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Today's horoscope: You are a force of nature, a cyclone, a hurricane. But be judicious with your power. THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

It's getting scary out here. Not the weather--the natives. Once again, everyone is panicking, driving batshit crazy on the roads, buying up all the bread and batteries, and Mom had to wait in line 45 minutes at the grocery store. When my stepfather comes home in a couple of hours we're going to start moving the deck furniture under the deck (ARR! BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES!), and I'm backing up all my book material in online storage (Yahoo Briefcase, Gmail, etc.). Also, there will be much laundering and hair-washing while we still have electricity (Sister Girl even went ahead and dyed her hair last night. Priorities, she has).

About Sister Girl's hair: Every now and then she gets a wild hair on (no pun intended) to change the color of her hair. Generally this involves highlights or a color a shade or two off her normal one, which is a light/medium brown I believe Madeleine L'Engle once called "hair-colored hair." (It's my color, too.) Well, this time she decided she wanted it darker, so she got a shade called "Sweet Cola," which purported to be a "medium-dark brown," but in actuality was more of a "light pitch black." Well, I take that back--it is still on the brown spectrum, and it's not that awful lightless black that looks completely fake next to most skin colors. It looks good. It's just not what she wanted.

Meanwhile--did I tell you about the tree in the front yard that was struck by lightning while I was in New Orleans? (Marcus is okay--he's in Austin, by the way, says one of our friends.) It was split right down the middle into thirds. One third fell over. The other two thirds are still there. I'm thisclose to going out there with an axe and chopping all the way down to the root so at least it'll go ahead and fall over and not be used against us like a giant projectile. Where are orcs when you need them?

Also: Dear UPS: STOP LEAVING PACKAGES BY THE BACK DOOR. WHY DO YOU DO THAT?

Speaking of orcs: Oh, dear. It's Fugagorn. Yikes. Well, at least I'll have something to play with while the power's out. Actually, I ought to be completely entertained--I have that Milton mini-paper, plenty to read, and a new story idea involving seven orphans, probably a bit after WWI, and the middle two boys need names. This is my favorite part of writing a story--the exploratory phase--and it's easy to do on and off while you're working on something else. I have plenty of paper, so as long as deck chairs don't come flying through the windows, I ought to be okay.

Date: 2004-09-15 11:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shawnj.livejournal.com
From my experience, you basically have to hound the local UPS office to stop them from doing that.

Date: 2004-09-15 11:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
The weird thing is, they've never done it before! Not before yesterday, when they suddenly started doing it with my computer peripherals--but they put the main box on the doorstep. Crazy bastards.

Date: 2004-09-15 11:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kotszok.livejournal.com
Littly Timmy and Hubert. *cough* Sorry.

Well, I hope nothing too serious happens to you guys and that all is well in the end. Good luck.

Date: 2004-09-15 11:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quizzicalsphinx.livejournal.com
The manager at WalMart says that there is not a single D-cell battery left at any WalMart in the upper half of Alabama, nor are there any left at most of the smaller stores (Big Lots and the like) that I checked. I'm more afraid of the public panic than the storm. And I'm in Tarrant, which gets a foot of standing water even during a mildly heavy rain, so people are going to be just fruitcakes on this end of town.


Stay dry, save your files, take care.

Date: 2004-09-15 11:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
You stay safe, too--I'm formatting a fresh CD-RW to back up my entire My Documents folder, just in case the previous CD went bad (which happens all the time for some reason, unfortunately). And you're totally right--the people are always scarier than the weather down here, probably because we have very little experience with natural disasters.

Date: 2004-09-15 01:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] guinevere33.livejournal.com
And yet we're very blase about tornadoes. In high school, they always resisted cancelling school until the tornadoes were actually going through our front lawn. And even then it was with a "Eh, what are the odds it'll hit anything important?" kind of attitude.

Date: 2004-09-15 11:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoiryu.livejournal.com
DON'T DIE!!!!

Date: 2004-09-15 11:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
Hee. Well, I'll do my best.

Date: 2004-09-15 11:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meredith-mae.livejournal.com
Occassionally, I die my hair something darker than I really want because in a week or two, it will fade to the color I'm looking for. And then in another week or two, it will fade to 3 shades lighter than I wanted. My hair is really fine an naturally light reddish brown, and therefore, for some reason, cannot hold color. Right now I'm on the remnants of a deep burgandy brown from several months ago. I haven't had to re-dye it because you can't really see my roots, and honestly, my hair is reddish blond now. How does it actually get lighter than my real color? I don't know. Reds fade quickly, though, so maybe I should just try brown.

This hurricaine thing is like Y2K, isn't it? With the batteries, bottled water and duct tape. (I still don't know how duct tape protects you from looters, computer meltdowns, or anthrax.) Hey, at least where I live, when an earthquake happens, we get no warning and therefore no crazed locals. ;-)

Y2K/EQ/Hair Dye

Date: 2004-09-15 04:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] canonball13.livejournal.com
I was just thinking that, about it seeming like Y2K... I worked at Safeway back then, and we had no, and I mean not a single 16 oz bottle, NO water on our shelves. No batteries, and not many canned goods, either. And the people were all completely serious as they bought it....I kinda wish I had been there at 12:01 am to ask how they felt now that the world hadn't ended.


