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cleolindaI just got a call from Sister Girl. Sister Girl has a bad habit of calling me from the movie theater--I hope to God she's not actually in the room with the movie playing, because I would have to shoot her on principle at that point--and asking me what the end of the movie is. (I know! Seriously!) So now she's out at Wicker Park, and she's all like, AHHHH, HOW DOES IT END?? And I'm like, look, I don't know! (I even kinda wanted to see the movie, and you didn't even ask me to go, hor!) I'd been looking up movie spoilers myself and couldn't find one for Wicker Park at all. As far as I know, the plot of the movie is that Helen of Troy is going out with Josh Hartnett and they're all happy until one day she's like, "Shit, you're not Paris!" and he's like, "Wow, blondes really are dumb," and she dumps him because, you know, she's Helen of Troy, she doesn't have to put up with that shit, and he's all broken up about it, and meanwhile Briseis is all up on his jock and he wakes up one day/night/afternoon/twilight/whatever and she's sitting over him like a freakin' vulture watching him and he's all like, "What are you DOING?" and she's all like, "I'm watching you sleep," and Josh Hartnett's like "OMG YOU ARE WRONG IN THE HEAD" and Matthew Lillard's like "Ruh-roh!" and everyone else is like, "Dude, Shaggy's all up in this?" and then Briseis probably kills everyone. I mean, I don't know. I'm just guessing.
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Date: 2004-09-05 11:48 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2004-09-05 12:05 pm (UTC)that made today all the worthwhile
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Date: 2004-09-05 12:06 pm (UTC)I'm laughing so hard at your plot guess.
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Date: 2004-09-05 12:06 pm (UTC)Cool.
:D
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Date: 2004-09-05 12:11 pm (UTC)BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*dies*
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Date: 2004-09-05 12:16 pm (UTC)Heathen of TWoP did a funny piece (http://fuggingitup.blogspot.com/2004/09/little-ditty-bout-fug-and-diane.html) on Byrne and Kruger's unfortunate apparel at a premier.
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Date: 2004-09-05 12:20 pm (UTC)No, wait...
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Date: 2004-09-05 12:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-05 12:22 pm (UTC)"Whatchoo talkin' bout, Frodo?"
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Date: 2004-09-05 01:04 pm (UTC)hilarious XD
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Date: 2004-09-05 04:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-05 06:32 pm (UTC)But it MUST be, "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Fro'yo?"
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Date: 2004-09-05 12:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-05 12:53 pm (UTC)Just read your entry to the husband, and we both laughed ourselves silly.
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Date: 2004-09-05 12:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-05 01:26 pm (UTC)Well, I'll take that one of my "To-see" list. I think I live near Wicker Park, so I was all, "Feh."
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Date: 2004-09-05 02:17 pm (UTC)BTW, are you going to see Vanity Fair? Me and my friends are thinking of seeing it. (after we go see PoA at the $1 theatre for the 100th time)
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Date: 2004-09-05 04:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-05 08:55 pm (UTC)I can see it at IMAX for $11. I've seen it 7x so far.
Lucky you.
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Date: 2004-09-06 09:35 am (UTC)The theatre that's showing it is a little mom and pop theatre that shows movies that are done showing at the big movie chains...always smells like ciggartte smoke in there, but still, $1 movies. Sweet.
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Date: 2004-09-05 02:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-05 03:52 pm (UTC)Totally Off-Topic
Date: 2004-09-05 04:35 pm (UTC)Re: Totally Off-Topic
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Date: 2004-09-05 05:24 pm (UTC)May I please have your permission to re-post that Wicker Park summary (with credit to you) in my own journal, although it was somewhat off the actual part? Because really. I can barely breathe now, I am laughing so hard.
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Date: 2004-09-05 08:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-05 05:59 pm (UTC)OMG so funny.
You're terrific!
Date: 2004-09-05 07:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-05 07:58 pm (UTC)I admit to having a mild case of this, especially with respect to novels that take too long to develop.
Yarha, End First, then Beginning
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Date: 2004-09-06 12:05 am (UTC)Which itself sucked, but I digress.
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Date: 2004-09-06 08:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-06 10:17 am (UTC)"THAT'S NOT THE KIND OF MIDOL I WANT!"
i found that hilarious
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Date: 2004-09-06 11:37 am (UTC)They would worship you for a good review :p rofl
Couldn't stop laughing.
that movie is no where near of being released here and yet i KNOW i don't wanna see it. (thanks for that)
and what's with the actors all appearing the the same movies??? aren't there enough of them around they have to go back to the same people????
oh well *stops ranting*
Lorien__