've ever seen.

Date: 2004-09-22 11:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
My mom said you called and left a message, but she apparently hit the wrong key and deleted it or something. Do you have my cell? I actually have my own voice mail now, if you want to try that.

Date: 2004-09-20 05:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gniko.livejournal.com
I still think adding the old drive into your new computer as a secondary would save a lot of time and effort, unless there's no room in te new case? Or would it void your warranty opening the case? I forget if Dell does that, I've not had a computer throuh any company in a long time.

Eck, gumms of glutenous heat makes me think of the second thing there. Gluttony, heat, gumms. ... semen, if you would :P

Date: 2004-09-21 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoukinkasegi.livejournal.com
Slaving the old drive (from the old Betsy) actually makes a lot of sense, and no iirc it doesn't void the Dell warranty. Still, one could get on the phone and have the techs verify the warranty and walk you through the entire thing. Should take you no more than 20-25 minutes tops. Or since you have that so weet service deal you can call them up and have a tech right there and do all the work for you :)

Date: 2004-09-20 07:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bakednudel.livejournal.com
*raises hand* Me! yeah, I'd like to read your take on those 2 lines from Comus... hope your DSL gets well soon. Sorry I can't help with any of the rest, I'm completely Mac.

Date: 2004-09-20 09:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arayuldaiel.livejournal.com
Would you rather your family realize you spend all your time on a site populated by stick figures, or a site populated by weird-looking cartoon animals? (www.neopets.com) 'Cus, yeah, I kinda do both.

The only computer in the house is in my parents' room, I feel your pain. My parents are the type who flinch at the word 'hell', so they nearly have heart attacks when they read TWoP re-caps over my shoulder. I don't think they've realized that I hear 10 times worse at school. Yay, middle school!

Date: 2004-09-21 06:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
I play Neopets too.

Date: 2004-09-20 09:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notyetxbroken.livejournal.com
stick figures! how cuuuuute! the purpose and point of that site reminds me of neopets, which i personally was never a part of, but one of my friends was. i spent quite a bit of time [ too much, in my opinion ] watching her play on that site and having to pretend i cared. of course, i really don't know much about that site except for what i read in the five seconds i was there. so yeah, don't mind me.

i just used the word 'scintillating' this evening. or, actually, i was going to use it, but then i realised that i didn't know how to pronounce it. so i asked about pronunciation and then i utilised it in conversation. i love big words [ and yes, i am a nerdy wanna-be writer with no life ]. :D

Date: 2004-09-20 09:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eruvadhril.livejournal.com
Heh heh that sucks. I hate it when computers cease to function. If my CD pretends to be blank I just eject it, re-insert it and press Refresh, and usually it comes back.
WHOOT THE GRIM GROTTO COMES OUT TODAY *is impatient for school to end*

Date: 2004-09-20 09:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] edda.livejournal.com
Virgin butt-crack sweat is what it's about, obviously. According to medieval folklore, the sweat from a virgin's buttcrack could prevent hail, cure blindness, slay dragons, and ward off tax attorneys. According to, ah...Tolkien. Wrote that right before his essay about Beowulf. Really.

Date: 2004-09-21 12:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eruvadhril.livejournal.com
*sees the word 'Tolkien'* Ooh, Tolkien rules! Yay for Tolkien! *waves 'Frodo Lives' banner*

Date: 2004-09-20 11:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misshallelujah.livejournal.com
Meanwhile, I'm down here searching the OED for a three-page close-reading paper on two lines from Milton's Comus

*gets sudden nasty flashback from first year poetry class*
*brain goes into convulsions and starts churning out random showtunes to block out the memory*

Geebuz. You have my sympathies. Do post the results when you're done with them!

Date: 2004-09-20 11:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bluemarie.livejournal.com
"Glutenous" as in wheat gluten? As in, the "gluey protein substance" gluten?

.... I think I know what that line's talking about.

Date: 2004-09-21 03:33 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Ahh you still haven't explained the Peter Pan thing! Please hurry before I die of anxiety!
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