I'm in EQ country too, and no warnings, just spur-of-the-moment craziness. =)

Also, on the hair dye note, going darker this weekend. I used to just want to be blonder than I am, and now I do the winter/dark/summer/light thing....it was way cheaper when I just wanted to be very blonde.

Date: 2004-09-16 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elbiesee.livejournal.com
I have to dye my hair, because at 27 years old I'm already starting to sprout gray hairs. (Thanks for the genetics, Daddy...) It makes it healthier (something about the coloring coating the hair, plus the kick-butt conditioner), plus it's kinda fun. I've gone reddish before - with my pale skin, it looks good. But last time, upon Daughter's request, I got Chocolate Brown. Shiny.

All we get are tornadoes and ice storms to freak us out. And since you don't know how bad those will be until after the fact, Teh Crayzee strikes in the days after instead of the days before.

Date: 2004-09-15 12:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yarha.livejournal.com
You are a force of nature, a cyclone, a hurricane. Perhaps they'll name one after you. 'Hurrican Cleo' and so forth. A great honor. ;)

Yarha, Tempest Tossed or Cookies Hurled?

Date: 2004-09-15 12:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ailehtac03.livejournal.com
I agree with shoiryu. Also, how do you have so many icons???

Date: 2004-09-15 12:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meredith-mae.livejournal.com
Paid accounts get 15 icons, and you can pay for even more if you'd like.

Date: 2004-09-15 12:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ailehtac03.livejournal.com
You can? Your icon is funny, btw. I have a paid accout and 15 icons, but I didn't know you could get more. Hmm ... *is an iconwhore*

Date: 2004-09-15 12:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pygmymetal.livejournal.com
I love *your* icon....I'd marry that man if he were available, he's adorable! But I love Jack Black too! :D

Date: 2004-09-15 12:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arielchan.livejournal.com
Icon looooooooove <3

Date: 2004-09-15 01:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cpip.livejournal.com
I just have lust for yours.

Date: 2004-09-15 09:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] foresthouse.livejournal.com
That is a GREAT icon. I met Kevin when he was on a speaking tour. He is way cool. Also he went to school in my town and dated a girl I knew...so we had a lot to talk about. Hehe.
Sadly, I have NOT met Jay :(

Date: 2004-09-15 12:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arielchan.livejournal.com
Every now and then she gets a wild hair on

I think you mean wild hare.

But yeah... I also have hair-colored hair. My mother, thankfully, started letting me dye it when I was 12. It's been variations of red and blonde ever since, including one point when, after several consecutive bad dye jobs, it was about 5 different shades.

Mine is also currently a brown so dark that it looked black, but I've washed it a few times and now it's more on the brown spectrum.

~*Ariel*~

Date: 2004-09-15 12:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yarha.livejournal.com
Bah. My Icon is peaceful and relaxes me, preventing me from making posts like this:

HEADLINES: UPS PERSONNEL SHOWN TO BE 'BACK DOOR' MEN
Subtitled: We Have Proof!

...or perhaps not. ;)

Yarha, The Tao of Peaceful Whatnotness

Date: 2004-09-15 01:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] guinevere33.livejournal.com
My frist reaction was, "Battening down the hatches? Aren't you in BIRMINGHAM? The last hurricane that caused so much as a severe thunderstorm in Tuscaloosa was Opal, and that was a direct hit on Mobile!"

And then I checked NOAA, and promptly realized, "Holy fuck! It IS going to be a direct hit on Mobile!" Me thinks I should call home tonight.

Date: 2004-09-15 02:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
Seriously, you might want to. We're hearing about 75 mph winds that we're supposed to get, and you know how far inland Birmingham is.

Date: 2004-09-15 01:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notyetxbroken.livejournal.com
i have what i believe is hair-coloured hair as well. but i've seriously been considering dying it a little darker. perhaps some shade of auburn? that might be nice. except i don't know what shades would look good on me, so i think i might have to suck it up and pay the extreme amounts that salons charge. also because i'm not sure i trust myself with my hair (although i did cut it myself last week, so who knows).

public panic here is a scary, scary thing. i live in seattle, so when it snows once every five years (ahem. so i'm exaggerating a little), even though it's barely an inch and you can totally still see the grass in my front yard, everyone freaks. school closes, the stores sell out of bread, milk, and batteries, and people refuse to drive unless it's a matter of life and death.

even when it's raining and the snow on the roads is A) nonexistent, or B) nasty grey slush piled at the curbs that attacks the feet and ankles of innocent passersby, soaking them.

pfft. crazy seattle people, can't take a little snow. i'd hate to witness hurricane-preparedness. you might die if you linger too long in front of the grocery store, or something.

Date: 2004-09-15 01:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notyetxbroken.livejournal.com
...shit, that was long. i rambled.

Date: 2004-09-15 01:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meredith-mae.livejournal.com
If it ever snowed in LA, people would die. Apparantly it does so about once every 40 years. Every winter (*every*- this coming winter being my second winter here) I secretly hope for snow since 1) I kind of miss Buffalo and what can remind me more of Buffalo than snow? and 2) I can show off my amazing snow driving skills. Low visability? No problem. Fishtails? Cake walk. I'd school these damn LA drivers in what good driving really is.

