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[cleolinda]

Avast, it tickles me brain that ye may be needin' more'n the way of explication and piratification to be properly enjoyin' this here fine holiday. In order to jargon like a right fine sea dog, ye may be wantin' to visit me favorite pirate glossary. Th' official website be http://talklikeapirate.com/, and the Cap'n highly suggests that ye step lively and leave Cap'n Slappy an' the Chumbucket a comment by way o' salutation. An' tell 'em the Blackhearted Cleo sent ye.

Comments

[shirade.livejournal.com]

ARRR!!! I jus' weathared me a huge storm! We ain't got no powa! Arrrr an' I luv this here holiday, arrrr!!!

*kidnaps Johnny Depp and runs away*

[thoughtcr1me.livejournal.com]

Avast! Me foine crew and I just weighed anchor from the selfsame glossary, and with all those foine words, it's like we're running with a strong wind, me foine beauty. Godspeed!

[andromeda-77.livejournal.com]

Gangway, matey! Must polish me cutlass after that pillage. Argh - tip up yer grog and celebrate our swag wit me best wench o' the ship.

[whoisdialogue.livejournal.com]

My own contribution to the genre:

Talking like a Pirate is Fun, but Annoys People (http://www.randomdialogue.net/writing/shortform/talkinglikeapirate.php3)