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[cleolinda]

Dear baaaaabyanimals: Thank you for helping me get to sleep the other night after all that creepy shit I read.

Dear friends list: Sorry about the creepy shit.

Dear Mom: I'm sure it's really sweet that you want to take my first advance check and Xerox it and frame it and stuff. However, I would rather deposit it and start using it, thnx.

Dear Self: I HAVE MONEY WOOT.

P.S. to Self: It's been three days. Stop reading the creepy shit. Seriously, you're starting to look ruggid from lack of sleep.

Meanwhile:

Vladimir has seen Finding Neverland at the Venice fest and liked it--I told him he would because, sadly enough, I haven't been updating the Digest but I finally have an inside Hollywood source and The Source said it was good. And then he got Quarantino's autograph:

[Vladimir]: Mister Tarantino, would you please autograph my Catalogue?

QT: I'd rather not.

[Vladimir]: Well, just this once.

QT (signs Catalogue): Is that a promise?

[Vladimir]: Um, no.

(I'll have to get him to tell the story of the time he got Harvey Weinstein's autograph after Jabba the Harv initially blew him off in a similar fashion. Vladimir seems to be very good at wheedling celebrities, a skill that cannot be too highly valued.)

So I highly recommend that you read and/or friend his journal (vladimirsever), because I believe he said his next stop was a press conference with Johnny Depp, at which he may or may not be able to beat off the fangirls long enough to get face time (I LOVE YOU SQUISH). He's a journalist, you have to remember, and frequently regales me with tales of all the press con questions he's asked various and sundry celebrities. In fact, one of the reasons I sorta kinda look forward to his film fest assignments is that, in the past, he's sent a couple of postcards he's gotten autographed for me. The first was James Ivory; the second was Jonathan Demme. He tried to get Johnny last year, but Johnny disappeared in a vortex of mauling fanpoodles who shouldn't have been cleared by security anyway, and that was that, which is so unfair, because WE WERE HERE FIRST, TEENIES, SO BACK OFF.

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[kijikun.livejournal.com]

That was some creepy shit. no I don't have that one site bookmarked

[hawleygriffen.livejournal.com]

Dear Self: I HAVE MONEY WOOT.

\o/

He tried to get Johnny last year, but Johnny disappeared in a vortex of mauling fanpoodles who shouldn't have been cleared by security anyway, and that was that, which is so unfair, because WE WERE HERE FIRST, TEENIES, SO BACK OFF.

So true, so very true.

[meredith-mae.livejournal.com]

Fan girl SQUEE!

Not to get all holier-than-thou to the 14 year olds, but someone who has been a Johnny fan since, let's say Edward Scissorhands, automatically takes precedence over someone who "discovered" him after PotC. It's great that they have good taste and everything... but 14 years of obsession being a fan outweighs 1 year, yeah, thanks.

[fanofall.livejournal.com]

Can you say "21 Jump Street"? Yes? See my point? ;-D

Okay, some of the stuff he's done is WEIRD, but fourteen-year-olds hold NO candle to actual adult people.

STEP OFF, teeninators. :-D

[soberloki.livejournal.com]

Oh, but you forget his stellar turn in the first Nightmare On Elm Street movie!

[fanofall.livejournal.com]

Oh, wow, I TOTALLY did.

And, you know, the teeninators will be all "Nightmare on Elm Street? WTF?"

[soberloki.livejournal.com]

*gurfle*

No kidding. Die, teenies, die. You have no power here. Your weapons are slow and few, as are your wits.

[meredith-mae.livejournal.com]

How could you forget that poufy hair, midrift-baring jersey, and death by carnivorous bed.

[jonnorthwood.livejournal.com]

Re: the creepy sh_t, yeah. Then again, I write creepy sh_t, so I'm not as creeped out by it.

Still, some of those on the site ... *shiver*

'Grats on the fundage, and you're right: baaaaabyanimals is great. :)

[etherealshores.livejournal.com]

OMG you are so lucky!Autographed postcards!!

[arayuldaiel.livejournal.com]

As reading about the Mary Bell case creeped the crap outta me, I'm not reading the other stuff. A Gryffindor I ain't. Thank you, Lord, for creating baaaaabyanimals

Hey, at least us teenies have realised that Johnny is teh_hawt, right? At least most of us aren't oodling over American Idol contestants or something. Oh, wait...

[joeyhemlock.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Lord, for creating baaaaabyanimals.

I ain't the Lord, but you're welcome. (I was doing a google search for baaaaabyanimals and came across this, and I thought I should clear this up. :) Sorry it took three months.)

[arayuldaiel.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I knew something was fishy when the_lord wasn't listed as a member...

[soundedmind.livejournal.com]

qwertytigger said to add you:D
lol
she said youw ere nice, so i added you:D
hope thats kewl

[kittenkatt.livejournal.com]

THe creepy shit? Loved it. I usually forget to read it, but when I do it's that delicious kind of scared. I even passed it along to my flist. My sweetie is now terrified of Mary Bell.

Thanks :D

[meredith-mae.livejournal.com]

Crimelibrary.com is the best site ever. Especially if you ahve an obsession with serial killers.

[edda.livejournal.com]

WOOT on the $. All my friends seem to be having financial good fortune, which means mine is in the mail. *knocks wood*

I'd trade it in, though, if you could get Vladimir to mail me Johnny Depp. Those teenie h0rs can't appreciate him like I can.

And the creepy shit stopped being creepy after I got some sleep. And that last article you linked to about the painting? Involved the guy who painted it coming forward and explaining it in such a way that it wasn't so creepy after you read it. Whew.