Date: 2004-09-15 01:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arayuldaiel.livejournal.com
Everyone's going batshit around here, too. Within good reason, as this'll be the first big hurricane to hit our area since Opal. They're shutting off our water tonight as well, so everyone's in a frenzy taking last minute showers etc.

Stay safe up there!

Date: 2004-09-15 01:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schtroumph-c.livejournal.com
Ok, I have to ask, where did you find your horoscope? It's from a mag or something online ?

About hair, they tend to do what they want. I always wanted to be red-haired and curly. I had to wait to have the right to dye them, and they always stay straight. Until some months ago, when they begin to curl naturally. But whatever which red I take, they 'bring the color down' to a limit. Even a hairdresser couldn't make it red above the limit.

About the cyclone, hope that all will be okay :)

Date: 2004-09-15 02:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
The horoscope is from my.yahoo.com, where I've set up tthe Sagittarius option. There's a "quick" version, which is what I posted, and a more in-depth version. I just think it's weird how mine refers so frequently to actual things happening in my life--it actually said something about novels one day, and short stories the week before--even though they're totally mass-produced fortune-cookie blah.

Date: 2004-09-15 02:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schtroumph-c.livejournal.com
Ok, thanks you!

Date: 2004-09-15 03:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tundraeternal.livejournal.com
a light/medium brown Madeleine L'Engle once called "hair-colored hair."
I always quote this when people ask my why i dye my hair, and then they never get what i'm talking about! Honestly, people are so illiterate these days.

Date: 2004-09-15 04:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kittygopounce.livejournal.com
Oh, so not good to think of the tree being all projectile-like. Buuut ... don't you want to go out there with a chainsaw, instead of an axe, and hack it to bitsies more easily? In fact, I re-read that and it looks like you don't even want to chop it up, so I was going to query that if a storm big enough comes along, wouldn't it get picked up anyway and thrown about? Hmm. How does evacuating sound?

(I'm starting to get glad that hurricanes are a non-existant thing in my part of the world).

Sister Girl's hair sounds good! I want to do that to a friend of mine, but ... we never seem to get around to doing that colour and always head more reddish coloured.

Stay safe, at any rate, hope all your back-ups work *snugs*

Date: 2004-09-15 05:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 24-centuries.livejournal.com
First of all -- Also: Dear UPS: STOP LEAVING PACKAGES BY THE BACK DOOR. WHY DO YOU DO THAT?

Seriously! We just started using our back door again recently and they would just randomly leave packages there. It was something like two weeks before we realised one of the boxes was out there!

I think that the ax idea is a good one. The more you can increase your chances of not having a flying projectile aimed at you/your house, the better. =)

*hopes deck chairs stay outside where they belong*

Good luck hon =) Hope everything turns out okay for you =D

Date: 2004-09-15 05:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unexplored.livejournal.com
(Sister Girl even went ahead and dyed her hair last night. Priorities, she has).

I dyed my hair before Charley hit FL!!! And I thought about doing it again before Frances kicked my ass but it would have been overkill.

You are not alone.

Date: 2004-09-15 06:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jephimykes.livejournal.com
YOU!

You've got me checking my horoscope again, foul demon!

j/k.

Nice to know you're still alive, tho.

Date: 2004-09-15 07:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] duncanatrix.livejournal.com
UPS has a bad habit of leaving packages at our garage door. WTF?

Date: 2004-09-15 07:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] illmantrim.livejournal.com
Hang in there, my friend. I am praying for you and JLR and all my Alabama and especially Birmingham area friends.

Date: 2004-09-15 09:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] foresthouse.livejournal.com
Here's hoping you pull through OK. My friend [livejournal.com profile] realityfnbites lives in Ohio and apparently they are going to get hit - she told me, "Yeah, my coworker said we were gonna get our asses kicked by the weather and I was like, 'What? This is Ohio'...and then I looked at the weather channel. Damn."
And I just have to put in a *plug* for the name Caleb. Ever since I met one I love that name. :)

Date: 2004-09-15 10:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] edda.livejournal.com
You are hilarious even in the middle of a natural disaster. God, I want you with me if any of those nature-goes-bananas movies ever happens for real.

Not that, you know, Ivan doesn't count. Is it just me or is it like God keeps trying to bowl a strike with these things?

Date: 2004-09-16 05:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elbiesee.livejournal.com
Today's horoscope: You are a force of nature, a cyclone, a hurricane. But be judicious with your power. THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

Best horoscope (and reaction thereof) I've ever read.

But seriously, hang in there. Ask my fiance - I talk about you like you live down the street and we meet every morning for coffee (and evenings for beer). Let us know when you're still alive.

In the meanwhile... being mildly drunk may be the best way to pass the time. :-)

Date: 2004-09-16 06:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] irishabastard.livejournal.com
As a former Floridian, I heartily advocate chopping down said projectile. Harder for the wind to get underneath it if its on the ground already. Be with the safe.
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