Paper-induced dementia
Dec. 4th, 2003 11:50 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cleolinda[Creeps downstairs, opens cupboards, fridge--nothing.]
Where is it, precious? Where are all the snackses?
Gone, gone, gone! Stupid fat parentses ate all the snackses!
No! No sugar cookies? No E.L. Fudgeses? No crunchable chipses?
[Wailing] They don't care if we starves! They don't care if we sits up all night writing stupid nassty term paper! They eats all the snackses their fat selves! Oo, croutons.
No!
[Wily look] Cinnamon toast?
Is it tasty? Is it--crunchable?
If we cooks it long enough, yes, precious.
[Dances around kitchen in glee.]
Where is it, precious? Where are all the snackses?
Gone, gone, gone! Stupid fat parentses ate all the snackses!
No! No sugar cookies? No E.L. Fudgeses? No crunchable chipses?
[Wailing] They don't care if we starves! They don't care if we sits up all night writing stupid nassty term paper! They eats all the snackses their fat selves! Oo, croutons.
No!
[Wily look] Cinnamon toast?
Is it tasty? Is it--crunchable?
If we cooks it long enough, yes, precious.
[Dances around kitchen in glee.]
